By sheilob - Australia - Camden
Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
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  ThisIsMyReign  |  4

Would be fine but, you said minor retardation. My brother has down syndrome and I bet he is smarter then you. OP choose your words wisely next time. Not to be a dick but defending his honor.


Nice grammar. You should start a blog.

By  tennisrapper1  |  14

Perhaps put a great effort into learning new and interesting material to you. Devotion will take you as far as you want to go! And with enough effort, you can do practically anything that you want to do! I know this sounds a little cliché like, but it's true for the most part. Just dont set your standards too high at the beginning!

  awepeach  |  3

This is true. I like how you picked up on it. For months now, in my spare time, I've been using the fml app on my phone without an account. As I scrolled through the comments, Perdix stood out to me, There was a very funny one from ages ago, but I didn't feel like leafing through all the old fml's, so I went to the nearest Perdix comment I could find. I just like smart people and to let them know they make me laugh and I appreciate it. You seem pretty clever too...

  darkmis1  |  17

The thing is, he was continuously swatting it, which means he kept missing it. I'm guessing he thought that was the smartest damn fly ever - it got away from him each time.