Naughty girl
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States
By PsychoBillyGoat - 26/05/2014 00:47 - United States - Anchorage
By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 17:21 - United States - Rocklin
By trgtyo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By aishyaslife89 - 06/10/2015 22:03 - United States - Dayton
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By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 22:00 - United States - Pomona
By Is he stupid? - 12/01/2025 15:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States
By Pain - 06/02/2025 22:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom - Southend
By whydoihavecats - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....
By Arya Keshri - 18/09/2023 08:00
By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore
By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia
By Bento DaCosta - 12/04/2026 22:00 - United States - Arlington Heights
By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30
By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada
By fmrunning - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom
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By the3goatlady - 01/09/2014 16:22 - United States - Madison
Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.
By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States
By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek
By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 07:55 - Canada - Saint-jean-de-matha
By kat, ACT - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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My wife was worried about the cat because he is elderly and needs meds every 12 hours. He also has no claws ( we got him that way). He has never been outside before but lately he has been trying to get out. Also we live in Alaska, more to worry about then cars and dogs getting him