By Anonymous - 21/11/2012 05:00 - United States - Casselberry
So that's what the smell was!
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Good boy
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Bad boy
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Night terrors
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midgie tells us more.
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Messy
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Tasty treat
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
Throw away the key
By Raged af - 17/07/2023 00:02 - United States - Miami
My house now
By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 21:00 - Australia
Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!
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Happy Doggo Day!
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Bad boy
By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 17:13 - United States - Gladewater
Jump scare
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By the3goatlady - 01/09/2014 16:22 - United States - Madison
the3goatlady tells us more.
Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.
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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 01:34 - United States - Springville
How could you, Human?
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By sophiilou - 24/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Kyle
sophiilou tells us more.
Wow, it got published! Wasn't expecting that. For starters, let me just announce NO BROKEN BONES! HALLELUJAH! Seriously is a miracle. Just a super bruised foot. Second, just to give you an idea, this particular mate is the head honcho if my barn. She thinks she is just queen of the world lol. She hates getting her girth out on, and she knows when it's out. When you hook it up on one side (so it isn't even on yet) she gets PISSED. So that day she decided to just step on me and not move, no matter what I did. I didn't clarify that I did punch her in the shoulder, but this mare, dear lord, she just does not care. That's when she shifted ALL of her weight onto that foot. I wasn't wearing my (much more protective) barn boots because I was late for my lesson and needed to hurry. So instead of grooming and tacking in my barn boots I had my tall boots on. I've actually been bitten by the same mare, for the same reason (girth), and that was probably an even more awful bruise than my foot! I seriously don't know how I get away with just bruises. And I know what you're thinking, "Why do you keep working with her when she injures you 24/7?!" Well, she's an amazing horse, just very sassy lol. Also, to whoever said they had no sympathy for me because I owned a lot of horses so hospital bills would not be a problem, you're just dumb. I could've been forever crippled, and you said you have no sympathy? I could've been forced to never compete again. And you have no sympathy? Wow. I'm not on here looking for everyone's sympathy, don't get me wrong, I actually found the whole incident hilarious. But that was EXTREMELY inconsiderate of you to say that. Thanks for all the good wishes!!!! Smushed Sophie out! :) -OP
Cuteness overload
By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States
Free kick
By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada
By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta
WCARlover tells us more.
OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)
Bad omen
By Anonymous - 18/06/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom
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Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...