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By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 20:02 - United States - Sparta
By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada
By Guess that's why they call it suffoCATion - 06/11/2024 09:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada
By cherokeems - 20/10/2015 18:28 - United States - Harriman
By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 20:00 - United Kingdom
By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia
By It_gets_better - 16/07/2021 08:11
By RIP - 20/01/2024 09:00 - United States
By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne
By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States
By Mistaken - 01/03/2023 10:00 - United States
By Whateversz - 24/07/2010 19:59 - Netherlands
By Gilly - 19/05/2017 18:00
By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 16:00 - United States
By anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:02 - United States - Los Angeles
By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.
By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00
By just-a-fat-cat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - West Bend
By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 13:19 - United States
By C_Ramirez1695 - 01/08/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston
Unfortunately our dog has passed. It was a choke snare. I don't blame my grandpa he loved our dog just as much as we did, he was only trying to protect him. I don't know where you're from in the world but foxes and coyotes are not harmless. Our dog was a little shih tzu and a fox or coyote wouldn't think twice about attacking him.
By Nicole557 - 03/11/2011 10:56 - United States
By Nola - 13/09/2018 22:00
By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 12:00 - Australia
By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States
By BloodFaerie - 30/06/2012 06:49 - United States - Cleveland
OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
By AliRocks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 20:03
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OP here. I realize no matter where I go I'd start at an entry-level job; but even most entry level jobs that require a degree would pay the bills for my family. My biggest disappointment is that I was only offered a barely above minimum wage, part-time job, after a three-month application process. I spent hours watching recorded meetings and looking over the shelter's statistics and brainstorming improvements to present at my interview (because I applied for an entry-level desk job) so it felt like a slap in the face to spend so much time and energy on this only to be hit with, as kfchicken correctly pointed out, a job any able-bodied person could do- and only part time! (I know they had full time positions available, so I'm wracking my brain about who could possibly have been chosen over me.)