Yeah I heard anal hurts. Birthdays aren't supposed to be painful.

Birthdays are always painful birthday beats

I'm new here, are we going the break up with him way, file a lawsuit way or don't worry OP it'll get better way?

#3 - not painful if you do it right, and take it slowly!

Says the giraffe that's really a cat...

I don't think I'll ever be using nature's condom.

yup that pretty much sums FML comments. The one I hate most is "you mean ex, right?!"

Who needs abstinence when you can just do anal???

Then it'll be alright 8) -#28

you had to do it, didnt you?

I'm going to start getting anal about these shitty puns, no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

...Sphincter...

@39, glad you got my Family Guy reference.

I'd be pretty pissed off

I think she asked for e Hat as a present instead. See what I did there (;

....or offer him back the gift of anal ;)

So much win in this thread :D

I like the way you think, Xlord. When OP gives her bf the "gift of anal", she should be sure to hide the receipt so he can't return the gift.

My ex once asked to give me the same gift, I said I would if he would let me give him the same gift first! He agreed! My sex life was shitty!

"It's ok. Come in dry."

I love it!!! Hahaha... I mean tygerarmys classic sense of humor! Good one

I think she's being to butthurt

If he wants anal she should put on a strap on and give him anal.

Ouch RPS, straight to extreme insertions? I'd say she should at least break him in with a fist or something first.

I think maybe they meant OP would be kicking her boyfriend's butt.