By crystalwho - 20/01/2009 21:06 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States
DIY FML
By Anonymous - 29/06/2012 22:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch
City kids
By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 08:00 - United States - North Pole
By SeriouslyDad - 22/09/2013 13:57 - United States - Waxhaw
By wheels - 25/02/2009 15:09 - United States
wheels tells us more.
By nohobo - 09/03/2015 21:22 - Romania - Bucharest
nohobo tells us more.
OP here. Only the reflective glass parts get stolen and it takes 10 seconds and a screwdriver. Dealership ones are sold on the black market for half price, though I got the cheap chinese plastic ones and those go missing too. Out of spite I think, since they have my plate number on them and are worth nothing. The police won't do anything, it's a common theft; they told me to get better insurance -_- . Car alarm wouldn't work either, the thief would be gone by the time I arrive. They got stolen 3 times, all nights after I didn't give the guy anything. And the guy is pretty much harassing me now. Like coming to my car to offer to carry my bags or opening my door (creepy, right?). I tried to firmly but politely tell him to leave me alone but nada. Gonna report him for harassment and if he comes near me again he'll get a face full of pepper spray, since that's probably the only way he'll understand. Sorry for the wall of text, and thanks for your supportive/funny comments, they've made my day :D
Never felt more lonely
By Anonymous - 29/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon
By Anonymous - 23/07/2009 07:00 - United States
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
By Mike - 14/05/2026 03:00 - Norway - Oppdal
By URGH - 28/06/2009 22:08 - Canada
Slammer
By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands
By Noname - 08/03/2009 04:28 - United States
By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane
Overconfident
By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles
By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand
By backtothelaundrettethen - 03/12/2012 11:40 - Germany
Self own
By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States
What happened? Where are we?
By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 06:00 - Italy
By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States
smiley1014 tells us more.
I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.
By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France
Right in the miniature tree
By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 16:41 - Netherlands - Veldhoven
You never know
By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States
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By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States
By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews
By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States
By i2xl - 24/02/2012 15:28 - Canada
Keywords
im not blonde... the door locked from the inside and the keys were on a key ring that was already in my car's ignition (i have a really old car and when i start it up and just go, it shakes).. after standing there a minute like "o damn" i slowly pulled my hair out and it hurt pretty bad and there was still quite a bit stuck in the door.. it sucked