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Is that place... the living room?
The basement.
The rec room.
The bathroom. Op has been stuck there ever since.
The place was the back of a Volkswagen. Fairly uncomfortable.
Do I wanna know where that is?
The answer of course, is yes.
Haha well that is true. why was I disliked so much, though?
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
Chasity forever
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It's probably just me, but I find arena to be hilarious
It's bad regardless of both genders.
Let's just think about gluing a ****** shut and gluing a penis shut. They both suck
The antidote being soaking in acetone. How about you soak your junk in that and let us know how it goes?
your right! acetone or 97% isopropyl alchohol.
Call a doctor
My boyfriend once superglued his hand to his pubes -_-
They used to say it causes hairy palms - I guess it was true in this case
He didn't think of that, he decided to rip his hand off
Ouch wth. Homemade pube wax!
Wait, naked supergluing is something you figured would be low-risk? Or were you perhaps repairing an article of clothing without removing it? We'll need further information, I think.
I was thinking kinky sex gone horribly wrong.
I didn't realize there was only one of those...
Typing this with the use of only one eye now? I can't think of a worse likely outcome than the permanent blindness it would cause. Any other sensitive place would heal eventually.
That's what I was thinking. I'd much rather superglue my box shut than my eye, or even in my ear. That could do major damage to your ear drum too.
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Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
Is that place... the living room?