By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
By hitchcock2013 - 07/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Taylor
High times
By Anonymous - 15/05/2024 06:00 - United States
By ShayShay48 - 02/09/2015 21:39 - United States - Grand Rapids
ShayShay48 tells us more.
Hello everyone, OP here :). Just like to verify a few things. The necklace was not a beaded thing, it had a glass charm about the size of the eraser on a pencil, and that was the part my cat got. Thankfully he didn't get the chain, that would be so painful! I will take him to the vet soon to make sure it went through him safely. It actually was in a jewelry box, but it was upright and had handles that his paws could slip through-which I was very much not aware of xD. There were no beads or sharp ends though, and since it is so small, I think the little guy will be okay. Clever little bastard though.
Are you sure you're OK?
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By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville
Good boy
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By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States
Good boy
By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada
It's gonna eat me!
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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston
Psycho
By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States
Hangry
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By Anonymous - 14/09/2014 16:38 - Ghana - Accra
By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch
Alas, poor Mickey
By socksoffire - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
Pest control
By Anonymous - 01/06/2025 22:00 - United States
Great timing
By wideeyeddays - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pasadena
By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch
Loving is the hardest thing you'll ever do
By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 14:00 - Germany - Ebersbach
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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States
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This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.