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anaxes, I don't think I've ever laughed so much, like I did when reading your "about" section. like, you think you're so tough, but you're probably some 26 year old, overweight nerd who lives with his mother. get over yourself.

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I don't like your list. politically correct. & from My iPod, the (damn French keyboard changing the to thé) quotes don't show up; it just says quote. Lolz. ;-) I just had 2 say it. I never really figured out how 2 use these (;) I'm not a grammar Nazi b/c I don't know that... I just felt the need 2 make him mad. ;-)

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#43 - I think someone's jealous that the nerds are the people who get the money while you're stuck cleaning drains. On another note, I'm surprised that random people haven't just replied to my comment to get to the top.

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omg I had a freaking lolgasm when I read that info too!!! what a stupid *DOUCHE* face fuckbag. omg still giggling hahaa

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Brightsidegirl82, go die in a hole. Or better yet, use some spare change to buy yourself a sense of humor.

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#58 - Due to the fact that the post looks like it just came out of a blender I cannot determine the presence/absence of sarcasm. But I will help you with your insult. Firstly, douche is not a proper insult. "Douche" is what females use to clean their vaginas. So whenever someone is so stupid and uninspired (Come on, even the tone of the word makes it sound pathetic, like calling someone a pile of poo) to call someone a "Douche", they're pretty much actually complimenting the

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did anyone else read the first sentence as: " I woke up to shit on my floor " as in she woke up to take a shit on the floor? or is that just me?

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seriously?!? it's just a fish..so don't HOW DARE YOU!! to me..it won't even remember what happened 3 seconds after it gets flushed.

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Fish aren't food, people are food. How many times do I have to tell you, people are a RENEWABLE resource.

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anaxes, shut the fuck up. NOW EVERYONE GO AND READ ANAXES ABOUT THINGY SO U CAN ALL LAUGH UR ASSES OFF!!!!!

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