Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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Top comments
sorryheadphones 26
Well is it something you can afford?
Pink185054 16
Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass
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Comments (118)
leigh_leigh1231 4
Lol
NebulaNick 12
Ha
djstiv3 15
youre the best if you let him try it. i guess... since he wants that. but be sure you want to as well
NebulaNick 12
Ha
NebulaNick 12
Ha
Llama_Face89 34
So buy him a nice boyfriend for a night. You DID ask.
leigh_leigh1231 4
Lol
Garnetshaddow 30
I really don't understand why some guys put this sex act on a pedestal. It's something you should talk about with any prospective new partner when you lay your kink cards out. This is a very mild kink card too! He does have to understand that this isn't like ****. He has to make sure she stays relaxed and comfortable. LOTS of lube. Go slow. It may take a few tries. It may also help her to have a small vibrator. His way of asking really wasn't polite, but they may be able to have some fun with this! Luck to OP and her boyfriend. I hope they work this out.
captainsmegma 12
All you need is a tube of lube (big one) and something to bite down on. A very Merry Christmas to you.
evolute72113 9
I think you mean FMA