By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 335
You deserved it 2 932

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schwinn11 0

"piss on fire" one of my favorite candle scents

BelaLugosisdead 0

groady much?

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BelaLugosisdead 0

groady much?

Freeze shit and throw it in his face.

#13- Polar opposites, FTW! xD

SouthparkZZZ 0

first! fuck! so fucking close... so fucking close... fuck you

Silense_is_loud 0

wooooooooooow ur freinnd is freaking hilarious I actually laughed 

So close to being first, :( had to validate my email address.

caticaticati 3

I can stand 'first' comments. I can't stand 'aw man I was almost first but I suck sooo much' comments. Most people don't care if you got first comment, but NO ONE cares that you have to little to live for that you need to post about not getting first.

well u obviously care

more like annoyed; not "care". I thought hot girls are stupid...but ugly girls are to.

haha idiot

hahaha......ugly??..right

@20 I think your stupid to!

@34 who asked you?

@ 34 you're**** and too*** gosh

ViperII 0

lol

@random idiot who called Melissa ugly. I'm female, and i find that Melissa is a beautiful young woman. Can your stupid comments before someone staples your mouth shut and ties your hands together.

schwinn11 0

"piss on fire" one of my favorite candle scents

caligal14 0

Your friend is an idiot. FYL

Your friend is showing symptoms of being a classic idiot.

earlysunset 0

Dude, you have retarded friends...you should probably reconsider who you hang out wth.

Is he trying out for some Jackass episode?

Sofa_Cat 0

I wish your friend was my best friend...

trickatreat 0

StinkyPoo' D: pee* DD: that's like -- blow drying a pissed on blanket

Sun_Kissed18 25

Of course, you can always count on them to ruin your stuff!