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My little friends
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Mix up
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Debbie Baker Minium tells us more.
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Soggy mess
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By CoalRose - 11/07/2015 07:56 - United States
CoalRose tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.
By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States
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OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
Dead zone
By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring
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By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York
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Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....
By roachblend - 12/09/2010 08:00 - Taiwan
Adding insult to injury
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Polly wants it
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By roadie42 - 25/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Farmington
roadie42 tells us more.
Hey, OP here! The vet was worried that he might have a concussion, so they gave him shots to prevent/reduce any swelling. I think he also received a sedative for the x-ray. Anyway, he's doing just fine now...back to his normal happy self. And he got some turkey in the end for his trouble :)
By a very unlucky dude. - 18/06/2014 06:37 - Canada - Surrey
Coco bananas
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By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States
It's Caturday, respect our feline leaders
By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00
Rained on
By smellyhand - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Keywords
OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more careful next time!!! :-)