Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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Unenunciable 14

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!

lex1459 38

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:31

Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.

lex1459 38

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:31

Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.

thawny_fml 21

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Sunday 3 July 2016 20:22

This is both the shortest and yet most terrifying FML I have ever read.

Unenunciable 14

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!

Nyattack 14

Monday 4 July 2016 0:56

I would never have thought of that... Very creepy yet plausible. Kudos to you for thinking about that possibility and warning the OP !

niftyismybitch 21

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:47

Better a cockroach than a cock..erel.

TheGamingGamer 28

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Sunday 3 July 2016 12:17

Better get some Raid® and spray the fuck outta them next time you see one. And sleep with headphones. Good music plus no cockroaches in your ear. Win-Win.

hellnosucka 27

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Sunday 3 July 2016 13:02

that is the most horrifying thing I've ever read.

PapiiChuloo 4

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Sunday 3 July 2016 13:10

I sleep with a stocking cap over my head so nothing like that ever happens

Nylectro 14

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Sunday 3 July 2016 13:16

I woke up to a dead cockroach in my hair when I was 11. That's why I got a bunkbed yo

Bearsmomma 30

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Sunday 3 July 2016 18:21

you know they climb or crawl, right?They can walk walls and even on Ceilings

False_Stupidity 41

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Monday 4 July 2016 10:14

They can fly too, to an extent

hellobobismyname 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 13:26

I'd actually prefer that... You can easily wash out your mouth. It's gross but it's worse to have something alive crawling inside your ear that probably won't come out without force. You never know what it could be plotting. I never ever want to experience that. Yuck!