By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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brittyed 11

Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11

What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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bReLiNg 18

And here we see the exotic guinea pig. Lets see what we can to to provoke her! Oh she's angry! Look at her munch away at that hair!

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sugarshane007 20

Crikey! I don't know if we can save that perm now mates!

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chrisp87 11

That was not funny at all

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emala1096 17

My class Guinea pig ate all his kids, even after they were born dead. Tramautized for life.

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rattusrattus 18

Vital life lesson of the day: guinea pigs are not like pirate parrots, and will destroy your lovely piratical hair. Yarr.

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jaime411 11

Mine never try to gnaw off my hair.... How scary

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Poro_fml 12

Mine did. It just depends on the pig. :)

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11

What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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Wizardo 33

She's putting it under her pillow for the Bush Fairy... wait what...

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ladyLALAA 28

Glue it back on... Maybe make an extension out of it?

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sacmaster 11

29- For some reason I never thought of that! Thanks :)

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LebanonBaby 26

Well... Thank god we always got hair extensions as a second option :)

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