By I love my furry babies - 18/05/2019 16:09
By murrrrf - 21/07/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis
murrrrf tells us more.
By KingSquisher - 22/12/2016 02:00 - United States - Modesto
KingSquisher tells us more.
The dog was in the neighbors property "chasing the livestock" she told animal control when in reality the dog was playing with the horse. I went out to retrieve my dog when she shot. Probably didn't see me. The dog has escaped several times to several locations the past three years
By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland
Abstract art
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
You're in the army now
By Anonymous - 23/09/2025 12:00
New creepypasta just dropped
By Anonymous - 21/12/2022 03:00 - Australia
Let it go
By MrG - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 08:34 - United Kingdom - Bromsgrove
How shocking!
By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30
The creepy guy next door
By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
Where's the beef?
By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 14:03
Metal Cat
By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 05:01
Tasty treat
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno
Crabby
By AkaiKitsune - 29/06/2017 04:00
Poor kitty
By Sorry kitty - 30/06/2024 14:00 - United States
Cats > People
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury
By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford
By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States
By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia
The step before rat-licker
By Annabelle - 17/03/2021 17:01
The left hand, the right hand
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
By km0064 - 28/02/2010 05:00 - United States
km0064 tells us more.
Okay, so I'm the 1 who wrote this FML, and i would just like to inform everyone that 1.) yes, i do own a dog..3 actually, so i can complete the food chain. 2.) this is not fake...my cat decapatates animals and leaves the body parts laying around outside, 3.) I have more hamsters :) and 4.) The hamster that was killed was previously being attacked by my other hamsters, so i had to seperate him from the rest and put him in a bucket until we got a new cage. so he was in the bathroom, in a bucket with the door closed. then some dumb ass kid opened the door and took out the hamster and it got away.
Good boy
By Anonymous - 10/06/2026 09:00 - Ireland - Cork
Caturday visitor
By Bored - 27/04/2024 20:00 - United States
Tiger-ed out
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Truckee
Spray it
By catwoman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
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OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I