By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30
By GeesLouisee - 01/05/2018 15:00
You ain't from around here, are you?
By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00
By elguapo3745 - 29/02/2016 18:20 - United States - Louisville
elguapo3745 tells us more.
By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States
By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States
New roommate?
By Anonymous - 23/09/2024 06:00 - United States - New York
By MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada
By Brinty - 13/03/2010 05:18 - Australia
By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34
By anonymous - 25/11/2015 01:01 - Canada
Housekeeper
By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States
Barfed out
By superbubbles - 23/03/2021 21:30 - Canada
Hey human, I'm right here
By Not now - 12/09/2022 11:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 12:50 - Canada - Airdrie
Stuck in the middle
By Mark - 20/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Sparks
Night time ferals
By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 20:00 - United States
By kittywings - 29/04/2016 01:14 - United States - Bridgewater
kittywings tells us more.
Hey all, OP here To everyone wondering: yes, it was disgusting. After freaking out for a little, I just tried my best not to puke and washed the cockroach guts off my back. I smashed the half-dead cockroach with a shampoo bottle just to put the poor thing out of its misery and threw out the loofah. Speaking of the loofah, it was one of those really hard thick sponges, which is probably why the cockroach's shell got crushed by it (I also thought cockroaches' shells were too tough to be crushed like that, but maybe the steam from the shower softened it?) Anyway, though it was really really gross, the one good thing that came out of this is that my FML actually got posted, which is pretty cool. Thanks guys :)
Ewwwwwwww
By Warriorwizzle - 14/12/2018 22:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi
Put the eggs in one basket!
By PsychoBoulevard - 13/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Tollhouse
Work together!
By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 05:01 - Germany - Norden
By Eri_Midori - 25/12/2013 02:57 - United States - San Francisco
Eri_Midori tells us more.
Hi guys, Op here! Wasn't expecting this to get posted so that's a pretty nice side to my situation :D I enjoyed reading you guy's comments, and to some of you trying to defend the dog (Peanut) you have nothing to fear. I have been put in a position where I had to take care of Peanut every now and then, but only for a day or two while my mother was feeling un-responsible. So I know for sure that Peanut really is a handful. I mean, she needs attention 24/7, has to have her diaper changed (which is really gross!) at least 5 times a day, bites most people who try to touch her, smells pretty bad no matter how many baths I give her, and enjoys spreading her scent all over my apartment! I understand that Peanut is nearing her end in the next year or two, plus I feel bad that she hasn't had a stable home all her life which explains her bad behavior. I've also been a vegetarian since I was 6, and was the president of my high school's Animal Rights Club back in the day, so I don't plan on getting rid of Peanut or ending her life early. The reason why my mother "gave me" peanut is because she is going through her mid life crisis and wants to travel the world without any obligations, like an elderly dog she adopted a year ago. My mother has always been flaky and unable to keep her word, and I'd normally understand since she really has nothing to lose. She isn't married (divorced my father when I was in 1st grade), hates her job, plus both me and my brother have already moved out and graduated from college. I know she didn't dump Peanut on my brother since he couldn't care less about the life of an animal, I just wished she could have tried to find someone else (or not have used Peanut as a lousy excuse of a Christmas gift since she knows I've conversed to Agnosticism) judging my current conditions. At this moment I recently got married to my Japanese hubby originally from Osaka Japan. I work as a language teacher which is quite flexible location wise, plus me and my husband are both still in our early 20's, so we were hoping to travel a lot and even move to Japan as soon as possible. However it's very hard to get a large pet like Peanut from America to Japan so that may be impossible. Not to mention my husband is slightly allergic to animals that shed! To top it all off we also have a non-shedding, dog hating cat in our apartment building that just so happens to NOT ALLOW DOGS. With all this in mind I don't really understand why my mother chose me as her new doggie's mama. I talked to my husband who knows how "nutty" my mother can be and he was completely understanding. He apparently spoke with our landlord this afternoon who is also a very nice man and agreed we can keep Peanut for now, as long as she doesn't bark or disturb our neighbors. We also looked up that if we keep giving Peanut plenty of baths then her fur shouldn't bother my husband too much, after all she needs it too. Yuck! As for our cat, she's still young. So she just needs to learn to play nice with Peanut for a little while. Then maybe we'll get another cat after Peanut passes on to even things out a bit. For now we've got things all settled, it's just a little upsetting since I've been working so hard these past couple of years learning Japanese so that I could eventually move there with my husband, and now that we're finally ready to go it's not too great having an obstacle keeping us from going for now. We'll go as soon as we can though =) Sorry for this super long comment, and thanks for all of your advice! Happy holidays! -Eri
RIP
By anonya - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Madera
The irony stings
By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States
Gross
By Anonymous - 05/05/2014 21:03 - United States - Indianapolis
By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville
By Kelsie - 12/12/2009 15:41 - United States
By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States
By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno
Keywords
I havent even met my neighbors, now i dont want to