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  nonsensical  |  26

At least he could cut his pubes and set his hand free! He'd need to find a valid excuse as to why he suddenly has hairy fingertips though...

By  RememberSchlitz  |  9

Wait, naked supergluing is something you figured would be low-risk? Or were you perhaps repairing an article of clothing without removing it? We'll need further information, I think.

By  beachtrash  |  7

Typing this with the use of only one eye now? I can't think of a worse likely outcome than the permanent blindness it would cause. Any other sensitive place would heal eventually.

  MandieL  |  27

That's what I was thinking. I'd much rather superglue my box shut than my eye, or even in my ear. That could do major damage to your ear drum too.