By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 444
You deserved it 70 115

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wow you must have been tired to fuck that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

Whoa. Yeah I side with nwater. If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed. People would have bought it.

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I appreciated this moment. It's something I'd do, lol.

lmfaoo i hope they took that as a hint to leave!

OP= "Think Before You Act" Dumbass.

Jesus masturbation- your argument is invalid

wow you must have been tired to fuck that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

yeah #14, i dont get it either...

how do you not get it. she tried making an excuse to leave by saying they had a long drive but they were at their house

The real question is how #5 replied to #14

bamagrl410 31

In the old FML days, instead of moderating a comment, they would just delete it all together & therefore people's numbers would become a previous number. So #5 wasn't originally 5.

i dont get it...and what is VDM?

VDM is the French acronym for FML. VDM came first.

What's VDM....And I really don't get this. We are home?? Huh?

It's been about 2 years since this post...maybe you know already, but VDM is the French site (the one fml is based off of). It means Vie De Merde, translating literally to Life Of Crap....

i dont get it eitherr...

She said she was tired for an excuse to get away from her friends. Not thinking she said," Come on honey, it's a long drive home." But they were already home.

Whoa. Yeah I side with nwater. If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed. People would have bought it.

You must have really been tired...

Hell, last night I went to bed at about 7 PM and woke up twelve hours later...and I was still tired.

Haha, smooth. How'd you get out of it?

VDM is vie de marde. it means fml in french.