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Baby Bird
By bird problems - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City
Sky the killer
By omnomnom - 05/02/2011 00:29 - Canada
SHAME!
By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States
Please don't do that
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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France
Trance
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Murderer!
By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 17:01
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What is wrong with you?
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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States
Bad boy
By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia
Owl be there for you
By No2ndDate - 02/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant
By sophiilou - 24/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Kyle
sophiilou tells us more.
By CreeptacularBait - 07/09/2017 16:29
CreeptacularBait tells us more.
OP here. A bit appalled at how many people are berating me about his shots! My dog DOES have his rabies shots. He had to have boosters as per the Animal Control Officer who came out. Second, the 'testing' is actually officers coming out and checking my dogs behavior after a week (I was not informed of that till later and was terrified they might kill my dog). The skunk attacked him, chased him around the yard, sprayed him, and continued to try and attack him and our roommate for a week after the intial incident. Our roommate would go to take out the trash or walk the dogs and the skunk would charge her and the dogs. We put out traps to try and catch it humanely and had no luck. This skunk terrorized my poor dog to the point he started having night terrors and actually pissed himself in his sleepyelping and crying in fear. Luckily he is doing fine otherwise and even though he did not enjoy his boosters, he was fully covered by his Rabies vaccine. Our roommate has made sure to give him lots of cuddles and love to help soothe him. My husband was so angry about it he violently kicked in his sleep and said he dreamed about the skunk attacking our dog and was trying to protect him. Being away when this happened has sucked and our roommate was also kind enough to get our furniture cleaned so we wouldn't have to throw it all away but we did have to get rid of it in the end. I hope that clears up some of it but try not to jump to conclusions!
Freak out
By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00
Freakout
By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States
Trustworthy
By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance
Don't harsh our buzz, filthy human
By Ubehage - 06/01/2023 03:00 - Denmark
Over the Rainbow Bridge
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By patient_mom - 14/06/2015 01:27 - Australia - Surrey Hills
Spray it
By catwoman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States
By bored2death - 23/07/2010 22:15 - United States
Time doesn't always heal
By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 08:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan
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Wow, it got published! Wasn't expecting that. For starters, let me just announce NO BROKEN BONES! HALLELUJAH! Seriously is a miracle. Just a super bruised foot. Second, just to give you an idea, this particular mate is the head honcho if my barn. She thinks she is just queen of the world lol. She hates getting her girth out on, and she knows when it's out. When you hook it up on one side (so it isn't even on yet) she gets PISSED. So that day she decided to just step on me and not move, no matter what I did. I didn't clarify that I did punch her in the shoulder, but this mare, dear lord, she just does not care. That's when she shifted ALL of her weight onto that foot. I wasn't wearing my (much more protective) barn boots because I was late for my lesson and needed to hurry. So instead of grooming and tacking in my barn boots I had my tall boots on. I've actually been bitten by the same mare, for the same reason (girth), and that was probably an even more awful bruise than my foot! I seriously don't know how I get away with just bruises. And I know what you're thinking, "Why do you keep working with her when she injures you 24/7?!" Well, she's an amazing horse, just very sassy lol. Also, to whoever said they had no sympathy for me because I owned a lot of horses so hospital bills would not be a problem, you're just dumb. I could've been forever crippled, and you said you have no sympathy? I could've been forced to never compete again. And you have no sympathy? Wow. I'm not on here looking for everyone's sympathy, don't get me wrong, I actually found the whole incident hilarious. But that was EXTREMELY inconsiderate of you to say that. Thanks for all the good wishes!!!! Smushed Sophie out! :) -OP