By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.

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worldclassrager 39

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SSJ4Asterisk 5

It's probably just me, but I find arena to be hilarious

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helican 1

Let's just think about gluing a ****** shut and gluing a penis shut. They both suck

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platypus546 24

The antidote being soaking in acetone. How about you soak your junk in that and let us know how it goes?

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agirlhasnoname_fml 6

your right! acetone or 97% isopropyl alchohol.

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PurplePanhead 9

My boyfriend once superglued his hand to his pubes -_-

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nonsensical 26

At least he could cut his pubes and set his hand free! He'd need to find a valid excuse as to why he suddenly has hairy fingertips though...

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pjsr 32

They used to say it causes hairy palms - I guess it was true in this case

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PurplePanhead 9

He didn't think of that, he decided to rip his hand off

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quazimozart 19

How does one manage to do that.

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RememberSchlitz 9

Wait, naked supergluing is something you figured would be low-risk? Or were you perhaps repairing an article of clothing without removing it? We'll need further information, I think.

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cocacola999 27

I was thinking kinky sex gone horribly wrong.

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cacheson 41

I didn't realize there was only one of those...

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beachtrash 7

Typing this with the use of only one eye now? I can't think of a worse likely outcome than the permanent blindness it would cause. Any other sensitive place would heal eventually.

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MandieL 27

That's what I was thinking. I'd much rather superglue my box shut than my eye, or even in my ear. That could do major damage to your ear drum too.

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