FML : Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home."...

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By alice5000 / Friday 7 November 2008 05:47 / France

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By nwater | 0

#12657 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:33

wow you must have been tired to fuck that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#77749 - Thursday 2 April 2009 21:41

Whoa.
Yeah I side with nwater.
If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed.
People would have bought it.

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By FunWriter20 | 0

#1685 - Friday 13 February 2009 0:10

I appreciated this moment. It's something I'd do, lol.

michaelscot23 | 0

#951730 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:36

op=retard

yuhhkno | 0

#1056637 - Saturday 3 July 2010 6:21

lmfaoo i hope they took that as a hint to leave!

Pokkyun | 0

#1163679 - Friday 30 July 2010 20:19

OP= "Think Before You Act"
Dumbass.

timistheman | 2

#1229866 - Thursday 12 August 2010 17:28

dumbass

fluffyrocka | 0

#3042434 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:52

Jesus masturbation- your argument is invalid

By nwater | 0

#12657 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:33

wow you must have been tired to fuck that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

By jennaleighhh | 0

#19683 - Saturday 7 March 2009 14:20

yeah #14, i dont get it either...

azhein | 0

#1216024 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 6:41

how do you not get it. she tried making an excuse to leave by saying they had a long drive but they were at their house

BREADEDELF | 3

#1291640 - Monday 23 August 2010 22:07

The real question is how #5 replied to #14

bamagrl410 | 31

#5413896 - Thursday 21 March 2013 6:08

In the old FML days, instead of moderating a comment, they would just delete it all together & therefore people's numbers would become a previous number. So #5 wasn't originally 5.

By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#31597 - Saturday 14 March 2009 19:54

vdm?

By MightyMeganLH | 0

#43691 - Thursday 19 March 2009 23:36

i dont get it...and what is VDM?

mxtn | 0

#901687 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:49

VDM is the French acronym for FML. VDM came first.

By christiner51 | 0

#58673 - Thursday 26 March 2009 0:31

What's VDM....And I really don't get this. We are home?? Huh?

chapelsen | 0

#2737819 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:58

It's been about 2 years since this post...maybe you know already, but VDM is the French site (the one fml is based off of). It means Vie De Merde, translating literally to Life Of Crap....

By zectni | 0

#69083 - Monday 30 March 2009 4:56

i dont get it eitherr...

Hoplaka | 0

#1255871 - Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:20

She said she was tired for an excuse to get away from her friends. Not thinking she said," Come on honey, it's a long drive home." But they were already home.