By Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
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Vogelfanger 0

Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!

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brodizzle 0

ahahhahaha #3... I did too. 12 thousand? Holy ****!

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flakes_fml 0

congratulations on the weight loss lol jk I know what u mean fyl

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NickelZinc13 6

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SquealingMoose 14

Au contraire my friend, she was being funny. She was not serious. Surely you should know that. Who is stupid now?

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Vogelfanger 0

Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!

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samtamrox 0

lol to all americans, im pretty sure pounds is currency... fyi, not weight

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mnkyc_mnkydo 5

hey she said training so we yanks assume its weight.

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mnkyc_mnkydo 5

oops miss read ti i need to stop read better......go ahead make fun of me i said something stupid

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lol_XD_fml 0

hey im an american but i got the Pounds because it was capitalized!! just beacause some of us are a dumbass doesnt mean all of us are!! :P

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Konta246 0

Hahaya yeh i saw thAt and i was like woah thats alott :)

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allyosaugh 0

he assumed only americans would write it because only Americans use pounds as a weight measurement

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UnluckyChicka 0

I'm American-Italian and I agree with the fact that MOSTLY Americans posted the weight jokes. I've lived here since I was 10, and as far as I can tell, we Americans are not always super culturally intelligent :)

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loganberrybat 11

I lol at Americans all the time. This is the only reason they were put on the earth

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AriaLynn 4

Just because some of us are 'dumbasses'. Not 'a dumbass'. Make it plural. Nice. Your point is proven.

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Sinamoi 18

#134- Makes me feel comfortable to know that their are ignorant assholes like yourself around the globe and not just here.

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Sofa_King 0

Pound = currency pound = measure of weight I read it first as "training" day instead of traiding day

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GGAllin1 8

No, Lb=Weight £=Currency The stupidity on this sight blows my mind

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DisturbedDriver 0

Anyone who didn't understand that the pound is Britain's currency is a douche. Coming from an American hailing from SoCal.

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alchemist5 0

lol it took me a second to figure out it was money, not weight. i guess i'm a douche? :'(

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summer66_fml 0

wow.....i thought you meant weight at first.....

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skyraider17 0

In our defense, it's only natural to assume that pounds is weight (aside from the uppercase P) since that's how we use it; I'm sure at least most of the weight comments were simply jokes after they realized it was currency and that it's silly to lose 12,000 pounds unless you're an aircraft.

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pb_fml 0

OP: Today I wrote an fml about how I lost 12,000 Pounds in British currency. They all thought I was extremely obese and meant my weight. FML.

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Katana9990 3

to OP: here's an FML for you! today, I had an fml user tell me that I should get my mole checked. FML.

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