By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 21:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
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DocBastard 38
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There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.

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mermaidkeels 26

Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.

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hantu69 22
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Early Christmas gift ? Haha FYL

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mermaidkeels 26

Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.

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vca_fml 8
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That's pretty shitty.

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Lalala579121 27
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That would be pretty disgusting if OP was using dirty toilet paper.

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higgysaurus 18
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Now when you say dirty do you mean used as well or just like some dirt on it? Cause if there is just some dirt on it I would use it, especially if thats all I had.

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bigmusclebro 20
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I realize the error in my mistakes as I now have no toilet paper. Would you be so kind as to roll my rolls back to me? That would be greatly appreciated!

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nash1991 20
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Well look at the bright side. You got free toilet paper!

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olpally 32

Call it a win win situation. You get free toilet paper and your ass is now clean. Be glad they didn't break into your place.

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Oppression_fml 19
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Making the best out of a bad situation(s) keeping holding in OP.

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toastbrot 9
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maybe next time someone will throw eggs at your house - then you can have a nice breakfast!

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Lalala579121 27
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I really hope the "in" was intentional and not a typo.

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DocBastard 38
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There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.

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americanafrican 32
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Priorities. Doc has em right

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Grayness_ 26
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Not to be that guy, but when I was growing up, we used to wipe our asses with newspaper because toilet paper was a luxury. So considered yourself blessed !

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WCARlover 34
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I would buy toilet paper for you OP. hope you can make that one last for a while, no one should have to go without

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