Come on, that is a bit funny :)

Well now you know who has a stronger relationship with your boyfriend

I don't think dogs can feel disappointment. They are empathetic, so maybe it just sensed you felt disappointed in yourself, and because it's a bundle of love and compassion, didn't wanna bother you anymore.

At least be happy for your boyfriend. He's gettin all the dogs.

Well... just let your dog know that you tried

Your life is over. Just curl up in a ball and wait for death.

You must not disappoint your dog too much if he went to you first!

I normally don't like bringing this up as it's personal in nature, but my father used to be bad at playing fetch. He was treated for years, and some of my earliest memories of him involve the intravenous drugs they administered as part of his regimen. I remember him sitting in the corner, tubes coming out of both arms, throwing a squeaky toy for the dog to catch. The treatments were unsuccessful, and he's no longer with us. There's still time for you to seek help, OP. Please do.

I love that your dog was so clearly able to communicate his disdain. Too funny.

My dog gives me the "stupid human" look frequently too ???