By targetlove - 10/01/2010 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
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sweatnut 0
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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

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Jonesy_fml 0

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

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Jonesy_fml 0

Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

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billyhirvine09 0
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YDI for saying bum

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ARScratch 0
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lol I hate 'bum'

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KarinaLizeth18 5

what's wrong with bum hmmm??? O.o

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sweatnut 0
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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Damn wasps

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pwincessa23 1

Hey at least now u got a J. Lo butt. too bad it's just one cheeck!

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alexandraa_fml 0
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Holy bum cheek Batman..

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
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*sigh* Really? Do you really have to have this explained?

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WearingHats 14

Someone has never seen the old Batman. 'Tis a darn shame.

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beanerkid 0
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hope you dont have to go swimming anytime soon

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littlelizard111 0
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I agree with # 547!!!!!

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chaos753159 4
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hope u dont enjoy sitting

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jam_21 0
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that sounds really really painful.... FYL, no one deserves to have their ass bitten by an angry wasp while they're on the pot trying to take a leak.....

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null_fml 11
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So you didn't change your pants before going to the computer to type up an FML? Well.. whatever salts your melon, I guess.

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24788 6
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Clearly you should of waited for the bee to go first. YDI

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