Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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monkeyz0r 0
LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear
Melodious 0
Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.
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Melodious 0
Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.
maddieguinn 0
how stupid are you???
fsebastianslife 0
it's called tape you ******* retard. it's on the goddamn label
pu13 5
baby oil works well to
bunniex1 11
the worst part is it actually says do nit use one the body because it will cause irritation
trickiestboss 10
it's also not a chemical burn that's just an abrasive burn.
Susaluda 0
ouch
purplepandaz 0
she soooo deserves it! it's like eating windex! it's the most obvious thing in the world!
PaisleyKing90 0
duhh
monkeyz0r 0
LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear
loveanthony645 5
I think i just peed my pants.
mannatee 19
This must be a good story, c'mon, tell it!
mikeman1744 18
he kind of just told the story
Bmlacme 3
aww that suckkss..
guitardedman 0
haha can't you smell the chemicals in there? maybe its because i used to do stupid shit like this, but turpentine and paint thinner will do it, although they smell like ass..or rubbing alcohol
marinesgirl9 0
yeah bad idea next time that happens use olive oil and a paper towel. then wash your face. with facewash. house cleaning products=bad for your body
aftermath_fml 0
ugggh how bad does it look?
maybetomorrow_fml 0
What it's not made of magic? Who'da thunk it. Sorry about your face.
zeberoni 0
I'm a hippie, I love crystals
tko 0
bs, i've used it on my body before...no burns
AmbrosiaLK 0
BS, I've used magic erasers to scrub my face. there's no chemical. it's the material that's 'magic'.
haille_fml 0
Um yes it definatley leaves burns. My sister got sharpie allover the walls&herself and didn't wanna go to time out(she's 3 lol), so she took a magic eraser and cleaned the wall and then tried scrubbing her leg with it, she had huge red burns for more than a month.