Sneakin' in a kitty
By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02
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By Annonymous_Dad - 01/05/2013 23:22 - United States - Fort Wayne
My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)
By Anonymous - 15/04/2025 15:00 - Australia - Melbourne
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By FMLkoala - 03/03/2014 07:43 - Australia - Auburn
Hi op here, for all of you guys telling me to use flea medicines and all that, I have tried everything and they don't seem to come off and it really "bugs" me. It all happened after I got a dog so yea I'll keep on trying. On the bright side they are happy dreams.
By Tali - 28/07/2011 06:18 - Australia
By unloved cat owner - 16/02/2014 00:50 - United States - Carmichael
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By misfitunfit - 05/11/2014 15:58 - United States
He's usually such a sweet cat! I have no idea if I scared him or what :/ Still hurts!
By Anonymous - 01/09/2025 05:00 - United States - Sutton
By DSCC - 28/09/2015 03:07 - United States - Akron
Op here I happen to take regular showers and I have a boyfriend I've been with for 5 years so just because I may be a crazy cat lady does not mean I am single or smelly have a good day sir :)
By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States
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By cacheson - 15/04/2017 19:45
Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 02:32 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford
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I agree! How is a baby going to change my life. that was a stupid suggestion.