But I hope they don't breed

OP, Please tell me you have no plans to reproduce and plague the world with your idiot offspring.

Are they by chance Democrats?

#37, I'm almost sure their brain isn't capable of planning something so complex.

Would be fine but, you said minor retardation. My brother has down syndrome and I bet he is smarter then you. OP choose your words wisely next time. Not to be a dick but defending his honor.

snookie shouldnt even be breeding.

Ok I think im the only one that thinks that two really stupid people would have amazing sex.

In some cultures it's considered a form of foreplay.

74 would you prefer her to use the non-technical term?

74 -it's called minor retardation then mild then profound.OP is right.

Read it wrong I was drunk, sorry about that.

Sup

It changed in the UK and US, it's now "Intellectually disabled"

Nah even flies know how to hump

Nice grammar. You should start a blog.

Please, point out any errors you can see in my post. Are you referencing the fact that I didn't capitalize "Leeroy Jenkins?"

Before or after you changed your comment? Lol.

It's because you didn't spell it "LEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!!"

LEEEERRRROOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNKINNNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

My brain cells depleted from reading that...

Blonde moments :)

Judging by OP stating how low her IQ is, she probably knows she doesn't have many brain cells to lose.

Those darn blonde moments always catch ya by surprise the sneaky bastards e_e

Oh dear God please don't breed

Or he'll have sex with an electrical socket.

Both will turn him on real well

I love lamp.

Or he might run his hands over splinters just to remember how that feels like.

80 - I see wut u did, thar.

Or the psychologist.

That was rude! What a mean thing to say! What are you?

12, you stole the words right out of my mouth. and no it's not mean it's true

Oh Perdix, you are always so pithy and snarky. You remind me of a gawker commenter. (Not a bad thing to me!)

Oh perdix, how we love you so.

Perdix's comment was standard, if it was posted under any other name you wouldn't be complimenting it. Have some self respect.

Who is perdix???

This is true. I like how you picked up on it. For months now, in my spare time, I've been using the fml app on my phone without an account. As I scrolled through the comments, Perdix stood out to me, There was a very funny one from ages ago, but I didn't feel like leafing through all the old fml's, so I went to the nearest Perdix comment I could find. I just like smart people and to let them know they make me laugh and I appreciate it. You seem pretty clever too...

Thank you, #31 and #68, for your compliments! #31, I'll take your compliment in the best possible light :)

The thing is, he was continuously swatting it, which means he kept missing it. I'm guessing he thought that was the smartest damn fly ever - it got away from him each time.