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Oh no…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
Vicious bastards
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Sorry Mr Whiskers
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ApplePie1994 tells us more.
Hands off
By anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
The inconsistent gardener
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Britain's got talons
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By laureri - 13/03/2015 21:45 - United States - Princeton Junction
laureri tells us more.
Hey OP here! To answer some questions, my husband does not have a sandpaper tongue, that would be awful! I didn't have huge bits of food just your regular after food residue. I usually do brush after meals but the itus was strong and I immediately fell asleep after the meal. And yes I brushed, mouthwashed, and flossed immediately after I woke up with a cat tongue in my mouth!! Repeatedly I might add. My cats are beggars, they will do almost anything for table food apparently licking my teeth is fare game. The comments made me laugh, so thanks guys. Cheers!
Mom know best
By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 15:00
Bubbly
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Lazy prick
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Mother nature's son
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I'm fine, this is fine
By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Lazy day
By Fail - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United States
Ribbit
By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States
*screaming intensifies*
By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States
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OP here. My sassy Jack Russell ass bitch's name is Honey. She's 13, blind and smells like ass. The older she gets, the cheekier she becomes. She's still awesome, though. I eventually won the battle. Yes, I rewarded her submission with rubs. I talk to her like she's a person. She's sick of my bullshit, tbh. I love my baba. I'll upload pictures of her on my profile.