Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Top comments
sorryheadphones 26
Well is it something you can afford?
Pink185054 16
Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass
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Comments (118)
accidentprone41 3
It might be worth a try, op. Some girls like it. It's just a question of being open, willing to try and trusting your partner to stop she. You say so.
imagineapc 11
Patience is also key here...he needs to be understanding that it will take OP much longer to get in the mood. Anal isn't just wham bam sex.
sylverdrag_fml 9
For her "to be open" is exactly what her boyfriend's asking
Stooby61 18
So, can you afford to buy a ***** to use on him?
sammyjanette 17
You're lucky OP. Strap-ons are on sale this time of year, so you won't have to spend much.
xSalashawty 30
All he wants for Christmas is youuuu~ and your butt
nekminnet 13
Good bottle of wine and a good quality lube you might surprise yourself and enjoy it.
weveallbeenthere 30
Nice. And if you get into it, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
sailorarctic 22
my husband did this to me once. he learned very quickly what my limits are.
MissBehavin77 18
Just go for it.
Nerdgurl86 18
If anal is unappealing to a woman, then it has not been done properly. It can be very fun as long as there is lots of lube and patience on the guys' part. Also, you shouldn't feel like you have to go during the sex as long as you've used the bathroom before that day.
Im2Shy 16
Just because someone doesn't like it doesn't mean it wasn't done properly.
rocker_chick23 27
Not all women hate anal because it is not done properly most of the time. Many women don't want it because it doesn't appeal to them.
6pointstuntin 12
if thats the case sex wouldnt happen at all because when you guys first hav sex it hurts and or iz uncomfortable so y do it again? o ya becuz it getz beter daaaa same context for anal based on studies and personal opinions iv looked into
Amomartins 9
FML?? More like FMA....xD he sounds like a pain in the ass.......xD