By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 661
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I feel bad for laughing...

Chiroptera_Man 10

I guess those ants are a real buzzkill :3

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I feel bad for laughing...

F the fly's life...

sounds like the ants already did

That's horrible. I would have screamed like that as well. To have that as your first sight as you woke up. Wow.

I think you're fml profile is being hacked by your gf or a friend..

sexist much 19?

Even if he were sexist, who said it's a bad thing?

Men don't have to be macho all the time...

@19 Men can be hackers also. (slinks back to the garage, where I aparently belong)

#31 spare me but i dont see why someone has to scream after seeing a bunch of ants, I can only imagine that someone trolled him using his account #52 keep reading until you get what I meant :)

ChristianH39 30

19 I think your FML profile is being hacked by a douchebag

#65 least the douchebag got a point, screaming for a snake or some other poisonous animal is okay but for ants?

squideth 18

Snakes are venomous, not poisonous. And no, the douchebag DOES NOT have a point, other than pointing out how insecure and judgmental he is.

Difference between venomous and poisonous is how the toxin is being delivered but okay my bad, hypothetically maybe the douchebag is judgemental but insecure how?

ChristianH39 30

Generally being overly judgmental/critical is a sign of low self esteem. Those types of people feel the need to put others down to help them cope with their own lack of a sense of self worth. Not to mention the obvious douchiness of judging others.

Still i dont see why anyone would have to scream that much for household ants, if it were army ants then yea anyone would freaked out. Household ants are hardly dangerous.

Plus #74 you're a hypocrite, I'm judging him for being scared of household ants and you're judging me for judging him it's only logical.

SoapTurtle 7

ew thats nasty

ahippienamedrae 10

Tell me I'm not the only one who read this in Cleveland Brown's voice

Daniel589 7

Trust me you're not lol

Chiroptera_Man 10

I guess those ants are a real buzzkill :3

*Ba Dum Tsss*

OP, you should ant-icipate the insect puns now so they don't bug you later.

buzz off, ant nobody got time for that!

emily4040 18

I would scream too.

I really like your face in your profile pictures.

the same thing happened to me.

Zyde 12

The ants go marching 1 by 1 hoorah hoorah...

The ants go marching two by two hoorah hoorah...