Animals, Dogs and Abuse: Sociopathic method

Sociopathic method

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 18:01

Today, it seemed like my new boyfriend worked wonders training my puppy. Now she listens, doesn’t bark and doesn’t chew everything to bits anymore. I was very impressed, until my boyfriend told me beating a dog until it behaves works every time. My dog isn’t trained; she’s too terrified to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01

Today, my new boyfriend is so scared of dogs that he won’t even go in the room where my new puppy's bed is, so even on the days when he’s at home not working, I still have to pay the lad next door to come round and let it into the garden for a pee, because he’s too scared to open the door. FML

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Good boy

By TrainedBF - 12/09/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied, "They worked on you." FML

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Bad boy

By DogBeater - 21/06/2016 01:21 - United States

Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML

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You deserved it 850

By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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Not the sharpest tool

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 02:01

Today, it became apparent that my new boyfriend has the mental process where unless you give him specific instructions, he can’t do anything right. Such as when asking him to let the dog out, it won’t occur to him to let the dog back in until I get home. By then the dog had destroyed the garden out of boredom. FML

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Who's a good boy?

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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Bitches, amirite?

By Sergeant Bri - 16/07/2023 09:00 - United States - Norwood

Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2021 11:00 - Germany - Papenburg

Today, I realized my boyfriend rather qualifies as a pet: He loves eating, he hardly ever talks or listens, but he is cuddly, always enjoys having me around and can – within limits - be trained to do useful things. FML

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By housebroken - 22/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

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Jon Tessler 14

Friday 27 August 2021 18:24

time to call the cops and get the "ex boyfriend" arrested for felony animal abuse.

liltrixy101 2

Friday 27 August 2021 18:26

"training?" that's animal abuse. Leave that asshole ASAP. anyone who beats a dog is complete trash. hearing about a dog being beaten makes me sick and hurts my heart!

Comments

Raine Devries 5

Friday 27 August 2021 18:05

Time to ditch the "new boyfriend" or rehome the pup to someone that won't allow it to be abused. Poor little dog...

Jon Tessler 14

Friday 27 August 2021 18:24

time to call the cops and get the "ex boyfriend" arrested for felony animal abuse.

liltrixy101 2

Friday 27 August 2021 18:26

"training?" that's animal abuse. Leave that asshole ASAP. anyone who beats a dog is complete trash. hearing about a dog being beaten makes me sick and hurts my heart!

Howww_06 6

Friday 27 August 2021 18:39

dude, that's insane

Hangryko 27

Friday 27 August 2021 18:43

Dump him and report him for animal abuse. Never let him in your home and near your dog again.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 August 2021 19:25

Don't read "Call of the Wild."

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 27 August 2021 20:13

Dump his ass

spinspinsugar 12

Friday 27 August 2021 21:25

leave him. he's a ******* psychopath!

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 27 August 2021 21:28

Yikes. Dump the boyfriend and report him for animal abuse.

Doom_Kitty 12

Saturday 28 August 2021 12:24

Call the cops. Throw this person out of your life. Start learning how dogs need to be treated and WORK with that dog. Because that's how it is having a dog: working constantly with them. Your boyfriend is an asshole. Never get in touch with people that won't treat animals well, they don't have a long way on starting to treat other humans the same.