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By StillLoveMyDogs - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML
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Did it ask you to Slytherin?

That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.


Beware the lint snakes!

It was an actual snake.

cynthianicole95 9

#10 No way, really?

I did understand that, thanks for clarifying.

AnOriginalName 19

Do lint snakes hunt dust bunnies?

Ainsley Harriott! ??

I feel u bro, i opened my bathroom after moving into a new apt after a week. It was in the bathroom so I almost had to piss my own pants till animal control came thru. That shit ***** with me till this day every time I walk in the bathroom.

heroqucas 25

Nope rope!!!

wow_FML03 12

Did it bite you?? 0: 0:

Based on OP's name for the FML, the snake might've actually been left dead by one of her dogs. Hopefully that was the case, and no bites!

Maybe you should get that sorted out... Fyl op.

That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.

this from the snakes point of view? lol

Did it ask you to Slytherin?

giantsfan2010 23

Hopefully it wasn't poisonous! I had a customer at work bring a snake with her and she let me touch it, snake skin feels awesome!

If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous. If you bite it and get sick, it's poisonous. :)

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're Chuck Norris.

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're poisonous.

If it bites you and nothing happens, it's kinky.

If you bite it and it bites you, that's karma.

MisterKnowItAll 15

There's a snake in my boot.

So surprised this wasn't in Australia!

Redoxx_fml 22

Was it a trouser snake?

Cool. Free snake!