I've had one cent in my bank account.

....well, think about how happy you'll be on your millionth birthday!

49- Cute :3 lolz. But for a million-year-old person, $10,000 isn't that much :o

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yeah 800 of your mom and dads money. nothing to brag about

but the guy in the FML can't get a job

13 with 5,000 xD and no. this money isn't from my parents.

whoa, we got a badass over here :3

15 with somewhere around $80. My boss owes me over $1500.

Where'd you get it from then?

He flashes at his school like that other girl on FML, except this guy charges people.

Please explain how you got it then.

That sucks so much... but I laughed so hard...

I actually didn't laugh on this one. It's not funny. it's depressing.
I'm truly sorry. Hopefully you'll run into some good fortune soon.

I agree with #9, times are tough these days. I hope your luck changes.

fyl sir

I say u get ur ass moved and fid a fucking job
am 15 and I dont get allowance I work for my money and I fucking love it =)

You don't have to pay for rent, food, gasoline, heating, internet, cooling, natural gas, water or electricity. I bet you couldn't do that.

As much as I hate to make one of those "I agree posts"... I totally agree with ya, #60. Lol.

#12, grow up and stop acting like you're fully supporting yourself with your own job when you're really just living off your parents. Get ready for the real world, bud. :P

4 words:

your life is fucked

hooray?

n ur wasting ur time on fml? wow.. loser

Then wouldn't that make you a loser as well?

#15 is implying that OP should be out making money instead of sitting on the internet posting about his problems. I don't know OP's circumstances, but if he's in that bad of a financial position he should stop paying for the internet service he's using.