Fear factor

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML
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Robert Cruikshank 7
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Try cleaning. Roach hate clean places.

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RichardPencil 30
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The main FML here is your dog is a fucking wimp! My dog gets in the grill of everything from insects to rodents to horses and elk. I wish she were scared of skunks and porcupines!

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Robert Cruikshank 7
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Try cleaning. Roach hate clean places.

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RichardPencil 30
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The main FML here is your dog is a fucking wimp! My dog gets in the grill of everything from insects to rodents to horses and elk. I wish she were scared of skunks and porcupines!

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Chambli J Kris 2
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Usually if you have 1...theres many others

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drphilipdpark 4
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That cockroach is probably already gone to it’s hiding place after you tried to kill it. You shouldn’t have worried about seeing it again that night. Buy a roach hotel to try and trap it.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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you do know cockroaches are damn near impossible to kill right

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