By Cherrish it - United States - Carmichael
Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML
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It's really annoying when someone says FML because they are or acted like an asshole. So you were really tactless? Oh, F YOUR life, you poor dear! I'm sorry, but obviously YDI if you were just being thoughtless.

Next time, OP, maybe think about the possible reasons WHY someone wouldn't like to drive instead of resorting right to sarcasm.

  Jamialia  |  5

Why be a smart ass in the first place? She can have whatever reason she wants not to eat cherries, no need to reply like that to her other dislikes. What an a**hole.

  LMFAOwned  |  9

I don't understand why no one has yet called OP asshole of the year yet. OP obviously didn't care about what the girl was saying about the cherries since he decided to go ahead and make fun of the next thing she said. This has YDI all over it.

  patrickalamo  |  47

Don't go outside a bird shit on grandma once
Don't play baseball because auntie has hit by a ball once...
If you allow other misfortunes control your life you will not have one.

  syley  |  5

I do have to count this as FML only cause there's no way op could have seen that coming, especially in casual conversation such as it seems this was.

  patrickalamo  |  47

41. Tell that to the kid whose dad stretched for a baseball, slipped and died, last year.
So the kid should hate baseball and never go to a game, instead of remembering his and his dads love of the game.
There comes a time when we have to suck it up and continue to live our lives. Sure morn their loss but continue to live your life.

  realeah  |  4

My cousin died this past March in a freak car accident at the age of 16 when he was flipped out of a jeep due to a faulty buckle. I don't think jeeps are safe vehicles now, which makes me not choose a jeep to drive, but that doesn't mean that I'll swear off driving all my life. Shit happens, people get hurt, and sometimes die. That's life, and if we left the negatives affect us severely we won't live life to it's greatest potential.