Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
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depthy
| 3
Is that place... the living room?
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depthy
| 3
Is that place... the living room?
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hellobobismyname
| 24
The lovin' room
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_Adog2645
| 24
The basement.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
The rec room.
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manofmerr
| 27
The bathroom. Op has been stuck there ever since.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
The place was the back of a Volkswagen. Fairly uncomfortable.
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TheSecretShadow
| 13
Do I wanna know where that is?
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HeavyWeaponsGuy
| 21
The answer of course, is yes.
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TheSecretShadow
| 13
Haha well that is true. why was I disliked so much, though?
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RichardPencil
| 29
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
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vikky538
| 28
Chasity forever
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worldclassrager
| 39
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Area*
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SSJ4Asterisk
| 5
It's probably just me, but I find arena to be hilarious
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
It's bad regardless of both genders.
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helican
| 1
Let's just think about gluing a vagina shut and gluing a penis shut. They both suck
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platypus546
| 24
The antidote being soaking in acetone. How about you soak your junk in that and let us know how it goes?
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your right! acetone or 97% isopropyl alchohol.
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DToast
| 19
Call a doctor
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PurplePanhead
| 9
My boyfriend once superglued his hand to his pubes -_-
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nonsensical
| 26
At least he could cut his pubes and set his hand free! He'd need to find a valid excuse as to why he suddenly has hairy fingertips though...
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pjsr
| 32
They used to say it causes hairy palms - I guess it was true in this case
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PurplePanhead
| 9
He didn't think of that, he decided to rip his hand off
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xxUnknown
| 19
Ouch wth.
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quazimozart
| 19
How does one manage to do that.
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RememberSchlitz
| 9
Wait, naked supergluing is something you figured would be low-risk? Or were you perhaps repairing an article of clothing without removing it? We'll need further information, I think.
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cocacola999
| 27
I was thinking kinky sex gone horribly wrong.
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cacheson
| 41
I didn't realize there was only one of those...
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beachtrash
| 7
Typing this with the use of only one eye now? I can't think of a worse likely outcome than the permanent blindness it would cause. Any other sensitive place would heal eventually.
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MandieL
| 27
That's what I was thinking. I'd much rather superglue my box shut than my eye, or even in my ear. That could do major damage to your ear drum too.