I'm fine, this is fine
By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By btg - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Not now - 12/09/2022 11:00 - United States
By Patiently Watching - 04/03/2017 20:00
By Axelerate - 04/12/2014 11:09 - United States - Las Vegas
By craphanded - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Yudith - 22/09/2026 20:00 - Canada - Montreal
By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 19:51 - South Africa
By Anonymous - 24/07/2026 20:00 - United Kingdom - Addlestone
By Justified12 - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - North Reading
Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!
By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 13:58
By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States
By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada
By Anonymous - 19/08/2022 02:00 - United States - Webster
By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 10:00 - Canada - Toronto
By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi
By Dammit - 01/06/2023 00:02 - United States
By Wheresthebeefz - 01/02/2011 02:46 - United States
By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach
By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States
By Arya Keshri - 18/09/2023 08:00
By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09
By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 09:00 - United States - Vero Beach
By Julie - 15/09/2026 12:00 - Germany - Seevetal
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By miss Suzanne - 14/09/2010 21:46 - United States
By WearingOff - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States
Keywords
Hey all. I'll fill you in so you guys can sleep peacefully at night. My brother came home from lunch and was in a rush to head out back. His remote for the garage door wasn't working so he left it open. That's when the pigeon walked in. He called me to let me know and to close the door. I stepped out and I heard what sounded like a bird flapping like crazy. I checked around and I saw the bird's foot stuck on the trap. I had no idea these traps were set (they were under the space of the shelves we have all around) but I fit the pieces together seeing how we had mice problems a while back. I put on some gardening gloves to hold it while soaking the foot with warm water. He moved a little bit more to the point his bottom half body THEN got stuck. I ended up calling the vet and explaining the situation to them to see what they could do or anything else I could do. After the awkward silence, they told me I could bring it in for them to sedate and see what they could do themselves. If nothing worked then they would have to euthanize it. Feeling bad for the little guy I was getting ready to drive there when I remembered we had Goo Gone. I poured a lot on the trap and he managed to get off! He just walked out the garage door and I assume he flew away. I didn't follow it but haven't seen handicapped bird around here haha. Birds like to bathe and it's been cloudy and rainy here in Vegas so I'm hoping he managed to rinse everything off. :)