Boo!!!

The cat is going to get revenge when you least expect it.

yeah lets just hope the cat has a dream of chasing a mice when sleeping between OP's legs, hehe

Pop that pussy!!(song reference)

She's using the same method she used on her acne too

Sure thing...

He was poppin' a pussy. I'm sorry I even tried..

#2- no...? This is the first FML in a long time that has literally made me lol. :3

Pop that pussy for a real nigga -Drake

Furry balloon!

Maybe OP is massively obese and the cat felt really light to her, and she thought it was a balloon....DAMN.....Pop Goes The Pussy!

rofl

Please stop judging that poor cat! Hahaha

Pop the cat, or poop the cat?

Lol ur such a dick

Does it even say the cat was fat?...

way the fuck was op trying to pop it with

Lolz yup I'm wondering how u didnt here da sounds??

God if you killed you cat that would've been a real CATastrophe.... Yes that was pretty bad

So bad that it left me in a CATatonic state...

They both made me feel bad :/

21 & 46. No.

just no.

That awkward moment..

Don't even try

Tats so true!! :)

*now

That's some bullshit.

Because anyone with scratch marks are cutters... No, reasonable people ask where you got them before assuming the worst.

I think I understand

4- there are so many things wrong with that, I don't even know what to say... I guess I'll settle for, "you're a dumbass. Grow up."

They do think that... I've had cats all my life and always get scratches, besides my straight black hair doesn't help people understand I'm not some emo cutter, people who only see others with stereotypes are so inmature

You might want to concentrate a little more at school. You look too old to not know the difference between "now" and "know". Sad.

76- though op's story is interesting, when people ask about the marks, plainly saying 'my cat scratched me' is actually one of the most used excuses. So then it won't be as believable. So yea, 4 does kind of have a point :/

A cutter on their knees ?

This is stupid , cat scratches look different then when you cut yourself And the cat scratches , in this case, would be on ops knees

Poor Emily. I bet everyone thinks you're an idiot because of your fucked up post.

^Well, yeah. Though, we don't think she's an idiot so much as KNOW she's an idiot because of her stupid comment. "wow your knees are really scratched. Do you cut yourself by any chance?"

Did you really care enough to actually comment that? Just saying.

Yes, some people do cut on or around their knees. Not just their wrists.

Why was my comment removed?

Yeah. F the cat's life O.O

No joke...this is an FML for the cat not you!!

Ur just shady man I'm proply cuz I love cats even tho I'm allergic but ur just shady

meow

pop goes the boner

Pop goes the weasel.

Pop goes the c-c-combo breaker!

Lolz watch him actuly pop it omg XD

As lil Wayne once said, "pop that pussy"

Oh man...this made me LOL more than any other FML ever has.

Giggled for a good ten minutes. Poor cat, but excellent post.

WILSON!!!!!!

If you were to hold your phone at arm's length and squint and use a little bit of imagination, you can use mea's profile pic as fappable material. Just saying. You can. I won't. *cough*

44- you seem to have put some thought into that one

me-no...

Jerk.