By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. Fuck there lives hahahahah!

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do you do super hero work?

I don't see how superhero work matters? anyways this FML sounds fake.

Your supposed to fake that someone else did it! Don't you know anything?

Haha, a similar thing happened to me once... I was with a large group of friends (school robotics team) doing volunteer work in a closed room, and suddenly had probably the most vile fart I've ever had, but silent. One by one I saw the people besides me grossing out and trying desperately to breath... most of them had eventually left the room for a while. They never knew it was me. It was hilarious.

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Never heard of 'better out than in'?

its the silent ones that kill dude.

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. Fuck there lives hahahahah!

HAHAHAHAHA! BEEN THERE

LMFAO a friend always does this when there's like 5 of us in this REALLY small room - about 4 or 5 square metres. (editing suite in media). its awful and disgusting ._. and then our teacher walked in once and he was like -sniff- hmm something smells here.. we all pointed to my friend in unison XD he was not impressed, loll.

haha.....imagining the scene doesn't stop my laughter!!

omg my sides are hurting LMAO dude just because they couldnt be seen they we`re smelled. Youre a douche lol, you did it in an exam where people cant even escape your suffocating nastiness OMG the class probably did overall worse because they were gagging too much

@9 , and you can totally SEE farts!

Well aren't you attractive?