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Wow, that guy is such a jerk. You can find better.
Cat ladyman problems
Get a lager dog to eat the cats.
I'm not sure, if somebody was allergic to my favourite pets that would be a deal breaker for me. This guy obviously just loves cats, doesn't seem that big a jerk to me.
90- looks like the Indian guy that works with Peter in a few episodes of Family Guy. He doesn't understand sarcasm, and explains every joke. It's funny ...but only on the show.
75 - Sure, I would have chosen my existing animals over any man (or I would have made sure he was ok with them before starting dating)..but to buy 3 kittens, find out your boyfriend/girlfriend is allergic to them, and break up with them because you want to keep the cats instead? Pretty jacked up. Kittens are pretty cute but an existing spouse should have been cuter, or at least more important.
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Meh. Time to move on then... Just make sure he's not crazily into cats!
Why? What's wrong with being "crazily into cats"? The breaking up part is a bit extreme, but I know that pets (I'm a dog person myself) can be a lot more agreeable than humans at times.
Nothing wrong with it - however OP is allergic to them. Finding someone who is crazily into them would mean that OP would have to deal with the a similar scenario again or the new guy would have to sacrifice his crazy love for cats. Either way it would affect both OP and the crazy cat lover. :-)
Most guys would choose 3 ******* over 1. FYL
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *
You rather 'what' cats to human? Love Hate **** Kill ???
I'll take 'Love' for $200, Alex.
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FOREVER ALONE!!!
Three kittens? Obsessive much?
Correction sir. Three *******...
You can never have enough!
Oh no, I believe there should be a limit to how many cats you have running around your house. Wouldn't want to seem like the crazy cat man now, would we?
I have 23 outdoor cats, 5 are strays that I have taken in. Also I have 2 indoor cats and 3 kittens.
Or like thirty fish. I still think more than three dogs is too much. Then again, maybe it's because the only dog I had died when I was like five, and I never had any pets besides fish since then.
I don't know. If someone told me they had ten dogs, I'd think they were a crayon short of a whole box.
^ I'd think they were a box of crayons short of the whole box.
Life story not necessary.
Kill the cats... JK! JKJKJK! Please don't go murder that innocent cat now! ;)
Something tells me that you own the movie 'Fatal Attraction'.
May I just say, no
Correct, us human can be unfaithful, but animals can never be unfaithful, OP's boyfriend did the right thing in here.
More like, he wasn't going to be that great of a boyfriend anyway if he left her for 3 cats.
Nah, I think 31 has it. Cats outlast many relationships and don't betray you or cause drama.
Cats are the most selfish motherfuckers out there. Quit feeding them and they'll run away and go somewhere else. Or he'll, have a neighbor that feeds them "better" than you and they'll leave your ass too. Dogs are faithful. They'll love you even if you mistreat them and beat them and starve them. I love both though. I will have a kitty. And a puppy.
#31, Cats may outlast relationships, but they bring their own special kind of drama. The kind that make great FMLs.
Who can deny those little adorable fuzzy balls of cuteness?!
OP.
I know I can because I'm allergic to them.
Hell, I can't stay away from the cuteness of kittens. Even if all they do is try to disembowel me.
I"m allergic to them and I can't. I just ask them to please try to minimize cuddle time if they make me rash.
30 years from now he will be alone with multiple cats
Sounds like he's already alone with multiple cats now.
Are you kidding me? He'll just as easily find a cat lover who isn't allergic. It's just an example of a bad pairing between people, not the end of the world.
I would be in a tough spot if I found out my boyfriend was allergic to cats.. I love my kitty. I don't think he should have dumbed you though, that seems a bit ridiculous. He could have given them to some friends and just visited them often.
My bf is very allergic to my cat is sucks :(
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This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.
I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *