By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML
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brittyed 11

Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11
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What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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That_Indian_Dude 5
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SomeRandomGuy15 18
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*insert reply here* See how stupid that looks?

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That_Indian_Dude 5
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Ya I apologize for my stupidity, FML

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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-insert pun here-? -insert hair pun-

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ambitiousnygrl 17
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OP got themselves in a hairy situation.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

#1: i dont get it

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klovemachine 24

Lol

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bReLiNg 18
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And here we see the exotic guinea pig. Lets see what we can to to provoke her! Oh she's angry! Look at her munch away at that hair!

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sugarshane007 20

Crikey! I don't know if we can save that perm now mates!

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chrisp87 11

That was not funny at all

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emala1096 17
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My class Guinea pig ate all his kids, even after they were born dead. Tramautized for life.

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KweenAnnsReveng 15
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It's traumatizing just to read it...

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harrypotter955 19
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That's somewhat cute but also scary

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SiriusBlack97 17
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I think you mean hairy.

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rattusrattus 18
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Vital life lesson of the day: guinea pigs are not like pirate parrots, and will destroy your lovely piratical hair. Yarr.

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jaime411 11

Mine never try to gnaw off my hair.... How scary

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Poro_fml 12
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Mine did. It just depends on the pig. :)

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fmyluff 7
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That's a hairy situation!!

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TwoOneFive 11

No

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klovemachine 24

YES

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3rdbass 9

"I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth" Brazzers.

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sacmaster 11
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What do you plan on doing with the dismembered clump of hair?

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deathtothepix 26
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mourning the loss

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Wizardo 33

She's putting it under her pillow for the Bush Fairy... wait what...

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ladyLALAA 28
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Glue it back on... Maybe make an extension out of it?

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sacmaster 11
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29- For some reason I never thought of that! Thanks :)

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ilovedinosawers 17
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But you thought about the Bush Fairy?

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LebanonBaby 26
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Well... Thank god we always got hair extensions as a second option :)

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buddy51 23
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Guinea pig stylin buzz cut!

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