StillLoveMyDogs
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
So similar
Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML
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fmlsams 27
Did it ask you to Slytherin?
Rkikkas9713 25
That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.
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cedwards120 4
Beware the lint snakes!
brownapple 22
It was an actual snake.
cynthianicole95 9
#10 No way, really?
cedwards120 4
I did understand that, thanks for clarifying.
AnOriginalName 19
Do lint snakes hunt dust bunnies?
venomousflower 24
Ainsley Harriott! ??
beararm 11
I feel u bro, i opened my bathroom after moving into a new apt after a week. It was in the bathroom so I almost had to piss my own pants till animal control came thru. That shit ***** with me till this day every time I walk in the bathroom.
heroqucas 25
Nope rope!!!
wow_FML03 12
Did it bite you?? 0: 0:
ShowMeKay 20
Based on OP's name for the FML, the snake might've actually been left dead by one of her dogs. Hopefully that was the case, and no bites!
redrain567 16
Maybe you should get that sorted out... Fyl op.
Rkikkas9713 25
That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.
Sigilwen 24
this from the snakes point of view? lol
fmlsams 27
Did it ask you to Slytherin?
giantsfan2010 23
Hopefully it wasn't poisonous! I had a customer at work bring a snake with her and she let me touch it, snake skin feels awesome!
SilverZephyr 20
Venomous*
MandieL 27
If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous. If you bite it and get sick, it's poisonous. :)
fmlsams 27
If it bites you and it gets sick, you're Chuck Norris.
madeline9322 17
If it bites you and it gets sick, you're poisonous.
cedwards120 4
If it bites you and nothing happens, it's kinky.
Sansational_ 18
If you bite it and it bites you, that's karma.
MisterKnowItAll 15
There's a snake in my boot.
interesting33 37
So surprised this wasn't in Australia!
Redoxx_fml 22
Was it a trouser snake?
writerchic85 26
Cool. Free snake!