Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

the OP should be thankful they're not dreaming about using the restroom while sleeping. He'd probably experience more "Wetdreams" (his name).

Come on man, now I can't get that outta my head.

I've spit on myself during a dream too. I wasn't brushing my teeth though. I was outside and I spit on the floor. It landed on my arm. Damn dreams!

Hahaha lmao #10, your comment made my day lol... How OP its true that you should be thankful that not getting restroom dreams :p

I think it's time you've brushed your teeth

10- where's your nose?!

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

it's pretty much a requirement for an FML to be funny, or it won't get published :D but some are pretty messed up

I agree. I can't stop imagining you spitting while dreaming...

First time I've heard someone get called darling on FML, how bizarre.

You must be new here, darling.

A little, yes. And what do you mean on your profile about this being a character account?

He's role playing as a character by imitating their personality & reactions.

Maybe you're forgetting to brush your teeth before going to sleep?

What a weird dream.

Most dreams mean something, try brushing your teeth and then going back to bed, it might help... Or not?

someones gunna die ! o: ... or is that when you dream of losing your teeth ? hmmm.

Most dreams are symbolic of something else then what is actually dreamt Hmm maybe OP has been such a potty mouth and feels unclean for what they've been saying..?

LOL. You must be pro by now at brushing.

Omg I remember when I was like 5 years old I used to dream about using the toilet and I wet the bed... :(

Aah same! No matter what I was dreaming about, I'd always end up in a toilet or at the swimming pool or something. Fucking annoying!

I know! And you didn't even realize you were peeing until you already did and completely soaked the bed sheets. I used to get so upset about it.

That happened to me too!! I new other kids had that happen but I had a bladder infection so I felt so dissapoiinted in myself when I woke up

Same here. In my dreams I'd be walking to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and pee my bed. ): the last time I peed my bed that happened but that was also the day I got a new mattress fml):

That happened to me until I was 9. :/

What did you use for the toothpaste?

That display picture is amazing

LIKE-A SOMBODEEEE

You must be careful that these dreams don't then into nightmares. "They won't go white! They won't go white! Please help me, someone."

Damn. That meant to be "turn" and not "then". Ignore my stupidity.

I think you need to train your imagination to be more creative. I guess you should read more.

Actually, dreams are just snippets of your life put together in some alternet reality subconcious world set inside your mind. It has nothing to do with imagination or now cultured/intellingent you are. But then again, dreams are still a mystery...

Fuck... *alternate *how

I very rarely remember my dreams, but the dreams that I do remember (when my sleeping is disturbed seems to be the way I remember) they are directly linked to a movie or book I have recently been reading/watching. You could take my comment as "what a boring dream" if you so desire.

To A Teen and fmessiah: A Teen, well put about the dreams. fmessiah, that is actually quite common. You enter R.E.M. probably 2-4 times a night, depending on the type of sleeper you are, and R.E.M. is the stage where you dream too. Did ya know we technically dream multiple dreams a night, but we can usually only remember one?

...and that we forget about 90% of our dreams. That probably explains why you remember a dream familiar to some media outlet instead of some other alt. reality dream.

Its that deja vu experience

I hate psychology. Never could understand that stuff...

i've punched myself in the face dreaming before

I have no idea why but I read this comment and just burst out laughing.

Well it's funny.. sooo... That's probably why you laughed.