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By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills
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Big baby
By pansypup - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia
CLAWS
By Attacksloth32 - 09/07/2021 01:59
By cacheson - 15/04/2017 19:45
cacheson tells us more.
Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?
Road rage
By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester
Splinters
By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford
Manchild
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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville
Poor little guy
By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States
Curiosity killed the AC
By Cat owner - 11/05/2024 06:00 - United States
Forever alone
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Stung - 10/02/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom
By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States
Thank you for your service
By Pooper scooper - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Guam - Yigo
By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States
By FMe - 04/05/2015 14:49 - United Kingdom
Work together!
By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 05:01 - Germany - Norden
By jettison17 - 28/07/2016 06:41 - United States - Chandler
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OP here. I've spoken to management and they're working on an exterminator, as the whole complex was bought out 3 weeks ago. Hopefully it's sooner rather than later, or I will have to burn it down! In the meantime my cat and I have shown no mercy.
By C_Ramirez1695 - 01/08/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston
C_Ramirez1695 tells us more.
Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.
By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada
Leave spiders alone
By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 08:01 - United States - Atoka
By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States
Remodeling
By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States
Keywords
Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.