By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32
By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown
By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture
By CrazyTrainWreck - 05/07/2017 12:19
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By CreeptacularBait - 07/09/2017 16:29
CreeptacularBait tells us more.
OP here. A bit appalled at how many people are berating me about his shots! My dog DOES have his rabies shots. He had to have boosters as per the Animal Control Officer who came out. Second, the 'testing' is actually officers coming out and checking my dogs behavior after a week (I was not informed of that till later and was terrified they might kill my dog). The skunk attacked him, chased him around the yard, sprayed him, and continued to try and attack him and our roommate for a week after the intial incident. Our roommate would go to take out the trash or walk the dogs and the skunk would charge her and the dogs. We put out traps to try and catch it humanely and had no luck. This skunk terrorized my poor dog to the point he started having night terrors and actually pissed himself in his sleepyelping and crying in fear. Luckily he is doing fine otherwise and even though he did not enjoy his boosters, he was fully covered by his Rabies vaccine. Our roommate has made sure to give him lots of cuddles and love to help soothe him. My husband was so angry about it he violently kicked in his sleep and said he dreamed about the skunk attacking our dog and was trying to protect him. Being away when this happened has sucked and our roommate was also kind enough to get our furniture cleaned so we wouldn't have to throw it all away but we did have to get rid of it in the end. I hope that clears up some of it but try not to jump to conclusions!
Freaked out
By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom
By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States
By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States
By Anon - 08/03/2012 11:53 - United States
Freakout time
By cricketeer - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Priorities
By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids
By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada
By JordanAfml - 03/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Lake Havasu City
JordanAfml tells us more.
OP here. My cat is an indoor cat, we rescued her when she was 2 months old and she never left the house in the last 3 years. My dog popped a corner of the screen out of one of my windows and that's how my cat got outside. We went to all of our nearby neighbors asking them to keep an eye out for her, and the particular person who has my cat hates my husband. We thought it was strange he was being so nice and friendly towards us the first day, and now we know why.
Trashy
By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States
Nice try, Janet
By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37
By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock
Baby's high
By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 17:01 - Germany - Zittau
Sympathetic
By Sorry kitty - 14/05/2024 02:00 - United States
Be careful out there
By Burningeyes - 09/03/2024 03:00 - United States
By ThatBackfired - 17/11/2016 15:51
ThatBackfired tells us more.
Wow. This is HILARIOUS. 1) Yes, the collar VIBRATES and nothing else. I shelled out extra for the model that had no shock option whatsoever. The collar does not shock, it does not blast his ears. The second would be useless, since he’s pretty much deaf. I would never use either of those on a dog. Yes, I tried it on myself. I have far more powerful sources of vibration. Yes, I used it previously in training. He didn’t react like this. 2) Unfortunately, his previous owner left him in a crate and forgot about him, so that isn’t an option. 3) He’s good in the car and doesn’t always bark, only when he’s (a) in the car and (b) sees rescue vehicles or other large dogs. That makes it ******* hard to predict when he’s going to bark, and makes positive reinforcement pretty much impossible, since I can’t tell WHILE DRIVING A CAR if he’s seen something and not reacted. And how exactly should I give him a treat, praise, or affection when he’s in the back, I’m in the front, and he can’t hear me? 4) Next time you’re driving, shove an earbud into one ear and tell your passenger that at some point in the drive, they should turn on the MP3 player it’s connected to, which you have preset at maximum volume. Explain to them that this is perfectly safe, and will not distract you at a crucial moment in the drive or cause you any pain whatsoever. Now imagine this happens every time you get into a car with them, and you may understand why I’m trying to train it out of him.
By Cat’s dildo - 29/11/2018 02:53
Alaina Heuerman tells us more.
Alright I didn’t really wanna follow up but I need to clarify. HE IS NEUTERED he has been since we got him. Also that was my blanket but it very recently became humping blanket 2. Let’s just say he really likes soft fluffy blankets. So all of mine... (yes that’s him in my profile pic btw)
By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown
By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez
Woof woof
By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02
Waterworks
By Anonymous - 18/01/2025 06:00 - United States
Freak out
By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States
By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio
Disney 2021
By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 14:01
By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States
Keywords
OP here: 1. To the gentleman (or gentlewoman, didn't bother to check) who said I stole her little boy, no that would be girl. So yeah there is that. 2. I don't hate my mother-in-law nor does she hate me. Hell her family treats me better than my own. Now let me get on with the back story: We we're out there (in Texas from Arizona) due to my Mother-in-law getting remarried. We got a call that one of my in-laws was broken down and needed help, so I got up to help. I asked my mother-in-law if she could put my laptop and charger away. She told me I didn't have to worry, the dogs wouldn't chew it up etc but she would put it up. It's not a big deal apart from the fact they live in a small town in Texas and it's a bit of a drive to get to a store with new cords. With wedding preparations and all that, wasn't an option right away to get a new one. Hope that clears up some confusion though I'm sure I just created more. (Also this is my first posted FML, yay)