Petty
By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By Kamilah - 03/05/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By Grace - 14/11/2020 23:02
By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States
By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown
By Brain_fart - 18/09/2017 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City
By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada
By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States
By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia
By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00
By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
By racello13 - 30/03/2017 11:27
Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?
By not doing it - 21/06/2023 03:00 - United States
By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto
By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11
By catdog - 02/01/2013 06:07 - United States - West Sacramento
By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 23:00 - United States
By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By piggies - 07/08/2025 02:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States
By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland
By whydoihavecats - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Drowned - 07/01/2024 23:00 - United States
By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.
By BatIntoHell - 28/07/2017 03:21 - United States - Minneapolis
OP here, didn't have an account so I made one to comment! The devices that were installed are like one-way doors, so the bats can leave but not get back in. This meant the ones still in the walls got distressed when the ones outside didn't return. They're classed as "wildlife" meaning they can't be exterminated, so this is one of the easiest, non-lethal solutions to getting them out. It's been about a week, and the wall-scuttling has calmed down as they filter out, but it was like living in a haunted house the first few nights. Plus, over the course of the week 7 bats got to the interior of the house through vents (yeesh.) We caught those safely and returned them outside, but waking up in the middle of the night to a bat in your bedroom is not an alarm I'd recommend.
By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00
By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States
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This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.