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  Futacy  |  29

Yeah. And since it wasn't mugger, instead of going to the police to investigate it, you can go to the internet for strangers to lmfao about it.

  Grimmerie  |  31

38, many girls/women in my area are taught to throw their bags or wallets towards a mugger on the off chance that the mugger is also secretly a rapist.

  WritingWrongs  |  8

I love those comments 4. "oh, gotta get first comment, GOTTA get first comment! Should I try a pun? No time! There's no relationship, I can't say 'dump him/her', or ' sounds like a winner'... Oh, running out of time! What should I say?? Um... Er... 'HAHAHAHAHAHA'. There, that oughta do it. Did I get first comment? No? Damn."


57 - No, trust 32. He's a professional at these kind of things. Just look at his username for proof. According to legend, every time someone tries for a shit first comment, he already knows before the editing period even finishes.


They would be better off saying their dog swallowed it, his intestinal muscles pushed the letters on the keyboard, and autocorrect tried to fill in the blanks for the literal shit it produced.