By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 979
You deserved it 2 603

Same thing different taste

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Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

Or 3 balls could be worse but I hope you forget soon OP

spacefish966 18

Keep eating processed meat you'll get that ass cancer too

meli1195 31

It's a catch 22. You eat the bacon, you get ass cancer. You don't eat the bacon, then you don't eat the bacon. It's a sad world indeed.

jawarston 24

where it say he was eating processed meat?

Don't make lite of ass cancer... or meats.

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

But he will always have a the memory engraved in his brain

Then that will be his last memory of vision. Haunting him for the rest of his life.

It's stuff like that that you don't forget. Eh, you've both got them, though. You've spent enough time with yours, I'm sure.

jawarston 24
ncparry 18

Um yeah, parent's house, I do believe they can do what they want.

Hey, not everyone can be glamorous when they wake up in the morning. :p