By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States
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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
Bad boy
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Naughty boy
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By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence
By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States
Duckzy tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 02:09 - United States
Jerry wins again
By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia
A whole load of mess
By ChocolateEverywhere - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
By Donewiththis - 21/06/2016 05:35
Switching off
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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States
Hell
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By Truffle - 12/11/2017 17:22 - United States - Waldorf
taintedtruffle tells us more.
He has plenty of cat toys and two siblings so I doubt he is bored. And no his name is Bananas because he's so crazy. I will encourage her to play with him more- he loves the wand toys . Thanks for the suggestions.
By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton
JamiesMom tells us more.
Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.
By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States
Rhyno tells us more.
To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.
By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States
Unrequited callousness
By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01
Like that scene in Alien!
By Orange cat behavior - 13/06/2024 15:00 - United States
This is mine now
By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville
By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States
The masters have decided
By Misty Michelle Jones - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada
Keywords
OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP