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By ILoveAnimals - 11/06/2012 07:14 - Austria - Vienna
Help!
By jnp414 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Bristol
Pugs not drugs
By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States
Siren king
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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States
Who's a good boy? Not you.
By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Newark
By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester
He's still a very good boy
By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth
Giving up
By Kate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg
By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas
By Crystal - 10/01/2009 08:21 - France
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By DSCC - 28/09/2015 03:07 - United States - Akron
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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States
Creepy
By scared-straight - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia
By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States
Whatcha doin' up there?
By That1FamousWRX - 07/02/2021 11:01 - United States
By dragonfyre73 - 07/01/2015 00:32 - United States - San Francisco
dragonfyre73 tells us more.
OP here, as for all of you asking how we went three years without meeting each other, we meet in an online chatroom and became close friends. we knew each for about a year and a half before he asked me out. I was dubious as to how such a relationship would work, but it actually worked remarkably well. I personally am not the biggest fan of people or of physical contact, so having a boyfriend with whom I could only talk worked wonderfully for me. We did want to meet up in person sooner, but the travel costs along with more than a few family disagreements about the relation kinda made that a little bit difficult. We actually got back together later in my stay and he says that it was a joke. considering that he's always had an awful sense of humor, it really doesn't surprise me. I just wish that he'd been just a /touch/ more considerate. As it turns our, he had realized that he'd left the ring box on his bedside table and wanted to keep the proposal secret so yeah.
By Annonymous_Dad - 01/05/2013 23:22 - United States - Fort Wayne
Annonymous_Dad tells us more.
My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)
By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
dcort tells us more.
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
By SugarCoat - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas
Proud mama bird
By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States
LM308 fried
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane
By MrsMusselLady - 24/04/2017 18:26 - United Kingdom - Huntingdon
MrsMusselLady tells us more.
Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom
Woof woof
By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02
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Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)