Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers

I see nothing wrong with this

If they're quality, does that mean they come with more than you paid for? I.e. STI's?

Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!

he wouldn't need a house then!

Yes he does Ashton Kutcher took his.

Tell him that he has to share and you win too!

Ah, win an STD or die trying!

Oh goodness. I hope you let him know you don't find that acceptable, he needs to respect you and your home - it's only basic manners.

What if he brought enough for the whole class?

...fair enough ;)

Hookers made the "basic" list?

I guess it comes up more often than I thought.

Nothing wrong with bought, consensual sex. We all do it to some degree.

yeah, agreed. OP, if this is actually upsetting you, I'd lay down some ground rules because you're doing this friend a favor and the friend should respect you/your home.

Take out the bought part that comes with STDs.

Yes. Yes there is.

You know they normally have a group rate...

Good thing he isn't moving in with you.

Well you really didn't say yes or no.

Would you want someone to invite hookers to your house? I didn't think so...

that depends, will he share?

Depends, do they all have doctors notes saying they're STD free and as tight as a bolt to a nut? Cuz you know..you don't want anything lose.

@62 Maybe you're just small

You're a pig Michael...

Scientifically, it's proven that a woman's vagina doesn't become larger or loose as a result of having tons of sex. During sex, yes, but if you were to pull out and count to five and reinsert your penis, it would then be just at tight as when you first inserted.

The more you know!

@89 Pregnancy, however...

So true, too many people aren't aware of this.

lol #94 this does take some time.. different for each woman depending on how they delivered their baby but most doctors say at least four weeks. you don't just bring a baby home and everything is magic downstairs.. you have stitches, gush blood with every movement you make, ointment, pain reliever spray, can't walk normally, can't wipe when you potty (dab dry), can't get comfy to sleep well, can't have sex (you can still get pregnant/pain unbearable). I remember my husband laughing at me "both of y'all are in diapers!" LOL

This night is going to have it's ups and downs

Ins and outs?

give and take?

Push and pull?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Sexy party time!

Hookers are people too you know!!!