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Sucks to suck.
Must be one fat cat
Boo!!!
yeah lets just hope the cat has a dream of chasing a mice when sleeping between OP's legs, hehe
He was poppin' a pussy. I'm sorry I even tried..
rofl
Pop the cat, or poop the cat?
way the **** was op trying to pop it with
Lolz yup I'm wondering how u didnt here da sounds??
God if you killed you cat that would've been a real CATastrophe.... Yes that was pretty bad
So bad that it left me in a CATatonic state...
They both made me feel bad :/
21 & 46. No.
just no.
That awkward moment..
Don't even try
Tats so true!! :)
Poor kitty. I bet eveyone thinks you cut know because of the scratches
*now
That's some bullshit.
Because anyone with scratch marks are cutters... No, reasonable people ask where you got them before assuming the worst.
I think I understand
4- there are so many things wrong with that, I don't even know what to say... I guess I'll settle for, "you're a dumbass. Grow up."
They do think that... I've had cats all my life and always get scratches, besides my straight black hair doesn't help people understand I'm not some emo cutter, people who only see others with stereotypes are so inmature
You might want to concentrate a little more at school. You look too old to not know the difference between "now" and "know". Sad.
76- though op's story is interesting, when people ask about the marks, plainly saying 'my cat scratched me' is actually one of the most used excuses. So then it won't be as believable. So yea, 4 does kind of have a point :/
Poor Emily. I bet everyone thinks you're an idiot because of your ****** up post.
^Well, yeah. Though, we don't think she's an idiot so much as KNOW she's an idiot because of her stupid comment. "wow your knees are really scratched. Do you cut yourself by any chance?"
Yes, some people do cut on or around their knees. Not just their wrists.
Dang. Poor cat..
Why was my comment removed?
Yeah. F the cat's life O.O
Ur just shady man I'm proply cuz I love cats even tho I'm allergic but ur just shady
pop goes the boner
Pop goes the c-c-combo breaker!
Lolz watch him actuly pop it omg XD
this should be an FML for the cat instead :P
Haha, oh god. I really shouldn't be laughing at that, but it's really kind of hilarious. I have done things like that in my sleep before, so I know how it is and how much that sucks.
Oh man...this made me LOL more than any other FML ever has.
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better than waking to a strangled dead cat
Pop goes the cat