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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro
By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro
By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo
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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 00:10 - United States - Charlotte
By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin
By Ves - 03/02/2009 23:19 - United States
By allykat - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brampton
By corasmom - 27/07/2011 18:09 - United States
By NotEnoughCleaner - 12/11/2009 17:30 - United Kingdom
Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas
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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich
By alexbrooke - 16/09/2013 02:49 - United States - Paintsville
Hey! OP here! the cat actually was wrapped around the Serpentine belt! No.it did not survive, and my car is in the shop, being cleaned out with a new belt. Sad thing my son was in the car, he kept saying Mommy! what is it?! The cat has been lost, I actually hadn't drove my car for a couple of days so I'm not sure how long it was actually in there. I am surprised how.many people this has happened to, glad it wasnt just me!
By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel
By PaulineIsHere - 06/10/2024 20:00 - Canada - Winnipeg
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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States
By C_Ramirez1695 - 01/08/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston
Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.
By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas
By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:57 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States
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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom
By Salliemae - 11/08/2018 07:00 - United States - Manchester
By Xtrafresh - 30/08/2016 16:42 - Netherlands
Oh hi, OP here with much desired answers its seems. I adopted the cat from the local vet/asylum. They gave it to me as male and neutered. Even in the store I spotted it was most probably a she, but I didn't want to make a fuss and didn't care. I named her Violet, and she has a little brother named Dash. Kudos to whomever gets the reference. The big surprise for me was that not only did the vet **** up the gender, they also got the neutered part wrong.
By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01
By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States
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Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.