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androiddestroya
| 7
you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D
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moonlight970
| 0
You need to tell her. The sooner the better.
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not_cool808
| 14
im 1st yay!!
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SnowFlakeInAK
| 7
You're an idiot.
Waits for a mod to see the post
Waits for a mod to see the post
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moonlight970
| 0
You need to tell her. The sooner the better.
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brotastic
| 0
Kill it with fire!
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-2 give he bacon and tell her it's of your big, the flowers shall live on through the bacon.
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IndiRae
| 9
300 dollars doesn't seem worth three years of a persons life. Especially considering they most likely spent a hell of a lot more than that on the garden in those years.
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ninjaniki
| 0
Sounds like your pig is *puts on sunglasses* gonna be bacon.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Man up and stop being a Pansy
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-2 I'm going to remake my comment,
Buy bacon and tell her that it is your pig, the flowers will live on through the bacon.
Buy bacon and tell her that it is your pig, the flowers will live on through the bacon.
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IndiRae
| 9
40- That first comment was pretty derpy. But I now understand. Thank you for the clarification.
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jillianmathers12
| 13
Just give her $300 it isn't that much! You could probably sell your pig for more then that!
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-42 As a wise man once said "I prayed to the moderating gods, but they did not answer"
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DropDead77
| 11
What a pig!
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Jaimegirl
| 7
3 years of work for one competition that will award you only $300??... Also how would she not realize that her garden is already destroyed by now? haha
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
Drinking till I look pretty which will take ALOT lol. And Ydi op for letting your pig to be such a pig.
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tylersign
| 11
70- it's time for you to be quiet.
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Slim2306
| 10
looks like spiderpig got in and out quick and even had time to grab a quick lunch... turns out he does have powers ;)
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sweetandsexy
| 0
"what a pig!"
hahaha
hahaha
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
Lol 97 I wish it was within in my power, "but me nots drunk as u think I am" =P but i thought that was pretty funny.
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wintamint101
| 7
just tell her racoons ate it or something
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moodyreallyrocks
| 27
Agreed!
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kittykat1501
| 31
56 exactly what I was thinking.
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androiddestroya
| 7
you have a pet pig!? lucky!!!!! :D
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josebeto1
| 6
Not in this case
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faithxoxox
| 1
I don't understand how this is OP's FML. it sounds more like it should say Today, my asshole neighbor's pig ate my flower garden. I've been growing it for three years and was going to bring judges over in two days, hoping to win $300. FML
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josebeto1
| 6
Then again OP might have to pay $300. Or atleast something for destroying his neighbors work and time.
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aFatFuck
| 0
If you have enough money to raise a pot belly pig hopefully you have enough to reimburse your neighbor 300 dollars.
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josebeto1
| 6
^OP should have nothing to worry about then?
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danishbagel
| 3
Having a pet pig in your house is like washing and feeding a plate of bacon.
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WOGBRO
| 6
Give her a week or so worth of bacon.
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katt_is_here
| 24
No, not lucky. Pigs are JERKS! My best friend has one. If you are in the house long enough, the pig starts to challenge you for dominance by following you around, rooting you with its snout and biting at your toes. The only way to make it leave you alone is to straddle it and press it down a little. This makes the pig scream out in a murderous, high pitched squeal from the bowels of hell. You have to do this until you can pet it and calm it down. It doesn't hurt the pig to do it, but it will hurt your ears A LOT.
After getting to know this animal, I understand why policemen and politicians are called "pigs."
After getting to know this animal, I understand why policemen and politicians are called "pigs."
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liy223
| 6
Look on the bright side. Op has got to be the first person ever in FML history to begin a story with the words "today my potbellied pig..."
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ericwashere
| 0
Tell her and be fucking happy you got a pet pig!!! So jealus right now
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paprikacha
| 9
The pig starts to challenge you for dominance. The PIG starts to challenge YOU, the person who probably ate its mother and father for breakfast that morning, for dominance. This reminds me of my chihuahuas running at Rottweilers like there's any other way this situation could go down. XD
Also, any pig that challenges me in my own f*cking house is going between two slices of bread for breakfast. o_o
Also, any pig that challenges me in my own f*cking house is going between two slices of bread for breakfast. o_o
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paprikacha
| 9
Eh...not really. I love animals, even the ones that suck. But Wilbur's gonna be living in the backyard.
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bryannab1
| 0
Whats wrong with policemen?
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katt_is_here
| 24
It's my friend's pig. I would never be so STUPID as to own a pig as a pet.
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shorty6823
| 28
It all depends on the pig. I've had 3. Because they are males who are not neutered, yeah, they'll be territorial and shoe dominance. However, they are nor mean and they would never aim to hurt anyone. One of them, Mu, only shows dominance to the other pig, Olliver, because Ollie is a new pig and Mu is "king of the pig pen." Pigs are not house pets. They like mud and fresh grass.
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ariomario2
| 0
Tell her sooner rather than later! Or it will be much worse...
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qyka
| 5
Ya. But really more like f her life :{
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bluetiger105
| 0
I would go for the dick move here and not tell her. Unless you have a spare 300$ around to give as an apology.
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JPLovesAnimals
| 4
No. Because what if she wouldn't have won anyway.
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sxe_beast
| 11
But the right thing would be to give her the 300 dollars. Who cares if they wouldn't have won? All that effort put into it and the OP's lack of control over their pet... Just cough up the 300 dollars. Its not that much and the least the OP can do.
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Prankster7o7
| 5
$300 is kinda a lot in today's economy, you know I could get at least 3 tanks of fuel for that much. :/
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sxe_beast
| 11
I can get like 5 tanks on $300 :D!
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androiddestroya
| 7
prius? :O
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bankrupt
| 15
Yes 123, you are absolutely right. If the OP can't control his or her animal, then the OP should pay up.
Really, OP, what an asshole move to not tell your neighbor that your unattended animal trashed her property.
This is exactly WHY I hate pets. The person who owns the animal and the person who gets stuck putting up with the animal's shitty behavior are never the same person.
Really, OP, what an asshole move to not tell your neighbor that your unattended animal trashed her property.
This is exactly WHY I hate pets. The person who owns the animal and the person who gets stuck putting up with the animal's shitty behavior are never the same person.
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sxe_beast
| 11
No, I was wrong I can get like nearly 4 tanks of gas on $300 (like 3.75). So I was wrong. I completely fail at math :(!. My SUV is a gas guzzling beast. I should have gotten a Prius, lol.
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pita2423
| 10
I agree, or just have ur pet stay at someone's house until it all blows over. and tell her it died a few days ago before the event happened and then say u got a new one.
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Skoff_fml
| 27
doesn't matter whether she would win, she now has zero chance due to OP not securing their pig. Replacing all of the plants will probably cost about that much.
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ollie179
| 21
Her flower garden is the perfect place to bury her...
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trizz
| 0
Your pick is really fitting for this FML
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trizz
| 0
pic*
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
Sounds like you are going to owe her $300
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purpleamandapand
| 6
Sounds like the pig is going to owe her $300.
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techweed
| 12
Why the hell do you have a pig???
Do you like Rooney that much? (thumbs up if you got that)
Do you like Rooney that much? (thumbs up if you got that)
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not_cool808
| 14
bacon!!
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regsworld11
| 2
Thumbs down because your comment is stupid.
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IndiRae
| 9
Thumbs down because you seem like a bitch. But so do I. So. Eh, Fuck it.
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regsworld11
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My comment wasn't meant for this one, sorry, I don't know why it is on this comment.
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regsworld11
| 2
Damn that sucks, best to tell her soon! I love pigs by the way(:
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BoredUnicorn
| 6
Your screwed.
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aguin8
| 0
you're*
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BooGhosted
| 0
You're both now screwed by the readers of FML and their power to thumb up or down.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
^^^
Thumbed down
Thumbed down
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BooGhosted
| 0
Damn, I got myself.
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aguin8
| 0
73 fail
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BoredUnicorn
| 6
So many haters.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Criticism is a necessity
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not_cool808
| 14
your pretty
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androiddestroya
| 7
thumb me down too :D
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BooGhosted
| 0
It's a sad day when only the Nazi gets thumbs up :