By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

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Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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worldclassrager 39
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Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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Exobadger 15
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Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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Exobadger 15
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Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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pikmin5764 18
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Or 3 balls could be worse but I hope you forget soon OP

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spacefish966 18
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tickle, tickle......

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ellabellaboom 24
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Could have been two balls AND a dick.

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jtfrisch 22
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OP YOU USED TO LIVE IN THAT

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PrideOfTheFallen 19
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Keep eating processed meat you'll get that ass cancer too

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meli1195 31
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but bacon is so delicious

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MrSassypants 32
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It's a catch 22. You eat the bacon, you get ass cancer. You don't eat the bacon, then you don't eat the bacon. It's a sad world indeed.

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jawarston 24

where it say he was eating processed meat?

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Colon_Man 17
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Don't make lite of ass cancer... or meats.

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worldclassrager 39
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Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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venomousflower 24
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But he will always have a the memory engraved in his brain

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worldclassrager 39
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Think happy thoughts

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anythingrandom 23
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what has been seen, has been seen.

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czarinaluv 9
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that was perfect.

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imStoneCold 7
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Then that will be his last memory of vision. Haunting him for the rest of his life.

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mjmaher81 5
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It's stuff like that that you don't forget. Eh, you've both got them, though. You've spent enough time with yours, I'm sure.

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EyRaB 17
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*passes you the brain bleach*

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lexred 30
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y r u bothered abt ur dads balls?

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countryb_cth 38
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I'm more bothered with your awful spelling.

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Dick_diamond 22
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Why aren't you?

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lexred 30
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y what's wrong with the spelling?

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worldclassrager 39
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This is FML not texting...even though FML is an lingo...

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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Some parents need to learn boundaries

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jawarston 24

it's his dad's house.

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ncparry 18
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Um yeah, parent's house, I do believe they can do what they want.

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allykaymorris 24
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At least it was only one ball... :/

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sstahpp 33
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Still no bright side :/

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infinitemonkey 21
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You are a delicate flower.

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Colon_Man 17
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Not anymore.

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zarrganaut 17
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Hey, not everyone can be glamorous when they wake up in the morning. :p

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