By Fat Arsed Lass - 01/06/2014 10:28 - New Zealand - East Tamaki
Definitely memorable
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston
Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan
By stuckathome - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:40 - United States - Riverview
You are the chosen one
By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00
Caturday surprise !
By baxeh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Stockholm
By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States
Adopt, don't shop
By catcraze - 20/05/2013 23:23 - United States - Denver
By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague
Woof!
By NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - 23/01/2023 01:30 - United States
Get back here!
By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States
Harbinger of doom
By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States
Nope, no thanks
By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Arlington Heights
By loser4life - 30/07/2011 04:38 - United States
Curious cat
By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation
By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction
By piliseep - 01/10/2017 23:15
By Wheresthebeefz - 01/02/2011 02:46 - United States
Goodbye horses
By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16
Jerry wins again
By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia
Poor little guy
By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01
By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
Kels20 tells us more.
A job well done.
By belly the jelly - 30/10/2017 21:00
Good boy
By Anonymous - 07/02/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom
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By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
Ashlynnlove tells us more.
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.
Terms and conditions
By fishyrael - 11/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Gregory
By Anonymous - 30/04/2014 05:17 - United States - Muncy
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Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.