By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

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Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

Or 3 balls could be worse but I hope you forget soon OP

spacefish966 18

tickle, tickle......

Could have been two balls AND a dick.

OP YOU USED TO LIVE IN THAT

Keep eating processed meat you'll get that ass cancer too

meli1195 31

but bacon is so delicious

It's a catch 22. You eat the bacon, you get ass cancer. You don't eat the bacon, then you don't eat the bacon. It's a sad world indeed.

jawarston 24

where it say he was eating processed meat?

Don't make lite of ass cancer... or meats.

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

But he will always have a the memory engraved in his brain

Think happy thoughts

what has been seen, has been seen.

that was perfect.

Then that will be his last memory of vision. Haunting him for the rest of his life.

It's stuff like that that you don't forget. Eh, you've both got them, though. You've spent enough time with yours, I'm sure.

*passes you the brain bleach*

y r u bothered abt ur dads balls?

countryb_cth 38

I'm more bothered with your awful spelling.

Why aren't you?

y what's wrong with the spelling?

This is FML not texting...even though FML is an lingo...

Some parents need to learn boundaries

jawarston 24

it's his dad's house.

ncparry 18

Um yeah, parent's house, I do believe they can do what they want.

At least it was only one ball... :/

Still no bright side :/

You are a delicate flower.

Not anymore.

Hey, not everyone can be glamorous when they wake up in the morning. :p