By furryballoon - United States
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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By  EmilyStrauch  |  8

Poor kitty. I bet eveyone thinks you cut know because of the scratches

  Sebastian_NG  |  17

They do think that... I've had cats all my life and always get scratches, besides my straight black hair doesn't help people understand I'm not some emo cutter, people who only see others with stereotypes are so inmature


76- though op's story is interesting, when people ask about the marks, plainly saying 'my cat scratched me' is actually one of the most used excuses. So then it won't be as believable. So yea, 4 does kind of have a point :/

  ohmandapants  |  16

^Well, yeah. Though, we don't think she's an idiot so much as KNOW she's an idiot because of her stupid comment.
"wow your knees are really scratched. Do you cut yourself by any chance?"

By  TheHarvardian  |  25

Haha, oh god. I really shouldn't be laughing at that, but it's really kind of hilarious. I have done things like that in my sleep before, so I know how it is and how much that sucks.

  DuRpY  |  5

If you were to hold your phone at arm's length and squint and use a little bit of imagination, you can use mea's profile pic as fappable material.

Just saying. You can. I won't.