By Joseph N / Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:08 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

megasniper240 Say more :
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
By megasniper240 - / Tuesday 19 June 2012 15:35 / United States - Ronkonkoma
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

raraisbang Say more :
Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P
By raraisbang / Tuesday 19 June 2012 01:07 / United States - Doyline
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