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Countersuit
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Nature is healing
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Expensive walk
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Face it!
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Raised by cats
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Bad boy!
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WHO ARE YOU?
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Cheers!
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Tasty
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No thanks
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Snek
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Bad boy
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Home sweet home
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Who goes there?
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Good boy
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No pain, no gain
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Happy Doggo Day!
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By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
AylaMarie92 tells us more.
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
Mind your own business, lady
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I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)