By Anon - 09/10/2013 05:21 - New Zealand - Auckland
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Not so slinky
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By SApprentice - 19/12/2012 05:02 - United States - Harrisonburg
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By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney
By anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester
Smooth moves
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By ArtemisRwill - 14/07/2015 20:16 - United States - San Francisco
ArtemisRwill tells us more.
Hey. First off, my mom moved in with me because she lost her job and couldn't afford her apartment anymore. I live in a 3 bedroom house, so I was being nice and let her move in. She has no ailments. Second, my dogs have a door that is open into a dog run. I can't do a dog door because I have a Great Dane and a Bully Pit. I live about 5 minutes from work. I go home at lunch everyday. I couldn't yesterday because I was covering for 2 sick coworkers. Third, my dogs crapped all over the house because SOMEONE shut their door. And my kitchen was speaking wet (with water) because SOMEONE burned their lunch and instead of using the fire extinguisher, that went outside and grabbed the garden hose. After I had to clean everything up, BY MY SELF, my mom finally fessed up. I'm trying to get my sister to take her so that I and my dogs can live in peace again.
Milestone
By Falling off the wagon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Brighton
By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers
By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States
Bad hair day
By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia
By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands
Let's pretend this never happened
By Anonymous - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States - Seattle
By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall
You better shape up
By anonymous - 18/07/2012 04:02 - United States - Silverdale
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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States
shandrith tells us more.
Hi, I'm the one that posted this FML. I know that cheating wasn't a good thing to do, but that wasn't the point of the FML. Had I simply found out that he was cheating with someone else, of either gender as I knew that he was bi when we entered the relationship, I would have said nothing. The reason I posted it, and the reason I do consider it to be an FML is because of the absolute ridiculousness of the fact that we were cheating with the SAME PERSON!!! The three of us have spoken and decided that none of us are going to continue seeing each other. The BF and I were obviously both deeply unhappy, and the third part took advantage of both of us. Ex and I will probably remain friends, and chalk this up to one of those errors in life that are hilarious five years later, but hurt like hell when they happen. #3 can go to hell for all I care
By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby
Plans
By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton
By babs - 07/05/2013 19:07 - United States
By Snotmyfault - 11/01/2009 14:33 - United States
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I walk my cat on a leash and harness, instead of letting him roam, because I love him and do not want him to become lost to me. He really enjoys it and actually begs at the door to go for his walk. My neighbors are just trashy. They sit on their porches and loudly talk about the people who go by, which includes me whenever I try to walk my cat before I go to work. They are disturbingly proud of themselves, and seem to feed off of each other, with each malicious comment earning praise and support from their group. I... I just hate them so much. They don't seem to do anything. I don't know what they do for work. They're just always sitting on one of two porches, being dicks to everyone and adding new tidbits of trash to the landscape.