Mistaken identity

By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML
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Jimboom 11

That will teach you that while it is good to be aware and cautious in these kind of situations judging people just on their size/features will not usually work in your favour. Epic Fail!

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z4opv14 0

Ahaha, oh man that reminds me of how a young child might mistaken someone else for their mother. But yeah, must've been embarrassing, nonetheless I wouldn't call it a FML.

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z4opv14 0

Ahaha, oh man that reminds me of how a young child might mistaken someone else for their mother. But yeah, must've been embarrassing, nonetheless I wouldn't call it a FML.

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Jimboom 11

That will teach you that while it is good to be aware and cautious in these kind of situations judging people just on their size/features will not usually work in your favour. Epic Fail!

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Andrew123123 9

Ikr! "It's a large man! He's going to kill me!"

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Enzi_fml 21

I don't think she was judging based on looks. It's just that if a person that size decides to attack you, you'd probably have less chance of escaping than if the person was smaller.

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Aligator67 12

That's an insult to small people :P

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gennyv 29

OP is a female, and females usually walk faster at night when they see a man of any size, because they are scared of rape/mugging/murder/etc, and it's easier for a large man to take the females down than for a small man (not saying they can't, it's just harder)

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lcmarie19 0

how is that racist? she didn't say what the man's race was. Don't be presumptuous. Everyone jumps to conclusions sometimes. It was night time & it was obviously dark. Your senses get heightened with the unknown. What a stupid claim to make! Racist?! Really?

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rakethewidower 0

What an obvious lack of a sense of humor! Ruining every thing amusing by berating someone? Really!?

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amelinat 0

Wow paranoid much? I guess you're lucky the large man didnt think you were trying to steal his car and chase you.

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surlefil 0

Wow.. thats similar to when I was waiting for my boyfriend to come pick me up. A similar car drove up and out of habit, I came up to it and reached for the handle... Then, I saw my boyfriend actually drive up behind that car. The guy in the car I almost went into opened the window and said "wow. I got all excited for a minute there" and I just walked away. lol scary

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Vonnick 0

This is by far my favorite FML. Thanks for sharing your paranoia!

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bobbymcgee12 0

Your biggest mistake was panicking. What if he had been after you? You probably need to chill out a little bit. Embarrassing, but not really FML.

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