FML : Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw...

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Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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By MonsieurH / Thursday 3 April 2014 07:44 / France - Perros-guirec

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By BeautifulMine | 16

#7403979 - Friday 3 February 2017 21:36

He may not enjoy it much later

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By BeautifulMine | 16

#7403979 - Friday 3 February 2017 21:36

He may not enjoy it much later

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