By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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Roevera 14

the OP should be thankful they're not dreaming about using the restroom while sleeping. He'd probably experience more "Wetdreams" (his name).

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gamercanadian 11

Come on man, now I can't get that outta my head.

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chris71sk8r 8

I've spit on myself during a dream too. I wasn't brushing my teeth though. I was outside and I spit on the floor. It landed on my arm. Damn dreams!

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capper44 18

Hahaha lmao #10, your comment made my day lol... How OP its true that you should be thankful that not getting restroom dreams :p

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SeaMen 3

I think it's time you've brushed your teeth

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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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Pentium_4 27

it's pretty much a requirement for an FML to be funny, or it won't get published :D but some are pretty messed up

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a1f0sff 25

I agree. I can't stop imagining you spitting while dreaming...

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ladyLALAA 28

First time I've heard someone get called darling on FML, how bizarre.

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ladyLALAA 28

A little, yes. And what do you mean on your profile about this being a character account?

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RussianFox 13

He's role playing as a character by imitating their personality & reactions.

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mwolverine 1

Maybe you're forgetting to brush your teeth before going to sleep?

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lebronesque73091 12

What a weird dream.

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finished 10

Most dreams mean something, try brushing your teeth and then going back to bed, it might help... Or not?

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breeY0 7

someones gunna die ! o: ... or is that when you dream of losing your teeth ? hmmm.

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DQEight 8

Most dreams are symbolic of something else then what is actually dreamt Hmm maybe OP has been such a potty mouth and feels unclean for what they've been saying..?

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comedybreak 20

LOL. You must be pro by now at brushing.

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LaColombianita 26

Omg I remember when I was like 5 years old I used to dream about using the toilet and I wet the bed... :(

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absolutegrrr 7

Aah same! No matter what I was dreaming about, I'd always end up in a toilet or at the swimming pool or something. ******* annoying!

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LaColombianita 26

I know! And you didn't even realize you were peeing until you already did and completely soaked the bed sheets. I used to get so upset about it.

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Haha_no_123 11

That happened to me too!! I new other kids had that happen but I had a bladder infection so I felt so dissapoiinted in myself when I woke up

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Salmaggs 2

Same here. In my dreams I'd be walking to the bathroom, sit on the toilet and pee my bed. ): the last time I peed my bed that happened but that was also the day I got a new mattress fml):

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iAmScrubs 19

You must be careful that these dreams don't then into nightmares. "They won't go white! They won't go white! Please help me, someone."

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iAmScrubs 19

Damn. That meant to be "turn" and not "then". Ignore my stupidity.

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fmessiah 19

I think you need to train your imagination to be more creative. I guess you should read more.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Actually, dreams are just snippets of your life put together in some alternet reality subconcious world set inside your mind. It has nothing to do with imagination or now cultured/intellingent you are. But then again, dreams are still a mystery...

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fmessiah 19

I very rarely remember my dreams, but the dreams that I do remember (when my sleeping is disturbed seems to be the way I remember) they are directly linked to a movie or book I have recently been reading/watching. You could take my comment as "what a boring dream" if you so desire.

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Kog_Hiro 17

To A Teen and fmessiah: A Teen, well put about the dreams. fmessiah, that is actually quite common. You enter R.E.M. probably 2-4 times a night, depending on the type of sleeper you are, and R.E.M. is the stage where you dream too. Did ya know we technically dream multiple dreams a night, but we can usually only remember one?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...and that we forget about 90% of our dreams. That probably explains why you remember a dream familiar to some media outlet instead of some other alt. reality dream.

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mwolverine 1

I hate psychology. Never could understand that stuff...

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loller27 6

i've punched myself in the face dreaming before

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Michael_92 20

I have no idea why but I read this comment and just burst out laughing.

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PaulB123 11

Well it's funny.. sooo... That's probably why you laughed.

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