By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30
Hammy
By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States
FEED ME, HOOMIN
By My cat is special - 21/04/2023 05:00 - United States
This isn't fine
By ana - 09/07/2024 11:00 - United States
Poor kitty
By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada
By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States
By NotEnoughCleaner - 12/11/2009 17:30 - United Kingdom
midgie tells us more.
Payback
By AUDONEE - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Cats are Satan's Minions
By I don't trust them. - 02/07/2017 18:00
Get out!
By birdhater - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 16:55
ErinShannon tells us more.
OP here, I'm not exactly sure why the hell they keep mooing. There is also a Rooster that likes to go off. I techinally don't live there ( visiting and staying with my Mum ) so I went back home to the country and it was magical, silence. No random cows.
Windy day
By Tree - 21/03/2023 00:00 - United States
By calivianya - 28/08/2012 04:49 - United States - Greensboro
calivianya tells us more.
Just so you guys know, I have a whole lot of furniture. I'm pretty sure the cricket was hiding under one of the pieces of furniture, but every time I got near my couch, ottoman, armchair, side table, or bookcase, it stopped chirping. It was pretty hard to tell where it was coming from!
As a treat
By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States
By Noname - 11/03/2009 00:10 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun
RIP little guy
By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro
By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada
By arianelagolden - 05/05/2016 18:07 - Belgium - Nivelles
arianelagolden tells us more.
All is well that ends well. Of course I chose to save the kid! Seriously! First I got my grand-son off the table, then I caught the rabbit on time, then I told the kids they could not do what they had done. When the parents returned, they told me this happens all the time. As there is a huge dog in the neighbours' yard, I don't think the rabbit will last long if they are not more careful.
By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:40 - United States - Riverview
Alas…
By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada
Chance encounter
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 18:06 - United States - Kennewick
Wailing
By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark
By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach
Wankers
By trainE - 30/03/2009 02:08 - United States
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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary
By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge
I'm woke now
By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 23:00
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Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...