Where's my stuff?
By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States
By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States
By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia
By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States
By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States
Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
By Can't win - 12/08/2024 05:00 - United States
By oh gee, you don't say - 15/12/2012 18:43 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States
By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington
By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 18:00 - United States
By shart up, your puns suck - 01/06/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington
By jwill200 - 08/03/2016 18:02 - United States - Greenville
I left my phone on the counter by accident when my mom called me so that's when she did it. But apparently she thought that I was cheating with her boyfriend so that's why she did it, my friends and relatives understand, but they're still hurt.
By didntknowyoucouldbreakit - 06/10/2012 20:29 - New Zealand - Auckland
By fluent in two, unlike you - 25/03/2014 18:42 - Mexico
By Grossed_out - 05/03/2010 03:51 - United States
By Tiff676 - 16/08/2009 04:31 - Canada
By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland
By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News
By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:15 - United States
By Confused Clipboard - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anon - 23/07/2015 11:53 - United States - Sacramento
By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 14:00 - United States - Bel Air
By pumpkinbutt - 17/01/2010 21:08 - France
By hrmpf - 19/01/2016 14:37 - Germany - Bremen
By Trevone87 - 26/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Las Vegas
By Shabby Rabbit - 03/09/2025 18:00 - United States - Mesa
By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 04:27 - United States
By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada
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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.