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You sound know, tuna fish strangler. This is a strange game.
Just who does OP know that actually would make a mold of his penis... The world may never know
...her boyfriend.
52 - It would be implying that while his size is adequate, his technique sucks. I know I'd be offended.
#72, he bought a kit. It's called Clone-A-Willy. Definitely can do it by yourself. My boyfriend's getting me one for Christmas too xD
Whoever came up with that product name should be working for NASA.
Bad luck OP. Maybe next time you'll know better.
It's a Picasso
Prickasso
Dickasso
Thick-asshole. Shudder.
Dinkleburg!!!
I don't get how somebody always replies "dinkleburg!" to all of salty's comments, yet it's always thumbed up? Isn't that joke getting old?
Nah, it's a sculpture by Rod-in.
119, no because thinking of dad saying dinkleberg is always hilarious...if it fits. it would be hilarious if salty said it himself in my opinion
That is quite possibly the weirdest gift idea that I have ever heard.
Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.
Why did people down vote this? Comedy gold!
Don't worry, I am categorically thumbed down in the beginning. It doesn't mean much in the long run, usually.
Also I'm pretty sure there are people that just thumb down all my posts on principle.
I thumbed up 6 for humor, then thumbed down 38 on principal.
Aww so sweet he got her a travel size
Tell them you got "nothing special. Just a microphone."
Then comes the question, "Why did you need a microphone?".
Who uses their ***** as a microphone?
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47....
What do you get the person that has everything, right? :P
The gift that keeps on giving.
Ask your boyfriend to adorn it with a **** ring, so at least you'll have told your parents sonething true. Tell your parents that it was a Jonas Broters-brand Purity Ring. Of course, if it fits, you've got fat fingers or he has a slim dick. . . oh, what a tangled web we weave!
You miss spelled something.
I wonder how he got that. I mean, did he pose for an artist? If so, did he need a 'fluffier'?
No, they sell kits for guys to make it themselves at home.
Fluffer, not fluffier
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Tell him you wanted a real *****, not a scale model.
Art... I got art...