By fuckered519 - 06/12/2014 19:53 - United States - Du Quoin

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Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
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Pink185054 16

Well...that's gonna be a pain in the ass

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ezrajab 22

Well if you willing to go for it anal if not done properly can severely damage your backside for life but it is up to you. He really shouldn't have put you on the spot like that sorry op

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mosquito19 14

get the biggest strap-on you can afford and goto town.

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doctorhook86 24

#3: Loosely, like the way you used that apostrophe.

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MrsLighthouse 8

This gives a whole new meaning to the saying "Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash."

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