By tsukinoie - 02/02/2014 06:33 - United States
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Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers
If they're quality, does that mean they come with more than you paid for? I.e. STI's?
he wouldn't need a house then!
Yes he does Ashton Kutcher took his.
Ah, win an STD or die trying!
Oh goodness. I hope you let him know you don't find that acceptable, he needs to respect you and your home - it's only basic manners.
What if he brought enough for the whole class?
...fair enough ;)
Hookers made the "basic" list? I guess it comes up more often than I thought.
Take out the bought part that comes with STDs.
Yes. Yes there is.
You know they normally have a group rate...
Good thing he isn't moving in with you.
Would you want someone to invite hookers to your house? I didn't think so...
that depends, will he share?
You're a pig Michael...
So true, too many people aren't aware of this.
lol #94 this does take some time.. different for each woman depending on how they delivered their baby but most doctors say at least four weeks. you don't just bring a baby home and everything is magic downstairs.. you have stitches, gush blood with every movement you make, ointment, pain reliever spray, can't walk normally, can't wipe when you potty (dab dry), can't get comfy to sleep well, can't have sex (you can still get pregnant/pain unbearable). I remember my husband laughing at me "both of y'all are in diapers!" LOL
This night is going to have it's ups and downs
Ins and outs?
give and take?
Push and pull?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Hookers are people too you know!!!
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Is your friend Charlie Sheen?!
Well at least you get to spend quality time with him still...with hookers