Wailing
By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark
By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark
By Rafiki - 22/02/2010 03:14 - United States
By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago
By sydcaller618 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Richmond
By Grimmerie - 07/03/2016 09:05 - Canada - Vancouver
By C_Ramirez1695 - 01/08/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston
Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States
By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia
By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 14:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01
By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 00:01
By CoalRose - 11/07/2015 07:56 - United States
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
By liishax3 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver
By PsychoBoulevard - 13/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Tollhouse
By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland
By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46
By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11
By Anon - 08/03/2012 11:53 - United States
By bull-stuff - 18/01/2013 03:48 - United States - Columbia
By chickenlover - 27/08/2009 20:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 19:59
By Oh man... - 01/08/2017 00:30 - Australia - Perth
By chi_chia - 24/03/2011 15:03 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie
By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
By boopingsnoot - 05/08/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 10/02/2024 12:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide
By NotFromAustralia - 08/07/2016 05:25 - United States - Denver
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Hey everyone! Here's a bit more explanation. Brodie, my little guy, is 13 years old. He's always been anxious but as he gets older it's gotten worse. His body is in great condition but his mind is definitely starting to go. I take him out in the evenings for a long walk to let him get his exercise and also to let him check on his favourite spots in the neighbourhood. In addition to the xanax, he's on an anti-nauseant. I also restrict food about two hours before bedtime, and water half an hour before. He fixates on drinking and can make himself sick that way. Restricting prevents some issues. He lives with my mom, and I usually dont live here, but I'm between apartments and taking care of Brodie while mom is in Australia. Her being away is definitely amping his anxiety. My solution right now is to sleep in my bed until 6 am, when he gets anxious, and then we both go downstairs and I sleep another couple hours on the couch while he naps near the door. It's uncomfortable but that way he settles, and considering he's this old I don't mind indulging him. I'm taking him back to the vet today to talk about more treatment options or adjusting his dose. Sorry for the novel, and thanks everyone for the suggestions!