Goldfinger
By itzcorinnelove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By itzcorinnelove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By DSCC - 28/09/2015 03:07 - United States - Akron
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown
By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States
By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States
By Donewiththis - 21/06/2016 05:35
By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum
By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach
By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon
By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States
By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00
By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 00:30
By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 20:36 - United States
By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 09:00 - United States
By Mike Messenger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - West Palm Beach
By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray
By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 00:00 - Australia
By Tree - 21/03/2023 06:00 - United States
By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01
By Cathy - 17/01/2012 00:33 - United States
By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
By Anonymous - 11/04/2010 19:11 - United States
By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30
By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09
By fml9124 - 20/09/2019 14:00
By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville
By riptoofie - 16/01/2010 21:36 - United States
By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha
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Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)