Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm not happy, either, and I only read the story. Next time you have an important task like this, maybe make a note of it, and put it somewhere you'll see it often.
DogStew 20
I flush the septic tank once a week. I’ve been doing for over 10 years. I always do something silly to remind me that I had the pumps on afterward. This is the one time I forgot. My mind was somewhere else. I’ll never forget again. It was a shitty day for everyone.
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Comments (4)
TheMightyMrJ 6
Well, that is a shitty situation you are in. ...I'll see myself out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm not happy, either, and I only read the story. Next time you have an important task like this, maybe make a note of it, and put it somewhere you'll see it often.
DogStew 20
I flush the septic tank once a week. I’ve been doing for over 10 years. I always do something silly to remind me that I had the pumps on afterward. This is the one time I forgot. My mind was somewhere else. I’ll never forget again. It was a shitty day for everyone.
marysevere 4
Where exactly is this? I would love to not go there.
wrenavery90 12
Why aren't they always on?