Well everybody. I've gotten banned today because folks are stupid and don't like when i tell them Fuck it. I guess I'll see you guys later
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By canessadawn /
Wednesday 17 June 2015 07:42 /
United States - Portland
By Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III - /
Sunday 14 June 2015 13:41 /
United States - Jersey Shore
Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
By jaivolétonnez /
Wednesday 17 June 2015 05:54 /
France - La Courneuve
