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There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.

mermaidkeels 26

Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.

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Early Christmas gift ? Haha FYL

mermaidkeels 26

Use it wisely if it's the only toilet paper you have.

That's pretty shitty.

That would be pretty disgusting if OP was using dirty toilet paper.

Now when you say dirty do you mean used as well or just like some dirt on it? Cause if there is just some dirt on it I would use it, especially if thats all I had.

I realize the error in my mistakes as I now have no toilet paper. Would you be so kind as to roll my rolls back to me? That would be greatly appreciated!

Well look at the bright side. You got free toilet paper!

Call it a win win situation. You get free toilet paper and your ass is now clean. Be glad they didn't break into your place.

Making the best out of a bad situation(s) keeping holding in OP.

maybe next time someone will throw eggs at your house - then you can have a nice breakfast!

I really hope the "in" was intentional and not a typo.

There are two things in my house I make sure I NEVER run out of: 1) toilet paper, and 2) Oreos. Priorities.

Priorities. Doc has em right

Not to be that guy, but when I was growing up, we used to wipe our asses with newspaper because toilet paper was a luxury. So considered yourself blessed !

I would buy toilet paper for you OP. hope you can make that one last for a while, no one should have to go without