FML : Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless...

Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By eyegouger15 - / Friday 13 November 2015 16:32 / United States

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By worldclassrager | 39

#6461177 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:01

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

By Exobadger | 15

#6461168 - Saturday 14 November 2015 8:54

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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By Exobadger | 15

#6461168 - Saturday 14 November 2015 8:54

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

pikmin5764 | 18

#6461179 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:02

Or 3 balls could be worse but I hope you forget soon OP

spacefish966 | 18

#6461219 - Saturday 14 November 2015 10:14

tickle, tickle......

ellabellaboom | 24

#6461263 - Saturday 14 November 2015 11:38

Could have been two balls AND a dick.

jtfrisch | 22

#6461900 - Sunday 15 November 2015 13:44

OP YOU USED TO LIVE IN THAT

By PrideOfTheFallen | 19

#6461174 - Saturday 14 November 2015 8:58

Keep eating processed meat you'll get that ass cancer too

meli1195 | 31

#6461188 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:21

but bacon is so delicious

MrSassypants | 31

#6461426 - Saturday 14 November 2015 17:02

It's a catch 22. You eat the bacon, you get ass cancer. You don't eat the bacon, then you don't eat the bacon. It's a sad world indeed.

jawarston | 22

#6461774 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:33

where it say he was eating processed meat?

Colon_Man | 17

#6462044 - Sunday 15 November 2015 18:25

Don't make lite of ass cancer... or meats.

By worldclassrager | 39

#6461177 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:01

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

venomousflower | 24

#6461347 - Saturday 14 November 2015 15:06

But he will always have a the memory engraved in his brain

worldclassrager | 39

#6461432 - Saturday 14 November 2015 17:14

Think happy thoughts

anythingrandom | 23

#6461513 - Saturday 14 November 2015 19:51

what has been seen, has been seen.

czarinaluv | 9

#6462274 - Monday 16 November 2015 0:52

that was perfect.

imStoneCold | 7

#6463472 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 8:33

Then that will be his last memory of vision. Haunting him for the rest of his life.

By mjmaher81 | 5

#6461190 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:26

It's stuff like that that you don't forget.
Eh, you've both got them, though. You've spent enough time with yours, I'm sure.

By EyRaB | 17

#6461192 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:27

*passes you the brain bleach*

By lexred | 29

#6461194 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:36

y r u bothered abt ur dads balls?

countryb_cth | 38

#6461271 - Saturday 14 November 2015 11:45

I'm more bothered with your awful spelling.

Dick_diamond | 22

#6461293 - Saturday 14 November 2015 13:05

Why aren't you?

lexred | 29

#6461431 - Saturday 14 November 2015 17:12

y what's wrong with the spelling?

CamBen42 | 29

#6461622 - Sunday 15 November 2015 0:27

Everything.

worldclassrager | 39

#6463677 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 17:25

This is FML not texting...even though FML is an lingo...

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6461201 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:42

Some parents need to learn boundaries

jawarston | 22

#6461775 - Sunday 15 November 2015 6:34

it's his dad's house.

ncparry | 17

#6461978 - Sunday 15 November 2015 16:46

Um yeah, parent's house, I do believe they can do what they want.

By allykaymorris | 24

#6461203 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:51

At least it was only one ball... :/

sstahpp | 33

#6461824 - Sunday 15 November 2015 8:38

Still no bright side :/

By infinitemonkey | 21

#6461206 - Saturday 14 November 2015 9:54

You are a delicate flower.

Colon_Man | 17

#6462046 - Sunday 15 November 2015 18:27

Not anymore.

By zarrganaut | 17

#6461211 - Saturday 14 November 2015 10:00

Hey, not everyone can be glamorous when they wake up in the morning. :p

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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