By fuckered519 - United States - Du Quoin
  Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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  TCRII  |  29

Go buy a strap-on and give him anal.


Did he really just assume OP would enjoy anal? If she's posting this on FML I'm guessing she won't... When I'm with someone I just assume they don't enjoy that so I won't be disappointed but pleasantly surprised if they are.

"Remember, when you assume something you just make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
-Homeless man by Subway

  riddle143  |  15

Like most everything else in this world, how do you know you won't like it til you actually try it?

Refusing to try something like that even once is definitely defensible, but you can't say you *know* you won't like it. That's like my ex who refused to let me even try to eat her out, she had never tried it and she didn't know what she was missing.

I just assumed this fml was more about the to try or not to try dilemma. Guess I'm an ass and so are you #50 :P

  cdncw  |  20

In my experience, the women who "don't like it", have never tried.
In fact, the two that I dated that have/did try, DID like it (and requested it)

Personally, I could care less - I'd prefer a lapdance and a blowjob as a gift. :)