By ktreens - 19/10/2012 04:06 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML
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k_ninjaa 9

well look on the bright side, it's better than a mugger.

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Bekll 31

We've all mistaken our shadows for something sinister.

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k_ninjaa 9

well look on the bright side, it's better than a mugger.

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Futacy 29

Yeah. And since it wasn't mugger, instead of going to the police to investigate it, you can go to the internet for strangers to lmfao about it.

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WritingWrongs 8

Ha. "bright side", "shadow"... You're a funny ninja.

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gc327072 30

Better than encountering a mugger/arranged husband.

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Zano23 9

I don't understand why you would throw your bag though. I'd most likely hold on to mine in this situation.

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Grimmerie 31

38, many girls/women in my area are taught to throw their bags or wallets towards a mugger on the off chance that the mugger is also secretly a rapist.

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Sliver1991 26

#27- Others can't lmfao! It's my ass to laugh off, not theirs! Ltfao would be more correct. I'm extra silly AND nitpicky today!

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berryblizzard 11

Oh... Whoopsies... Too many scary movies?

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Bekll 31

We've all mistaken our shadows for something sinister.

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Inheritance 10

Hopefully no one saw that embarrassing moment.

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deBlobX 12

I thought my foot was a big spider once

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Futacy 29

12- yeah, but instead of getting caught in the act by one person, she chose to post it online for 100,000 people to see it.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Difference is, 29, she's anonymous here so it doesn't matter as much.

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maosquare 18

56, was it a dark period in your life afterwards?

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AzzieC 12

Really lol I thought my hair was a rapist trying to kidnap me

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

18 - Once, I somehow convinced myself that the lettering on my shirt was a spider.

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WritingWrongs 8

I love those comments 4. "oh, gotta get first comment, GOTTA get first comment! Should I try a pun? No time! There's no relationship, I can't say 'dump him/her', or ' sounds like a winner'... Oh, running out of time! What should I say?? Um... Er... 'HAHAHAHAHAHA'. There, that oughta do it. Did I get first comment? No? Damn."

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ioiehsos 2

Or maybe 4 just found it funny...? -.-

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SenselessPattern 12

57 - No, trust 32. He's a professional at these kind of things. Just look at his username for proof. According to legend, every time someone tries for a shit first comment, he already knows before the editing period even finishes.

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zero91 4

lame max!! you deserve it. maybe you have did something wrong hence you imagine your own shadow as a "something else".

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DocBastard 38

I'm sorry, did you really just say "lame max"? Please say that was a typo.

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ManInTheMachine 19

They would be better off saying their dog swallowed it, his intestinal muscles pushed the letters on the keyboard, and autocorrect tried to fill in the blanks for the literal shit it produced.

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gc327072 30

I could eat alphabet soup and shit a better comment than that.

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ManInTheMachine 19

You forgot the quotes around your comment and '-flockz' at the end, gc. You were going to give him credit, right?

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flockz 19

it's ok if i'm not quoted since i changed my pic anyway. now i have a creepy, ass loving dog!

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PleadingInsanity 20

Not everyone is out to get you OP! That being said there's nothing wrong with being aware of your surroundings. You may want to work on that first reaction though.

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Carmstro 13

Hopefully there wasn't anything breakable on the bag like eggs or something.

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XxskyelovexX 13

I did something similar a few weeks ago. I was looking out the window and saw my shadow and just screamed and jumped. I couldn't stop laughing after that

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melij99 5

I think it's funny. But don't worry OP, stranger things have happened. Just be glad it was your shadow and not really some bad guy.

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Larion1 13

better to be proactive

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