By TCRII - 11/10/2017 22:30 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom
Adding insult to injury
By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville
By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
By Nekro_Kat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States
No place like home
By MrMagicMan000 - 25/08/2009 06:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/05/2017 22:00 - United States - Westerville
Doggy dog world
By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 10:02 - United States
But they're so cuuuuute
By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Little cuties
By DanielleinDC - 22/05/2025 08:00 - United States
It wasn't me
By Anonymous - 10/07/2025 04:00 - Romania
Bad boy
By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa
LM308 fried
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane
So close, but yet so far
By socks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By stop it ninja - 14/10/2012 07:00 - United States - Fredericksburg
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
Cynophobia
By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01
Thanks little buddy
By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00
By Cat’s dildo - 29/11/2018 02:53
Alaina Heuerman tells us more.
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
Cats are like drugs
By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 23:01 - Turkey - Adana
Bye bye Bambi
By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59
By ilovechickens - 15/04/2012 03:46 - United States
By gabimk23 - 23/03/2016 13:54 - United States - Bethlehem
gabimk23 tells us more.
Well, it all started a couple months ago when the girl was living with a different man, they blasted music at 3 am and would tempt my dog with treats. One day I came home and there was a bunch of police cars in front of the house, apparently they were cooking meth and they got arrested. When she got bailed out 3 months later she moved in that house with another man, and ever since my dog goes outside barks at the house, and ***** in their yard. She hates them so much she tries to bark at them if she just sees them in the window. Maybe they gave her a bad treat idk.
Batman
By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 23:00
First step
By It_gets_better - 16/07/2021 08:11
It_gets_better tells us more.
OP here. I realize no matter where I go I'd start at an entry-level job; but even most entry level jobs that require a degree would pay the bills for my family. My biggest disappointment is that I was only offered a barely above minimum wage, part-time job, after a three-month application process. I spent hours watching recorded meetings and looking over the shelter's statistics and brainstorming improvements to present at my interview (because I applied for an entry-level desk job) so it felt like a slap in the face to spend so much time and energy on this only to be hit with, as kfchicken correctly pointed out, a job any able-bodied person could do- and only part time! (I know they had full time positions available, so I'm wracking my brain about who could possibly have been chosen over me.)
Cujo, but for cats
By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01
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By cheekychimp23 - 24/07/2013 12:03 - United Kingdom
cheekychimp23 tells us more.
Just so people know I'm not a terrible dog owner - we have been to the vet numerous times and they told me it happens because her tail was docked too short when she was a puppy! I feed her oil but sadly it does not help. Sigh. Keep squeezing I guess. FML.
All in a day's work!
By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00
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This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.