By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Troy
Underwhelming
By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai
Oh dear…
By Wet Britches - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States
brittyed tells us more.
Anthropomorphism
By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom - Southend
Mistaken identity
By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 22:01
By Xtrafresh - 30/08/2016 16:42 - Netherlands
Xtrafresh tells us more.
Oh hi, OP here with much desired answers its seems. I adopted the cat from the local vet/asylum. They gave it to me as male and neutered. Even in the store I spotted it was most probably a she, but I didn't want to make a fuss and didn't care. I named her Violet, and she has a little brother named Dash. Kudos to whomever gets the reference. The big surprise for me was that not only did the vet **** up the gender, they also got the neutered part wrong.
Two holes
By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Vero Beach
Psycho
By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States
Wake up call
By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening
By Bamboozled - 23/03/2023 10:00 - United States
By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
Kels20 tells us more.
Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.
Running
By fmrunning - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Kovu - 27/02/2012 07:08 - Reserved
Kovu_fml tells us more.
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
By MrsMusselLady - 24/04/2017 17:26 - United Kingdom - Huntingdon
MrsMusselLady tells us more.
Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
By scars - 16/12/2014 15:01 - United States - Edwardsville
Hang in there
By ouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 11:37 - Australia
By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States
By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States
Blowback
By Bleh! - 07/06/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater
Deep dish
By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago
By ModernCindy - 30/11/2015 16:07 - United Kingdom - Cleveleys
By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States
Grudge
By jackskellington - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Bankstown
Nature is healing
By squirrels69ing - 22/05/2011 01:00 - United States
By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould
The judge has made his ruling
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - London
Keywords
Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.