By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States
Parasites
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By MisUnFortunate - 16/12/2014 18:42 - United States - Stevenson
MisUnFortunate tells us more.
Not the smartest
By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States
By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton
JamiesMom tells us more.
Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.
By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:40 - United States - Riverview
By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture
Doggy dog world
By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 13:59
Every cat owner hears you
By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 12:00
Jealous much?
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By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom
Good girl
By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada
Man's best friend
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By orely44 - 08/03/2013 14:13 - France - Rez
By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
Kels20 tells us more.
Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.
By TCRII - 11/10/2017 22:30 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 19/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Coplay
How's it going?
By initforthewrongreasons - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Crime scene
By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States
By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States
Alas, poor Stuart
By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton
By ChaosFerret - 03/05/2016 20:53 - United States - Eugene
The judge has made his ruling
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - London
Your days are numbered, puny human
By Cat Mama - 22/12/2022 09:00
The trap
By fuckendog - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Virginia
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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States
Neuter your pets
By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 20:01
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Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.