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By theycallmekitty - 11/01/2013 00:02 - United States - Decatur
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By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton
alekoi tells us more.
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
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The biohazard next door
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Chillin'
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Chance encounter
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Dogs with jobs
By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 21:11 - United States - Lawrence
By boopingsnoot - 08/08/2018 18:54
boopingsnoot tells us more.
So, the second half of the story: Cousin got the bunny away from the cats before it was completely dead, and when I couldn’t fix her “new pet” she wanted to sit and watch it die. And take it to another relative’s house and bury it in *their* yard. Took a while to convince her to leave it in a “safe place” (bushes where my cats like to hang out, so they could finish the job). Hey, saves me money on cat food.
Pay attention
By Anonymous - 04/08/2025 09:00 - France
Yikes
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Humaaaaaaan! Open the doooooor!
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Priorities
By unwanted - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
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Not the brightest moggy
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Birds aren't real
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Splinters
By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford
Uh oh
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By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
sw2f2fchik612 tells us more.
This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.
Physical imbalances in the root chakra
By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 20:00 - Canada - Vancouver
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He's not a mouse...he's a rat. There's a big difference. Also, don't feel bad for him, he is definitely a mommas boy....