By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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Same thing different taste

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carriealana 0

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

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NightKiller 0

I don't see how superhero work matters? anyways this FML sounds fake.

Your supposed to fake that someone else did it! Don't you know anything?

Haha, a similar thing happened to me once... I was with a large group of friends (school robotics team) doing volunteer work in a closed room, and suddenly had probably the most vile fart I've ever had, but silent. One by one I saw the people besides me grossing out and trying desperately to breath... most of them had eventually left the room for a while. They never knew it was me. It was hilarious.

carriealana 0

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Never heard of 'better out than in'?

summersong89 0

its the silent ones that kill dude.

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

LMFAO a friend always does this when there's like 5 of us in this REALLY small room - about 4 or 5 square metres. (editing suite in media). its awful and disgusting ._. and then our teacher walked in once and he was like -sniff- hmm something smells here.. we all pointed to my friend in unison XD he was not impressed, loll.

haha.....imagining the scene doesn't stop my laughter!!

shazaire 0

omg my sides are hurting LMAO dude just because they couldnt be seen they we`re smelled. Youre a douche lol, you did it in an exam where people cant even escape your suffocating nastiness OMG the class probably did overall worse because they were gagging too much