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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds
By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds
By No way, dog - 01/10/2025 00:00
By romea244 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonytard - 02/03/2014 22:38 - Canada - Toronto
By Baustigt - 10/04/2012 10:48 - Australia - Perth
By Anonyme - 26/09/2014 06:56 - France - Saint-di
By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton
By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa
By Drama - 10/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Kansas City
By vetstudentdream - 15/04/2017 14:00 - Australia - Bellbowrie
By anon - 27/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Arverne
By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
By beccadabeast - 30/06/2014 06:44 - United States - Mesa
By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt
By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00
By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Phil - 06/01/2025 20:00 - Canada
By BadCatOwner - 25/06/2023 10:00
By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 09:00 - United States - White Plains
By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 02:56 - United States
By Alittlebitiffy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 02:00 - United States - Spearfish
By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 12:00
By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener
By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States
By mybfpeedonme - 30/09/2017 16:00
By Annonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By lex31 - 14/02/2012 13:24 - United States
By ErinShannon - 24/05/2017 10:19
OP here, I freaked out the first few minutes and was like " DAD THERE IS A ******* BUG IN MY EAR WHAT DO I DO?!?! " and kept trying to dig it out. So I googled " what to do when a bug falls into you ear. " top suggestion was to not stick anything ( like fingers ) in there to get it out because you could push it further in and to get some grass so the bug can climb onto something it knows to escape. So thats what I did. If I had of kept looking there were probably easier ways but at the time I was worried it would go deeper or something. It is the grossest, weirdest sounding and feeling I have ever experienced. Especially since whatever it was, it had wings and was trying to fly inside my damn ear. Banging ones head against a pillow while laying down doesnt help either, just made it make more noise. Thanks for all comments saying I was brave. Haha.
By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen
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Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!