By nipman - 25/04/2011 19:12 - United States
#LurkerForLife
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By Chilaxe - 03/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Shawnee
Chilaxe tells us more.
By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States
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By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
PattonGilette2 tells us more.
Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.
By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell
By shredded - 12/02/2011 00:26 - United Kingdom
JBP fever dream
By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia
Disloyal!
By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States
By SOTS4335 - 16/05/2015 22:16 - United States - Maumelle
SOTS4335 tells us more.
OP here. Two of my sisters actually ended up beating the shit out of my now ex-girlfriend and moving me and my kids in with them. Kinda hard to defend yourself when you have muscular dystrophy and you spend most of your day in a wheelchair. But Thank GOD I'm done with that psycho-bitch. And **** those assholes at that therapy session.
By leve80paladin - 25/10/2010 15:06 - United States
You gotta be kidding me?
By mammasboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield
By midnightxshadow - 23/04/2015 22:41 - United States
midnightxshadow_fml tells us more.
For those of you thinking my grades must be awful, I have straight As and am a top student in my class. There are a few people I know above me, which is why I didn't expect to get an award. A girl can hope, right? When I got home, my boyfriend made me my own award so I couldn't be happier.
By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States
By lawliet_L - 17/07/2009 15:54 - Canada
lawliet_L_fml tells us more.
1) it doesn't matter that i'm a teen or not. 2) i have a boyfriend i've been dating for about a year. so i'm not a *****. stfu 3) she didn't take any, and it was to the situation. 4) we talked about it and it's fine. because: 'if you wanna make love, use the glove'. no joke she said that. so i'm relieved now gotta hide 'em from dad. XD and yes my parents are together for the person who asked. :)
By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 09:57 - United States
By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom
ragass_mctree tells us more.
dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please
Right place…
By Not Her, sorry - 03/05/2025 09:00 - United States
How can I make everything about me?
By Anonymous - 16/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom
By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend
Thanks, I hate it!
By Dimples - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanford
Stay classy
By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom
By lostforwords - 06/08/2011 19:10 - Ireland
By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando
With friends like these…
By marz88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Amityville
By bumpinthenight - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
By maaaryy - 07/01/2009 05:53 - France
By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51
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Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol