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In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.
That really pisses me off!!!
i just got into bed after brushing my teeth then i saw your display pic.....i'm now cooking a burger downstairs
Just flush and say you did a number 2...
Your whole house smells like piss? The new rule doesn't state you should piss in any other room besides the bathroom.
Marinus, My dad also used to have the same rule, but after a week he gave it up because like the OP, our house smelled like piss. When you have 2-4 people peeing a few times everyday and not flushing it, the smell of stale piss makes its way through the house. No pissing in other rooms required.
PIIIIIIIIIISS!!
62 - I don't know if it's just in my case, but one time when my toilet was out of order and I couldn't flush it, I got the bathroom and all of the adjacent area smelling like pee because I sleepwalked and went to pee every night for a week, and especially if you leave it like that for so long, something happens in the toilet, God knows what, and it starts reeking very strongly of amonia, that's why I feel very sorry for OP, it must be hell in her house right now.
You are right on, No. 68. My parents also instituted this rule when my brother and I were in high school. We had two toilets and within days, the whole three-story house absolutely reeked of urine. We'd flush if someone came over but the smell lingered and guests were disgusted. Thirty years later my parents still have this disgusting rule. Whenever you enter their home, the stench of urine hits you and these days they don't even bother to flush for guests, so to use their powder room is to see a bowl full of their accumulated piss in all its glory. There is a line between 'economical' and 'nuts' and I'm afraid these two crossed it years ago.
i never flush when i pee to save water, it never smelled like pee
You've probably just gotten used to the stench...
Keep a tally of every time you would have flushed but couldn't because of the rule. Then, when no one is home, flush that many times. The lack of a dent in the water bill may cause your father to reconsider his disgusting practices.
You don't pay the water bill do you.
#49 it's to save water dumb **** and it's not that hard to stop the piss smell all you have to do it put down the toilet lid and flush once a day if no one pooped but hey everyone else's ideas seem great
What if it's green? =P
Men's pee smells more than ladies.
Just flush it. How will he know if you pooped or not? They'll just think you poop a lot.
Yellow, yellow, dirty fellow!
You are a dirty yellow fellow. Sorry. Couldn't resist.
^That's juvenile!
just flush the toilet, it can't be that bad.
Dude, f*ck the rule, flush the toilet. Seriously!
And if OP gets in trouble for flushing just piss, she should just start eating everything that makes her shit a lot.
Op. could piss in the sink!? past FML?
...yeah...piss is sterile >.> but nice try!
Flush and say you happen to poop allot. He's not going to come in and check the bowl for poo before allowing you to flush is he? Or pee in the yard. Or just close the toilet lid and walk around with air freshener. Good luck!
That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......
It's a natural human thing to do! Only young immature kids worry about people knowing they took a dump
Soo I said awkward I didn't say I'm embarrassed or worried I just said everyone knows when everyone poos. And actually the people who are fastest to name call like u hinting I'm immature are usually the immature ones...
The worst part is taking a horrific dump into a toilet filled with group pee and having the 'backsplash' hit you.
You mean "His whole house smells like pee." You don't have a house. Get a job and find your own place where you can waste water shamelessly.
Waste water? The OP is in Colorado. I didn't know there is a water shortage in Colorado...
Boomhauer18- You need to stop your little bitching everytime somebody makes a remotely rude comment. It's the WORLD WIDE web, you can't convince everyone on it to stop being a jerk. Most of the time you just yell at people making corrections, when such mistakes can complete alter the perspective/meaning of the comment. Plus, perdix is well respected on FML and makes a pretty viable point in his comment.
Cause its that easy, op! Gosh.
42- I am fully aware you can say what you want, just letting you know that the context of your comments usually come across as bitching. Such as both of your comments on this thread.
On that note: Boomhauer can get on the ground an bite a curb. Oh, and FYL OP. :)
Guys, seriously... When is Perdix ever serious? For a site that's made to entertain, there are definitely an overwhelming amount of humorless sods. |the kid|
Boomhauer 18, perhaps you should take your own advice and get a life. It's always amusing to see someone who is a dick with no life tell someone else to stop being a dick and get a life. You sir, are a moron.
I'm guessing the OP is still a teenager.
"If it's red, call a med" "if it's green, that shit is mean" "if it's blue, it's going to **** you" Any other colours?
hahah! eww
Do it in the bed!
15 - I challenge you to make one for purple ;)
Challenge accepted: "if it's purple, you're going to hirple...because you have torn your curple"
What about black?
if it's black, get an ice pack. Handle as "if it's red", and call a med!
66, if the turd is black it's been in for too long! Something is definetly wrong. Ice your bum and go see a doctor asap.
80, I wanted to be one but I don't know crap about the field. Apparently all I wrote was shit on the exam.
Aquamarine. xD Or Periwinkle.
"If it's purple, it might be hurl." Or "if it's purple, flush and watch it swirl." "If it's black, check your ball sack"?...
Orange?
Orange?
MEET THE FOCKERS!
A stinky pee sounds like unhealthy pee.. (same with yellow drink water)
Actually studies have shown that it may not be friendly to the kidneys.. I also doubt that they eat it everyday.. But then again you never know.....
Bear Grylls dream house??
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In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.
That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......