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By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha
By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha
By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia
By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End
By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States
By JC - 06/12/2009 04:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 04:01
By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia
By aherdofpigs - 02/09/2013 19:22 - United States
By traumatised - 15/06/2019 22:27
By Cat owner - 29/07/2024 22:00 - United States
By Pooper scooper - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Guam - Yigo
By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:46 - United States - San Diego
By Annonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By It's-only15-lbs-extra - 14/12/2017 15:00
By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada
By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 12:30
Yeah, it's not the only little friend I've found. And considering that when I took the snake to a reptile handler who knew a vet for venomous snakes because it was pretty and I had noticed some scaring, it turned out that the snake had the venom glands removed (improperly and likely illegally) So I really don't think they gave a damn about their animals at all. Yeah, I've found a few dead scorpions, mostly those black emperor scorpions anyone can get in a pet store. A few more interesting snakes and a couple harmless but interesting colour mutations of ball pythons. A couple of them were literally tied in a bag and just left there. Presumably they survived by eating each other. Aside from a rattlesnake and some weird ass snake that seemed to make a ton of noise by rubbing it's scales together nothing really spectacular. Glad I have a friend who's snake obsessed who introduced me to a guy who handles dangerous snakes because I was more interested in the kind of snake that can kill you rather then the pet store variety. I point them out and he takes care of it.
By Beaten by deer - 18/04/2026 12:00 - United States
By sydneyp3435 - 11/06/2013 04:39 - United States - Boerne
By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon
By Karen - 21/05/2023 06:00
By damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States
By Deceptive Dog 1242 - 23/08/2018 20:30 - United States
By queerdragon - 26/02/2016 04:32 - United States - Redlands
I did take my dog back. I have had Riot for three years, so he is a big part of my family. I have also started boarding him during the day or leaving him with a family member/friend. I am moving in a few weeks so hopefully, this won't be an issue that pops up again. Chip your dogs. It is a lifesaver. While I understand where the police officer was coming from (he has an autistic child) you don't sell a family member. Dogs have always been family to me. The kind of awkward part was the mother started crying, asking to buy Riot from me. She said he was so well behaved and they needed something to help their kid. She then kind of demanded I let her son come over to my house to play with Riot when he wanted to. I guess so she could tell her son that Riot was still his, but that he was just living with someone else. I told her no and said I didn't want to have contact with her again. She got mad. I don't think I left looking like a saint, but I am glad to have my dog back.
By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 02:00
By Jerry - 19/12/2017 15:00
By fuckendog - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Virginia
By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00
By Anonymous - 20/03/2018 15:00
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This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(