Let it go
By MrG - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By MrG - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States
By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30
By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00
By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth
By tired af - 08/07/2026 22:00 - United Kingdom
By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels
By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States
By Lucy - 06/03/2010 22:44 - United States
By Hey buddy - 10/11/2022 10:00
By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00
By kaileigh10 - 18/05/2011 03:04
I agree! How is a baby going to change my life. that was a stupid suggestion.
By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By NotEnoughCleaner - 12/11/2009 17:30 - United Kingdom
Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...
By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom - Southend
By Mike - 24/05/2021 13:59
By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia
By booearns - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01
By mom - 30/01/2024 20:00 - United States - San Diego
By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00
By PuppiesKisses - 14/07/2025 12:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 13:39
By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York
By Fuck dogs, I need a treadmill - 23/02/2024 20:00 - United States
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To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.