Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
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sweatnut
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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.
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Jonesy_fml
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Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?
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Jonesy_fml
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Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?
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billyhirvine09
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YDI for saying bum
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ARScratch
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lol I hate 'bum'
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KarinaLizeth18
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what's wrong with bum hmmm??? O.o
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sweatnut
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that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.
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m0tl3ycru3
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Damn wasps
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pwincessa23
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Hey at least now u got a J. Lo butt. too bad it's just one cheeck!
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alexandraa_fml
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Holy bum cheek Batman..
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whataloadofbull
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wut
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XFlyingxPiranhaX
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*sigh* Really? Do you really have to have this explained?
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WearingHats
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Someone has never seen the old Batman. 'Tis a darn shame.
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beanerkid
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hope you dont have to go swimming anytime soon
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littlelizard111
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I agree with # 547!!!!!
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chaos753159
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hope u dont enjoy sitting
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jam_21
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that sounds really really painful.... FYL, no one deserves to have their ass bitten by an angry wasp while they're on the pot trying to take a leak.....
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null_fml
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So you didn't change your pants before going to the computer to type up an FML? Well.. whatever salts your melon, I guess.
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24788
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Clearly you should of waited for the bee to go first. YDI