By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States
The cliché is true
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Freaked out
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Bruvophobia
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Long wait
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The road to hell…
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Beep beep
By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States
Valentine's Day confession
By Mister_Triangle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Mister_Triangle tells us more.
By cakefete2 - 11/05/2014 06:27 - United States - San Francisco
cakefete2 tells us more.
I can't speak for the finances of every church, but at my church we are not flush with cash in the way a mega church might be. We are called to be stewards of the property God had given us and to this end, we asked people to dig deep that we could fill the need that was evident. Sadly, after the sacrifices that were made, we can't help but be hurt. Still, Christians are versed in hardship and overcoming adversity. We will pray for the thief, ask healing for the church, and seek blessings to continue to meet the needs of the community.
By Intoxicunt - 01/08/2010 18:51 - United States
Intoxicunt tells us more.
I did NOT go back to get them! God, can you people NOT read? Read ALL of the other comments where I explain what happened. I'll repeat it. I did not go back for them. Again, I did not go back for them. How many times do I have to ******* say it!?!?
By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States
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By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France
wowhoopla tells us more.
well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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One simple trick
By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom
Watch your step
By Gary - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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Well I've been out of high school for over a year now and my other sister (who knew for some reason) let it slip while we were discussing valentines day. I played it off like I already knew, but I secretly died a little inside.