By Rodolfo_el - 17/4/2021 10:59 No Ragrets Today, my wife made me sleep on the couch because I ate the last Magnum Ice Cream bar. Last week, she bitched me out for singing too loud in the shower. I strongly regret leaving my ex-girlfriend of 5 years for this woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 1691 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dave - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Tallahassee Christmas Racket Today, my 5 kids were singing their favorite Christmas carols in the van, each trying to sing louder than the others. It would have probably sounded better if they were all singing the same one. FML I agree, your life sucks 25972 You deserved it 4605 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I must suck at singing - United States Xtina Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML I agree, your life sucks 40417 You deserved it 7058 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By legit247 - United States - Moscow Mills The Voice Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML I agree, your life sucks 47674 You deserved it 9414 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotChadKrouger The Voice Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML I agree, your life sucks 26355 You deserved it 14921 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized that a few months ago, my parents bought my 12-year-old brother a PS5 with three games. At the same time, when I asked my parents to... I agree, your life sucks 116 You deserved it 6 2 Comments
Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day and I just found out on Google that I either have Hodgkin’s lymphoma or liver cancer. This... I agree, your life sucks 68 You deserved it 14 2 Comments
Today, my coworker made up a story about me “sexually harassing” her and filed a complaint to my boss. All because I took the last plastic spoon from the... I agree, your life sucks 59 You deserved it 1 2 Comments
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto... I agree, your life sucks 774 You deserved it 72 5 Comments