By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00
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I mean, the fake Rose was never alive, so is as incapable of death as it is of being alive.
How many suitors have you roasted alive so far?
I was going to say the same thing! If she uses that little packet of flower crack that florists attach to bouquets, the girl is going to receive about a week of lovin’!
That guy is not your friend, let alone best friend...
Well played, best friend. Well played.
I hope he doesn’t get any for a really long time
Telling somebody whom you're not yet dating that you're in never-ending love with seems a bit stalker-ish ....
Confessing your "love" is flat out creepy especially if you have never dated them. Also, you describe them as a crush, not someone you know well, and that makes it worse.
Very true. When you have a crush on someone, you are attracted to them. It cheapens the meaning of "love" when you use it for infatuations. Obviously, if she is a crush then you don't know her well enough to be calling it love. And giving a dozen roses is a terrible idea. What if she doesn't like you or isn't attracted to you? That makes it very stressful for her. If you actually cared about her feelings, rather than just your own, you would approach her in a more casual so that she had a graceful way to refuse without feeling obligated to date you.
This is a violation of the Bro Code of the highest degree.
Just set the fake rose on fire, then it is dead.
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Break it off with your ass of a “best friend.”
I mean, the fake Rose was never alive, so is as incapable of death as it is of being alive.