By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia
Face your fears!
By birdsterrifyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sikeston
Sociopathic method
By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01
By wished i had a cat - 19/10/2018 17:30
Alas, poor Salem
By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States
By bekkylove22 - 27/05/2015 08:45 - United Kingdom - London
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Do not feed the animals
By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 12:00 - Australia
By Malina - 04/01/2015 01:42 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 04:27 - United States - Cabot
Curiosity killed the AC
By Cat owner - 11/05/2024 06:00 - United States
Helicopter parents
By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 20:00
I'll give you 30 quid for one clarky cat
By allykat - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brampton
By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43
By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
BloodFaerie tells us more.
OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia
It's a doggy dog world
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia
Bad boy
By dogdays - 10/11/2014 01:12 - Canada - Oshawa
I can't see for miles and miles and miles
By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00
Awkward…
By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States
Trashy
By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 14:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver
By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States
By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States
Snow day
By doggie_doo_face - 06/02/2010 00:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands
Owl be there for you
By No2ndDate - 02/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant
What did you expect?
By parasheeeet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Birmingham
By SilentSin - 25/08/2015 02:02 - United States - Canton
SilentSin tells us more.
OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!
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Just to clarify, no I did not allow this person to take any mice. Live feeding is illegal in the UK (where our rescue is based) and the majority of the mice we have are ones that came from illegal 'feeder breeders' that were shut down by the RSPCA after being proven to be selling mice for use as live feed. Some of these mice have been hand reared by me from the day they were born if their mother had abandoned them or died herself, so there's no way in hell I would let them go somewhere they would be used as food. Hope this helped anyone who was asking questions!