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By djl - / Thursday 20 December 2012 05:30 / Canada - Beaumont
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  oj101  |  33

The girlfriend should tell him it the only time she orgasmed in their relationship was with the dildo to get back at him. Surely, he'll think twice after his ego bubble has been popped.

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  perdix  |  29

#19, because scaling can go either way, up or down. Also, dildos come in many shapes and sizes. The joke lacks enough data to make some of us laugh. Now, if she asked, "Who did you have to blow to get them to make a 2x model of your dick?," there might be something there.

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  Kallian_fml  |  21

19- Because some people lack the intelligence needed to see the humor. They have to wait for the intelligent people to thumb it up, then they can follow... like sheep...

By  perdix  |  29

Ask your boyfriend to adorn it with a cock ring, so at least you'll have told your parents sonething true.

Tell your parents that it was a Jonas Broters-brand Purity Ring. Of course, if it fits, you've got fat fingers or he has a slim dick. . . oh, what a tangled web we weave!

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