Wake up, human!
By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom
By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom
By Heww - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By suuuuuupucci - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By lex31 - 14/02/2012 13:24 - United States
By Yudith - 05/05/2025 15:00 - Canada - Montreal
By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture
By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach
By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States
By PsychoBillyGoat - 26/05/2014 00:47 - United States - Anchorage
My wife was worried about the cat because he is elderly and needs meds every 12 hours. He also has no claws ( we got him that way). He has never been outside before but lately he has been trying to get out. Also we live in Alaska, more to worry about then cars and dogs getting him
By Ace - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By Holyguacamoly - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Iceland
By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 08:00 - United States
By Filly - 18/03/2025 12:00 - Romania
By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth
By stixx - 25/10/2009 17:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun
By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States
By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11
They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious
By It_gets_better - 16/07/2021 08:11
OP here. I realize no matter where I go I'd start at an entry-level job; but even most entry level jobs that require a degree would pay the bills for my family. My biggest disappointment is that I was only offered a barely above minimum wage, part-time job, after a three-month application process. I spent hours watching recorded meetings and looking over the shelter's statistics and brainstorming improvements to present at my interview (because I applied for an entry-level desk job) so it felt like a slap in the face to spend so much time and energy on this only to be hit with, as kfchicken correctly pointed out, a job any able-bodied person could do- and only part time! (I know they had full time positions available, so I'm wracking my brain about who could possibly have been chosen over me.)
By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States
By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States
By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00
By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington
By rejected - 03/06/2025 12:00 - United States
By He's special - 29/01/2025 15:00 - United States
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By really mom - 15/04/2012 17:38 - United States - Montgomery
By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford
Keywords
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo