Miscellaneous: Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her...

By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:59

If I knew my sister was reading my texts I would tell my boyfriend to send a message exactly like that, she shouldn't be reading my texts, and if she does she's gonna she something she probably doesn't want to.

ze_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:13

Honestly, you're all putting the guy/girl down because he/she saw a text. But, come on, the stains were on his/her sleeping bag whether he/she read the text or not. That's FML material.

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ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:51

That's what you get for lending out your sleeping bag to a couple of sex-crazed lunatics. They'll **** and **** until the sleeping bag resembles a Twinkie, and then YOU'RE ******! BAM!

GRTHPB_fml 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:53

What if it's green?

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:59

lovesux2013 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:58

I agree seriously it's called personal privacy.

ze_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:13

Honestly, you're all putting the guy/girl down because he/she saw a text. But, come on, the stains were on his/her sleeping bag whether he/she read the text or not. That's FML material.

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:19

It was never mentioned whether there were stains or not. All that was mentioned was this supposed incident of their sister's messy sexual encounter with her boyfriend while camping.

OXAMH 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:50

Burn it.

Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 7:06

hand-me-down* (for the clarity of other users, at first I think it was a type of sleeping bag)

Ajayy13 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 8:29

get a new sleeping bag!

Switch_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:58

Next time you see her bf ask him to pick up a new sleeping bag with his next box of condoms.

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:35

Hahaha, this is probably the best one I've seen. I also disagree somewhat with everyone else. My sister and I are really close, and I wouldn't care if she went through my text messages. It's somewhat snoopish, but I don't think it's nearly as big a deal as everyone is making it out to be.

Dans_Life 0

Monday 16 February 2009 10:23

That does suck. I won't lie. However, what did you think might happen? It's not that you deserve it, but your life isn't f***ed. Oh and why were you in her cell phone anyway? Sorry this had to happen but i clicked you deserve it.