Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and...

By 1thapp3ns - 10/1/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

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By girlygirl666 | 0

#765682 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

* clapping my hands*

By corgi | 6

#765694 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

Why didn't you join in?

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By wildgeg | 1

#765679 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:02

temporary embarrassment does not mean your life is fucked.

Towelie_31 | 0

#765762 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:54

what if someone from op's school was there, video taped it, put it on youtube then the whole world laughs at her. no longer being able to live with the embarresment she drives off a cliff, her lifes fucked

(alternate ending)
she survives car crash, buys a pig mask and chloroform, and starts kidnapping people and putting them into situations, nearly impossible to survive, in hopes that if they live they'll have a greater respect for their lives.

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!

The_Disturbed | 5

#765784 - Sunday 10 January 2010 10:15

Okay Jigsaw, calm down :P
And OP...FLY :/

Towelie_31 | 0

#765788 - Sunday 10 January 2010 10:25

how am i suppose to calm down with a potential killer on the loose?

8trickster8 | 0

#765795 - Sunday 10 January 2010 10:35

The term FML isn't taken literally as only moments that ruin your life.

waterynuggets | 0

#765824 - Sunday 10 January 2010 11:24

#1 as much as I think a lot of utter tripe gets posted on this website, imagine if this happened to you. Embarrassing to the point where I would be like "Is this really happening wtf is my life." and get up and walk out.

The_Disturbed | 5

#766032 - Sunday 10 January 2010 15:48

Because I'm not coming for you Towelie_31 ;p
And oops...I meant to type FYL...not FLY. lol.

The_Disturbed | 5

#766308 - Sunday 10 January 2010 19:17

#53 - Wanna get high?

Chantalasaurus | 0

#769709 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:33

dude, I would fucking love it if my parents were that cool! Unfortunately, I'M always the one that does shit like that.

Danielt104 | 6

#826667 - Friday 5 February 2010 6:31

Wildgeg. FML's are about crappy things that happen in everyday lives to make us laugh. If all the posts were about our lives being fucked, no one would go here because it would be depressing

By AliceC_fml | 3

#765680 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:02

first

Kgirl2cute | 6

#966617 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:59

yeah. no.

By girlygirl666 | 0

#765682 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

* clapping my hands*

By pwincessa23 | 1

#765690 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:08

Lmao!!!! ur Mom is awesome! i love ur mom. ohh wait that looks weird.... ohh well too bad...

By beanerkid | 0

#765691 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:09

And this is an FML how?

By corgi | 6

#765694 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

Why didn't you join in?

By mcfaily | 0

#765703 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:15

did you join in?

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#765706 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:18

I clicked NO on this. I moderate.. NO MORE!

By LauraTheKiwi | 0

#765720 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:24

IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS.
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS.
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT
IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. ;D
Why didn't you join in? Be glad it wasn't if you're happy and you know it [insert anything obscene here].
:D