Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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imajinethat
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Uhm, floss. Duh.
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ScatteredMind
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seriously dude? that's an fml??
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ScatteredMind
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seriously dude? that's an fml??
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irishdancer
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I know right??? Seriously though, use tweezers.
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thealliance
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YDI for eating
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lmao.
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volleyballgirl16
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yeah it isnt an FML get over yourself
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benjpants
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Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. MLIA
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musicgirl84
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This should be a MLIA. Go to www.mylifeisaverage.com
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RaBe2009
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You just sound like a dumbass. how about brush your teeth or floss...
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iiTEMP524
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uhm why not just brush your teeth you grimey bitch?
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Strawberriez95
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"I dont have gaps" FML.
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krazygirl100
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better get another toothpick
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imajinethat
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Uhm, floss. Duh.
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ISellHerbs
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Yeah I heard about that new stuff called dental floss. I heard it was pretty good you should try it.
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PIQ
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WORD! LOL
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FapFapFapFap
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TWO WORD POSTS IN ALL CAPS WITH NO ACTUAL MESSAGE WILL MAKE ME COOL? I wish I had known about that years ago, *that's* Why people always yell at me on the internet.
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HurpMcDerpington
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Your name is FapFapFapFap. You have no room to rage.
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pingpongdj
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you mean you didn't floss? in the hours you spent trying to get the food out, you didn't think of flossing? wow!!!!!
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Velorium
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No shit, floss!
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sydney184829
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Um.. Try a new toothpick.
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hat_fml
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That's not FML
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imajinethat
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Finding floss is easier than going all the way out to dinner to get a toothpick.
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juicyjay00
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cheaper, too.
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Endymion_fml
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It feels really bad when you get things between your teeth (it's like stones in your shoes- they might be the size of a grain of sand but they feel enormous), but not exactly a 'fuck my life' moment.
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Glam_fml
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"I didn't have anything to use."
The OP obviously didn't have floss. Learn some reading comprehension.
The OP obviously didn't have floss. Learn some reading comprehension.
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imajinethat
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They also spent hours trying to get it out.
Go to drugstore.
Buy floss.
Use daily.
Not rocket science.
Go to drugstore.
Buy floss.
Use daily.
Not rocket science.
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catatonicsleep
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get another toothpick but be more gentle with it so you don't snap it.
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WoLfNiNja3
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Wow? Sucks for u
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thealliance
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ydi for eating