Bad boy
By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Miami
By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom
By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States
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By Wonderful_0 - 23/06/2015 17:58 - United Kingdom - Luton
By xacked - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town
I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.
By WheresTheJustice - 15/06/2022 06:00
By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....
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By Dog dad - 26/12/2024 12:00 - United States
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By Nomoreballs - 10/07/2012 23:10 - Canada - Winnipeg
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By crazydog - 10/06/2011 20:39 - United Kingdom
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By progressiveboink - 11/05/2009 04:06 - United States
(This is my FML, made an account after the submission...) plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)
By sciencesadness - 08/02/2014 23:24 - United States - Lynnwood
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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States
By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia
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Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...