By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
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girlygirl666 0

* clapping my hands*

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wildgeg 1

temporary embarrassment does not mean your life is ******.

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Towelie_31 0

what if someone from op's school was there, video taped it, put it on youtube then the whole world laughs at her. no longer being able to live with the embarresment she drives off a cliff, her lifes ****** (alternate ending) she survives car crash, buys a pig mask and chloroform, and starts kidnapping people and putting them into situations, nearly impossible to survive, in hopes that if they live they'll have a greater respect for their lives. THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!!!

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The_Disturbed 5

Okay Jigsaw, calm down :P And OP...FLY :/

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Towelie_31 0

how am i suppose to calm down with a potential killer on the loose?

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8trickster8 0

The term FML isn't taken literally as only moments that ruin your life.

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waterynuggets 0

#1 as much as I think a lot of utter tripe gets posted on this website, imagine if this happened to you. Embarrassing to the point where I would be like "Is this really happening wtf is my life." and get up and walk out.

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The_Disturbed 5

Because I'm not coming for you Towelie_31 ;p And oops...I meant to type FYL...not FLY. lol.

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Chantalasaurus 0

dude, I would ******* love it if my parents were that cool! Unfortunately, I'M always the one that does shit like that.

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Danielt104 6

Wildgeg. FML's are about crappy things that happen in everyday lives to make us laugh. If all the posts were about our lives being ******, no one would go here because it would be depressing

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girlygirl666 0

* clapping my hands*

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pwincessa23 1

Lmao!!!! ur Mom is awesome! i love ur mom. ohh wait that looks weird.... ohh well too bad...

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alexandraa_fml 0

I clicked NO on this. I moderate.. NO MORE!

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LauraTheKiwi 0

IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT IF YOURE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS. ;D Why didn't you join in? Be glad it wasn't if you're happy and you know it [insert anything obscene here]. :D

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lemonslice 0

If you're happy and you know it ummm show your dick? o.O

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renaet 0

If you're happy and you know it...run around naked? o_O

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pepolshet 0

Aren't you a little too young to be seeing dicks? Or being on this site?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

"If you're happy and you know it wank your tank." ....That works, right?

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lemonslice 0

I'd be sat there laughing and joining in, why weren't you?

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