The Voice
By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States
By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States
By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News
By goodstudent - 09/08/2010 17:44 - United States
By lemonjuice - 18/03/2009 06:22 - United States
By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States
By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34
By Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY! - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States
By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton
By kevinfmls - 16/01/2016 03:27 - United States - Reston
I haven't seen this until almost 3 months later! Thanks for the support, turns out she was LYING about being married and just wanted to not work with me in the most obvious way.
By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 18:33 - United States
By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 12:02 - Singapore
By Imafishyfishy - 27/03/2013 06:47 - United States - Noblesville
Oh wow! It actually got posted! I'm the OP here, and I'm 19, the reason I'm confused is because when I finished high school he and I were going to move down to Florida together so I could go to college, and I got really sick, so we stayed here. My mom was completely fine with it when we were going to move out of state but now that we're moving to the apartment complex not even a mile away. I asked her for clarification and she told me that I knew what she meant. So I asked my dad, and he told me the same thing. I think they might be screwing with me.
By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States
By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States
Hi, I'm the one that posted this FML. I know that cheating wasn't a good thing to do, but that wasn't the point of the FML. Had I simply found out that he was cheating with someone else, of either gender as I knew that he was bi when we entered the relationship, I would have said nothing. The reason I posted it, and the reason I do consider it to be an FML is because of the absolute ridiculousness of the fact that we were cheating with the SAME PERSON!!! The three of us have spoken and decided that none of us are going to continue seeing each other. The BF and I were obviously both deeply unhappy, and the third part took advantage of both of us. Ex and I will probably remain friends, and chalk this up to one of those errors in life that are hilarious five years later, but hurt like hell when they happen. #3 can go to hell for all I care
By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 00:21 - United States
By SIK of everything - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener
By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States
By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:01 - United States
By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Catlover234 - 02/10/2015 19:08 - United States - Madison
Hi, OP here, I created an account to better explain what happened. This actually happened a few months ago. I was at the beach with some friends and didn't have the time to change out of my swimsuit when my grandpa showed up. We only took one car and the beach wasn't very far away from my grandparent's house, so my grandpa agreed to pick me up from the beach and take to my eye doctor appointment. I couldn't drive home because I was getting drops in my eyes. Some very loud girls in their late teens/early twenties saw me get in the passenger seat, pointed at me and said "She's a hooker!" loud enough for me to hear. My grandpa's hard of hearing, so he didn't hear it. I was dressed in my swimsuit like pretty much everyone else on the beach. Everything else was in my beach bag.
By AllWrong - 27/09/2025 03:00
By Newbrokehome - 06/03/2025 20:00 - United States - Pleasant Hope
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There are very few Chinese restaurant areas, this was definitely the best for your dollar. Yeah I did try to explain myself but the manager as well as her mother and son came out to yell at me. I just couldn't deal with that while I had a migraine, I shouldn't have been there anyways, MSG often gives me migraines, so FML again.