By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States
What a hunt
By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor
Thanks, gran…
By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia
Sounds fair enough
By Ethan Pullenayegem - 10/06/2025 18:00 - Canada
By Banana_Lord - 26/05/2014 01:43 - United States - Santa Cruz
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Regular occurrence
By Anonymous - 03/04/2025 03:00 - United States - Portland
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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France
ASAP
By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada
David Lee Roth?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By tonedef - 09/07/2013 23:35 - United States
By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States
By Schizomaniac - 25/08/2015 17:33 - United States
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Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.
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By jesspacheco27 - 15/12/2014 18:05 - United States - San Francisco
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She's Muslim I believe so they're into the covered hair no make-up, "covered up" look I guess.
From a great height
By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59
By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada
By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom
By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom
Too little, too late
By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States
Human interface
By Anonymous - 24/08/2025 12:00 - United States
By KillerChipmunk - 01/06/2017 12:08
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Hey OP here! I really really hate elevators, but we were on the 9th floor of our hotel, so that's a lot of stairs to do in cosplay (I was at a con). The elevator wasn't too bad actually but this happening set me back a bit. I reported it to the front desk as soon as I had calmed down, and security walked me back up. In the morning, they came back to take my full statement so they could file a proper police report. For the rest of the weekend, I was carrying my pepper spray and had my phone camera ready to take pictures if I saw them again. Thankfully I didn't.
Wild night
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway
Freaked out
By DomesticPatrol - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
By Lelia701 - 05/05/2009 13:55 - United States
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Why does everyone think only a guy can buy a home? You know what they say about people who assume. 1. I’m female. 2. I’m a 25 year old graduate student with plenty of friends and wouldn’t even know how to play D&D. 3. I live in a city where buying a house in a nice area would cost 3 times as much so duh of course I bought a condo. . But thanks to those who understand what its like to have shit attack your house! The adjuster comes today at least.
By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States
By GTA_VI - 01/12/2016 01:02
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OP here. I had to stay where I was while the police talked to the dealership to get it sorted out. Once they realized I had the keys and the paperwork, they let me go. The dealership said this has never happened before and they're going to make it right by fixing my car for free as well as detailing and oil change.
Keywords
Hi, OP here. I guess I should explain this a little better. On the last day of school, we have a big awards assembly and then hand out yearbooks at the end. Our yearbooks always have a theme and the people in charge do a little skit at the end of the assembly. Our theme this year is fairy tales, thus the unicorn costume (our mascot isn't a rainbow unicorn lol). I'm editor in chief so I can't just back out, and the other people involved are really excited about the skit, so I'd hurt their feelings if I told them how stupid I think it is. I ended up trying to get out of it by telling them I couldn't make it to the rehearsal, but they just switched my part to the narrator. Not quite what I was hoping for, but at least I don't have to do anything embarrassing. You guys' comments made me laugh, and for all the people who said they would love to dress up as a unicorn, to each their own I guess!