By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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imajinethat 0
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Uhm, floss. Duh.

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ScatteredMind 0
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seriously dude? that's an fml??

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ScatteredMind 0
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seriously dude? that's an fml??

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irishdancer 0

I know right??? Seriously though, use tweezers.

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thealliance 0

YDI for eating

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woah_dang_baby_fml 0

lmao.

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volleyballgirl16 0
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yeah it isnt an FML get over yourself

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benjpants 0
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Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. MLIA

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musicgirl84 0
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This should be a MLIA. Go to www.mylifeisaverage.com

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RaBe2009 0

You just sound like a dumbass. how about brush your teeth or floss...

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iiTEMP524 0
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uhm why not just brush your teeth you grimey bitch?

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Strawberriez95 0
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"I dont have gaps" FML.

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krazygirl100 9
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better get another toothpick

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imajinethat 0
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Uhm, floss. Duh.

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ISellHerbs 0

Yeah I heard about that new stuff called dental floss. I heard it was pretty good you should try it.

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PIQ 0
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WORD! LOL

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FapFapFapFap 0

TWO WORD POSTS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO ACTUAL MESSAGE WILL MAKE ME COOL? I wish I had known about that years ago, *that's* Why people always yell at me on the internet.

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HurpMcDerpington 0

Your name is FapFapFapFap. You have no room to rage.

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pingpongdj 0
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you mean you didn't floss? in the hours you spent trying to get the food out, you didn't think of flossing? wow!!!!!

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Velorium 0
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No shit, floss!

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sydney184829 0
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Um.. Try a new toothpick.

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hat_fml 0
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That's not FML

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imajinethat 0
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Finding floss is easier than going all the way out to dinner to get a toothpick.

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juicyjay00 0

cheaper, too.

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Endymion_fml 0
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It feels really bad when you get things between your teeth (it's like stones in your shoes- they might be the size of a grain of sand but they feel enormous), but not exactly a 'fuck my life' moment.

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Glam_fml 0

"I didn't have anything to use." The OP obviously didn't have floss. Learn some reading comprehension.

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imajinethat 0
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They also spent hours trying to get it out. Go to drugstore. Buy floss. Use daily. Not rocket science.

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catatonicsleep 17
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get another toothpick but be more gentle with it so you don't snap it.

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WoLfNiNja3 0

Wow? Sucks for u

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thealliance 0

ydi for eating

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