By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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born_hustla 26

How much is that gonna cost?

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Unikorni 3

So, get a strap on and give him what he wants.

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Shade1982 20

That's exactly what I was thinking too :P.

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Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5

give it to him.

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Just_a_student 2

I don't see the problem? If you're super against it then just don't do it but if it's something you're willing to do i think asking for sex as a present is sweet. No money spent, he just wants you.

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SalukiRod 5

You simply must be more specific with this guy going forward. I can see him answering the same no matter what you ask him in the future.

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joyboy390 12

Next time you might want to think a little harder before you put the offer out there lol. You did say anything you could afford so technically by the law of christmas gift giving now that you stated anything you can afford you have to follow through.

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spline_fml 2

Well, just treat him: give him anal! You can probably afford a strap-on *****, can't you?

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gloriousjohnson 3

there is no greater gift than anal sex on jesus' birthday, if you disagree then you are wrong

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VinnieH 4

Get a strap-on and give him what he wants !

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