Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
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TaiReiSi
| 12
Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
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tygerarmy
| 35
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
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TaiReiSi
| 12
Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
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iBanana
| 17
Yeah I heard anal hurts. Birthdays aren't supposed to be painful.
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kangx1
| 28
Birthdays are always painful birthday beats
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gjikvtj
| 18
I'm new here, are we going the break up with him way, file a lawsuit way or don't worry OP it'll get better way?
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fmlgiraffe
| 23
#3 - not painful if you do it right, and take it slowly!
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Says the giraffe that's really a cat...
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fortune789
| 17
I don't think I'll ever be using nature's condom.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
yup that pretty much sums FML comments. The one I hate most is "you mean ex, right?!"
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PageantGirlXOXO
| 16
Who needs abstinence when you can just do anal???
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ibanghellokitty
| 8
Then it'll be alright 8)
-#28
-#28
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klovemachine
| 24
That is a crappy gift :O
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unjustlychicken
| 10
you had to do it, didnt you?
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95DeVille
| 13
I'm going to start getting anal about these shitty puns, no ifs, ands, or butts about it.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
...Sphincter...
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95DeVille
| 13
@39, glad you got my Family Guy reference.
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hotbutthurttoast
| 13
I'd be pretty pissed off
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tzemmy
| 25
Well, ehat did you say?
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lambda_fml
| 40
I think she asked for e Hat as a present instead. See what I did there (;
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Rob3062
| 3
Offer him back the gift of singleness
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xlord
| 27
....or offer him back the gift of anal ;)
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eyepuppy
| 31
So much win in this thread :D
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cakefete2
| 30
I like the way you think, Xlord. When OP gives her bf the "gift of anal", she should be sure to hide the receipt so he can't return the gift.
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Pussycat86
| 18
My ex once asked to give me the same gift, I said I would if he would let me give him the same gift first! He agreed! My sex life was shitty!
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tygerarmy
| 35
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
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Puffytruffles
| 18
"It's ok. Come in dry."
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SunTzu2
| 9
I love it!!! Hahaha...
I mean tygerarmys classic sense of humor! Good one
I mean tygerarmys classic sense of humor! Good one
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driftlobster
| 10
He sounds like a pain in the ass.
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GirlGamer12345
| 22
I think she's being to butthurt
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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H
| 20
I would give him the gift of a good slap across the face
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BexBaby86
| 21
Spankings sure! Anal.. Not so much. Unless trying something new on your birthday is something you're willing to do. Happy birthday anyways!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
If he wants anal she should put on a strap on and give him anal.
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mcrblackred
| 8
At first I read brother instead of boyfriend... at least it wasn't that awkward!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
You should have told him bend over so you can receive his anal gift with the end of your foot
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TheDrifter
| 23
Ouch RPS, straight to extreme insertions? I'd say she should at least break him in with a fist or something first.
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AlwaysWatching
| 27
I think maybe they meant OP would be kicking her boyfriend's butt.