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Face your fears!
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Every cat owner hears you
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blazon_paradox tells us more.
By DommeAshlee - 21/03/2013 18:42 - South Africa - Kwandengezi
DommeAshlee tells us more.
This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.
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Welcome back!
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Welcome to capitalism
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Kinky Crab
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Wasps can **** right off
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I'm not going out there
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Classic dad joke
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Birds aren't real
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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!
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Grey sweater gang rise up
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Poor little guy
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Alas…
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Good girl
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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton
How could you?
By Billie - 27/09/2025 22:00
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In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.