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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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You deserved it

By aXel / Monday 13 October 2008 08:29 /

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By Tygastyle | 0

#3180 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

By badmotherfucker_fml | 0

#49109 - Sunday 22 March 2009 3:21

watching you do what?

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By Tygastyle | 0

#3180 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4932882 - Friday 14 September 2012 20:38

How can you be so sure?

By NoKo_fml | 0

#12701 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:14

red rocket red rocket come on red rocket red rocket

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4932875 - Friday 14 September 2012 20:37

This comment is deserving of all the thumbs up on FML combined.

Tavers | 19

#5336675 - Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:18

I don't get it. Sum1 clue me in?

Palirose | 22

#5359892 - Friday 8 February 2013 22:37

An episode of South Park.

By lazygirl_fml | 0

#16404 - Thursday 5 March 2009 18:31

what?! that's crazy

By badmotherfucker_fml | 0

#49109 - Sunday 22 March 2009 3:21

watching you do what?

karmicsamadi86 | 9

#2771450 - Monday 27 June 2011 17:22

That's my question!

HomeAl0ne | 20

#2983855 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:15

Exactly!

Dawnxxoo | 11

#3648112 - Sunday 27 November 2011 14:41

guess we will never know ! :

BirdieCurls | 25

#5710316 - Thursday 10 October 2013 0:37

it scares me to think what they were doing o.o

By xMooMoox | 0

#72666 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:19

You are society's reject.

OdinA | 6

#4460285 - Sunday 20 May 2012 21:41

Lol

badluckalex | 23

#5973486 - Thursday 12 June 2014 19:26

you two are assholes

By ZH13 | 0

#128116 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:21

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

THATCHICKDANNI | 0

#722668 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 18:24

Hiiia

pinkerton015 | 0

#999015 - Thursday 20 May 2010 16:59

hahahaha I am wondering the same.

By ZH13 | 0

#128120 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:23

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

By 24788 | 5

#148992 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:19

This one is really creepy.

By fretforyerlatte | 0

#165879 - Monday 4 May 2009 0:35

f your life, but because you're checking out a dog's hard-on for a half hour. wtf.

Boomi | 38

#6688467 - Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:23

True. Did they have nothing better to do?

By theoffkid | 0

#167265 - Monday 4 May 2009 11:13

Ew.

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