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Bass Pro Shop
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My new friend
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It hurts when I pee
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Get off my lawn!
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You're not the boss of me
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Noise annoys
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What a treat
By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve
Rained on
By smellyhand - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Bad boy
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FsuesLife tells us more.
By TCRII - 13/06/2018 15:52
Home renovation
By Anonymous - 22/11/2024 02:00 - United Kingdom
SHAME!
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Bad boy
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Dog park blues
By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 20:00 - Canada
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.
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By Abendigo77 - 14/01/2013 04:49 - United States - Healdsburg
Heeeeeelp!
By baddoggy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By fifi125 - 24/12/2016 04:01 - Australia
fifi125 tells us more.
Hey guys, just a lil bit of clarification. I was holding onto the tree to get a good look at the blue tongue (which was over half a metre long). We're not normally afraid of her, she's come into our house (which I'll put a picture of in my profile). It's just that that day I was too near her hidey hole so she chased me. I was in the tree havin a little stare-down with her when I must have moved a little too high up because this possum comes out of no where right up into my face. Scared the shit out of me so I ****** legged it inside. I'm also 16 so I don't have a heap of options about where I live lol
By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 05:39 - United States
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yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims