Everybody wants to be a cat
By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00
By azouwa - 29/07/2017 05:00
By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori
By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany
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By Anonymous - 23/07/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London
By Oh Deer - 14/02/2017 18:26 - United States - Phoenix
OP here, first of all I didn't expect this to get published. I was just blowing off steam on my favorite site. So, for the rude people, no i am not mad the deer didn't die. If anything I'm happy. This happened 3 years ago in Michigan. It was summer and deer weren't known to be around this BUSY road. My insurance did cover the damages. Me and the deer walked away shaken but alright. I had called a officer to the scene to make a report for the insurance and he had found the deer nearby with some scrapes. The only sad thing is that Bambi's mother was watching from a nearby hill and I'm pretty sure all animals are out to get me now as this wasnt my last incident with an animal hitting my car. Thank you to the funny and thoughtful people who commented. Again, I never expected this to get published nor seen. So don't be a Dick. I'm sensitive. ???
By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City
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By Ray - 13/08/2017 17:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 13:00 - United States - Pomona
By jettison17 - 28/07/2016 06:41 - United States - Chandler
OP here. I've spoken to management and they're working on an exterminator, as the whole complex was bought out 3 weeks ago. Hopefully it's sooner rather than later, or I will have to burn it down! In the meantime my cat and I have shown no mercy.
By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States
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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 10:02 - United States
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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia
By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago
OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
By StillLoveMyDogs - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 09:00 - United States
By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth
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Yes, my horse is a bit of a... character at times. For those whose said I shouldn't be wearing white, there was a show next door that I was debating on going to and it was a hot day. So I was wearing my lightweight white dress shirt. Too hot for the jacket. If I had fallen off I wouldn't have bothered with the show. It was just a small barn show anyway. But I thought it might be a good warm up to show season. I would have done my lesson on my Perlino Andalusian stud, then switched to my beautiful black Arabian mare for the show so as to not overheat either of them. If I hadn't gone for a short ride that day the pair would have been a nightmare to handle the next. The downside of having a preference for hotbloods. That's alright, I got him back today by bringing him to the beach and using him for pony rides for the kids. He knows not to act up around the children. Though he had the most put-out expression on his face. Like somehow playing pony was beneath him... Mind he did get me back for that by dumping me into a blackberry bush the next day.