By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
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Same thing different taste

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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

Jonesy_fml 0

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

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Jonesy_fml 0

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

pwincessa23 1

Hey at least now u got a J. Lo butt. too bad it's just one cheeck!

hope you dont have to go swimming anytime soon

that sounds really really painful.... FYL, no one deserves to have their ass bitten by an angry wasp while they're on the pot trying to take a leak.....

So you didn't change your pants before going to the computer to type up an FML? Well.. whatever salts your melon, I guess.

Clearly you should of waited for the bee to go first. YDI