Health: All over - FML

All over

By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 14:01

Today, after I had my wisdom teeth cut out yesterday, so of course I’m in pain. To top it off, I threw my back out today and can’t bend over. So in the end, I’m loopy from pain meds and my back hurts twice as bad as my mouth. Go figure. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2021 15:47

atleast you have pain meds when I got my wisdom teeth removed it was all four of them and six fillings and the dentist's had freaking gorilla hands and ripped the corners of my mouth and only prescribed me two pain meds and told me to take ibuprofen for the rest of recovery not to mention my dad forgot to give me his insurance card so i couldn't even get those meds and had go several hours without anything needless to say lots of screaming nights of pain

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Sunday 21 February 2021 15:47

atleast you have pain meds when I got my wisdom teeth removed it was all four of them and six fillings and the dentist's had freaking gorilla hands and ripped the corners of my mouth and only prescribed me two pain meds and told me to take ibuprofen for the rest of recovery not to mention my dad forgot to give me his insurance card so i couldn't even get those meds and had go several hours without anything needless to say lots of screaming nights of pain

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