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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 19:25 - United States
By PsychoBillyGoat - 26/05/2014 00:47 - United States - Anchorage
PsychoBillyGoat tells us more.
My wife was worried about the cat because he is elderly and needs meds every 12 hours. He also has no claws ( we got him that way). He has never been outside before but lately he has been trying to get out. Also we live in Alaska, more to worry about then cars and dogs getting him
By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States
Impressive
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Little cuties
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By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States
fartingdogprego tells us more.
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
Alas…
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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States
Don't touch me, bitch
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Bad boy
By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City
MegasaurusRex89 tells us more.
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
Creepy
By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States
Camping out
By Baggabbles123 - 08/06/2009 23:24 - Canada
Sweep sweep
By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie
Nope.
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Am I the asshole?
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Heftychonk
By Wha happen? - 11/07/2024 23:00 - United States
Call the cops
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Every dog has its day
By bad bad bad bad idea - 28/01/2022 05:01 - United States
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Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.