By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States

By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 21:51 - United States
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Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
Yeah I heard anal hurts. Birthdays aren't supposed to be painful.
Birthdays are always painful birthday beats
#3 - not painful if you do it right, and take it slowly!
I don't think I'll ever be using nature's condom.
Who needs abstinence when you can just do anal???
Then it'll be alright 8) -#28
you had to do it, didnt you?
I'm going to start getting anal about these shitty puns, no ifs, ands, or butts about it.
@39, glad you got my Family Guy reference.
I'd be pretty pissed off
Well, ehat did you say?
I think she asked for e Hat as a present instead. See what I did there (;
Offer him back the gift of singleness
....or offer him back the gift of anal ;)
So much win in this thread :D
I like the way you think, Xlord. When OP gives her bf the "gift of anal", she should be sure to hide the receipt so he can't return the gift.
My ex once asked to give me the same gift, I said I would if he would let me give him the same gift first! He agreed! My sex life was shitty!
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
"It's ok. Come in dry."
I love it!!! Hahaha... I mean tygerarmys classic sense of humor! Good one
He sounds like a pain in the ass.
I think she's being to butthurt
I would give him the gift of a good slap across the face
Spankings sure! Anal.. Not so much. Unless trying something new on your birthday is something you're willing to do. Happy birthday anyways!
If he wants anal she should put on a strap on and give him anal.
At first I read brother instead of boyfriend... at least it wasn't that awkward!
You should have told him bend over so you can receive his anal gift with the end of your foot
I think maybe they meant OP would be kicking her boyfriend's butt.
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Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?