FML : Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see...

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By targetlove - / Sunday 10 January 2010 01:23 / Australia

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By sweatnut | 0

#765688 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:06

that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

By Jonesy_fml | 0

#765687 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:06

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

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By Jonesy_fml | 0

#765687 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:06

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

billyhirvine09 | 0

#977778 - Sunday 11 April 2010 16:14

YDI for saying bum

ARScratch | 0

#1078702 - Sunday 11 July 2010 10:49

lol I hate 'bum'

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1335630 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:19

what's wrong with bum hmmm??? O.o

By sweatnut | 0

#765688 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:06

that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3507450 - Saturday 29 October 2011 6:00

Damn wasps

By pwincessa23 | 1

#765692 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:09

Hey at least now u got a J. Lo butt. too bad it's just one cheeck!

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#765693 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:10

Holy bum cheek Batman..

whataloadofbull | 0

#765949 - Sunday 10 January 2010 13:57

wut

XFlyingxPiranhaX | 0

#880050 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:10

*sigh* Really? Do you really have to have this explained?

WearingHats | 14

#1441486 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:50

Someone has never seen the old Batman. 'Tis a darn shame.

By beanerkid | 0

#765698 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

hope you dont have to go swimming anytime soon

By littlelizard111 | 0

#765701 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:15

I agree with # 547!!!!!

By chaos753159 | 4

#765716 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:23

hope u dont enjoy sitting

By jam_21 | 0

#765741 - Sunday 10 January 2010 9:33

that sounds really really painful.... FYL, no one deserves to have their ass bitten by an angry wasp while they're on the pot trying to take a leak.....