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Especially your mom, OP!
A prime example of how Facebook ruins our lives.
I never have my coworkers as friends on Facebook. Bad idea!
That's not Facebook ruining it, that's a stupid mom. Without Facebook she might as well have called him at work and if he didn't pick up himself told whoever did to wish him luck.
50- that's borderline soap opera plot right there. You're over thinking it! ^_^
Yea sure it's exaggerated, but it could happen. The point is, it's the mother at fault, not Facebook. That mom sure knows that her son is still employed at some company and should know that having an interview at a different company isn't something the current employer should know of.
Yeah, parents are so stupid. They never realize when you want them to shut up or when they shouldn't talk about something.
This is why I don't like Facebook. No bloody privacy. I honestly don't get this need to share every part of your life with everyone.
Not really Noor... I know. There is something wrong with me isn't there?!
Perdix- Please, be my guest.
Please Perdix. We beg of you; NO ******** in the shower!
That's more like Twitter, doesn't?
Maybe don't add your colleagues next time?... And get your mom to keep her mouth shut.
Bingo. Don't friend people at work. Period.
Don't friend people period.
Just don't . Period.
hey mom can I move back in? you kinda owe me
Well it looks like your going to have a lot of explaining to do
Totally agree! Or have ur account public! I vent on mine sometimes but I only have 2 friends before I started venting. But my rants are entertaining to them
Having your account public would remedy the problem, wouldn't it? You are a genius. (Second part of your comment is so irrelevant I can't even respond to it.)
34 - I think they were saying you don't friend colleagues or have a public account; they just phrased it badly (I agree with your assessment of the second half of their statement though).
35- Nice catch, didn't think of it that way.
Maybe you should have kept it a secret from EVERYONE..
I guess you could have warned her before then?
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If you wanted to keep it secret, why would you tell anyone period?
This is why I don't like Facebook. No bloody privacy. I honestly don't get this need to share every part of your life with everyone.