By goodbyefriend - 21/08/2012 16:56 - United States - Worcester
Toot toot
By Anonymous - 10/02/2024 12:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide
So close, but yet so far
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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States
Am I the asshole?
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Hairy situation
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Chonky boi
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Watch out for them slappers
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Insult to injury
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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas
By SweetheartSusie - 04/12/2012 09:19 - United Kingdom
SweetheartSusie tells us more.
Hey, OP here. For all of those who suggest drowning/bludgeoning/killing my cat, shame on you. I really hope you don't have a pet. For those of you who kindly suggested crating my dog, It's a good suggestion that I will keep in mind. My home is a two bedroom affair, I don't have a spare room to shut them in. My cat is a very nervous kitty, she was a kitten that came from a home with lots of young boys poking and prodding her and prefers the serenity and calmness I give to her. She becomes immensely stressed when I'm nowhere to be found. As for the dog, he is actually my boyfriend's dog and his is a case of boredom. Without the cat to play with during the night, he becomes mischievous and searches for trouble. No matter how well you plan, you'll never get everything and inevitably, there will be something he's shredded. Be it bin contents, washing or, once, the cat litter. Despite the numerous toys he has available. Our bed is a small double, and fitting a dog and a cat into the space barely meant to contain two adults is difficult. Adding a 2-year-old on top of that is a nightmare. For the moment, we're resigned to continue things the way they are. Your friendly OP - SweetheartSusie.
Caturday surprise
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Panic at the crosswalk
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By qwertycode - 26/11/2015 18:57 - United States - Colton
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Hello, OP here! The family that owns the dog is out of town currently due to Thanksgiving and all that, which is why they need someone to walk the dog. I take care of other things too of course, like feeding, making sure he goes to bed, etc but it's mostly just letting him get his exercise.
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By DeeZeeMb - 07/12/2015 21:04 - Slovenia - Maribor
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When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.
Cats rule the world
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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 05:15 - Australia
It's a doggy dog world
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia
Christmas Chaos
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By alix - 24/08/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe
Nuts
By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States
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Yes, my horse is a bit of a... character at times. For those whose said I shouldn't be wearing white, there was a show next door that I was debating on going to and it was a hot day. So I was wearing my lightweight white dress shirt. Too hot for the jacket. If I had fallen off I wouldn't have bothered with the show. It was just a small barn show anyway. But I thought it might be a good warm up to show season. I would have done my lesson on my Perlino Andalusian stud, then switched to my beautiful black Arabian mare for the show so as to not overheat either of them. If I hadn't gone for a short ride that day the pair would have been a nightmare to handle the next. The downside of having a preference for hotbloods. That's alright, I got him back today by bringing him to the beach and using him for pony rides for the kids. He knows not to act up around the children. Though he had the most put-out expression on his face. Like somehow playing pony was beneath him... Mind he did get me back for that by dumping me into a blackberry bush the next day.