By Jason
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
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  RichardPencil  |  30

I was going to say the same thing! If she uses that little packet of flower crack that florists attach to bouquets, the girl is going to receive about a week of lovin’!

By  WeirdUS  |  29

Confessing your "love" is flat out creepy especially if you have never dated them. Also, you describe them as a crush, not someone you know well, and that makes it worse.

  gramie  |  8

Very true. When you have a crush on someone, you are attracted to them. It cheapens the meaning of "love" when you use it for infatuations. Obviously, if she is a crush then you don't know her well enough to be calling it love.

And giving a dozen roses is a terrible idea. What if she doesn't like you or isn't attracted to you? That makes it very stressful for her. If you actually cared about her feelings, rather than just your own, you would approach her in a more casual so that she had a graceful way to refuse without feeling obligated to date you.