FML : Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

See the top FMLs

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By aXel / Monday 13 October 2008 08:29 /

Animals

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Tygastyle | 0

#3180 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 03:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

By badmotherfucker_fml | 0

#49109 - Sunday 22 March 2009 03:21

watching you do what?

Comments

By Tygastyle | 0

#3180 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 03:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4932882 - Friday 14 September 2012 08:38

How can you be so sure?

By NoKo_fml | 0

#12701 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 04:14

red rocket red rocket come on red rocket red rocket

CaptainDoorknob | 7

#4932875 - Friday 14 September 2012 08:37

This comment is deserving of all the thumbs up on FML combined.

Tavers | 19

#5336675 - Wednesday 23 January 2013 07:18

I don't get it. Sum1 clue me in?

Palirose | 22

#5359892 - Friday 8 February 2013 10:37

An episode of South Park.

By lazygirl_fml | 0

#16404 - Thursday 5 March 2009 06:31

what?! that's crazy

By badmotherfucker_fml | 0

#49109 - Sunday 22 March 2009 03:21

watching you do what?

karmicsamadi86 | 9

#2771450 - Monday 27 June 2011 05:22

That's my question!

HomeAl0ne | 20

#2983855 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 06:15

Exactly!

Dawnxxoo | 11

#3648112 - Sunday 27 November 2011 02:41

guess we will never know ! :

BirdieCurls | 25

#5710316 - Thursday 10 October 2013 12:37

it scares me to think what they were doing o.o

By xMooMoox | 0

#72666 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 06:19

You are society's reject.

OdinA | 6

#4460285 - Sunday 20 May 2012 09:41

Lol

badluckalex | 23

#5973486 - Thursday 12 June 2014 07:26

you two are assholes

By ZH13 | 0

#128116 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 01:21

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

THATCHICKDANNI | 0

#722668 - Wednesday 16 December 2009 06:24

Hiiia

pinkerton015 | 0

#999015 - Thursday 20 May 2010 04:59

hahahaha I am wondering the same.

By ZH13 | 0

#128120 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 01:23

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

By 24788 | 5

#148992 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:19

This one is really creepy.

By fretforyerlatte | 0

#165879 - Monday 4 May 2009 12:35

f your life, but because you're checking out a dog's hard-on for a half hour. wtf.

Boomi | 38

#6688467 - Tuesday 13 September 2016 05:23

True. Did they have nothing better to do?

By theoffkid | 0

#167265 - Monday 4 May 2009 11:13

Ew.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Animals

Nearly

Today, my husband officially voiced he definitely wanted a divorce. I was speechless. He took that to mean that I don't care about our marriage. FML.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I met a 21 year old proud mother of six. I noticed she had more children than teeth. Gotta love working in a hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Singapore

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

Slovenia

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos