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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 051

You deserved it 10 261

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 943

You deserved it 7 033

By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 329

You deserved it 5 092

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 772

You deserved it 7 815

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 434

You deserved it 982

Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 895

You deserved it 231

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By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 509

You deserved it 109

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 2 449

Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 4 986

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 368

You deserved it 5 597

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Top comments

your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

sexaddict247 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:51

If you gave a ****, you`d be happy shes there and go cuddle wf her instead

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McFinder 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:39

wow, i can relate, lol

MegamiKaosu 28

Sunday 5 June 2011 11:02

sadly so can I... like right now

your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 2 April 2015 12:47

I always fall asleep while watching movies.. So I can relate to her too.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:19

SAME! I always fall asleep on skype chats with my boyfriend, it's not that big of a deal, he understands and he's done it too.

oh_L1fe912 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:14

haha. i always do that to my boyfriend. he gets so angry.

Ancient_Shed 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:24

And the reason you do so is...? -.-

Likian5 26

Friday 13 July 2012 6:03

You're a terrible gf, just so you know.

pc4pc 7

Sunday 11 May 2014 12:55

#50 and #65 ...because she's tired and she doesn't exist to satisfy her boyfriend's every need and want?

Sharpe 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:56

Huh, my bro's girlfriend was like that. Turns out she was a junkie, and told EVERYONE about how he was loaded. Christmas about 2 years ago, shortly after they broke up, a "friend" of her's broke into our place, robbed us and shot everyone save for the kids and myself. Huh, shit, I should put this on FML...

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:24

Are you serious?

falwoodaj 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:55

Dude...

JokestrMike89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:15

#4: THANK YOU! haha #6: Sometimes, it's cute, but, yeah, sometimes, it's not. lol I say, "Put out, or get out!" haha. Totally kidding! :)

NoKo_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:42

You can't start a sentence with a "but". HOWEVER, you can start it with "however".

GreenHacker 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:33

It's actually the complete opposite of what you said

raney150 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 0:47

actually you can start with either if you work the sentence right

babymaee 0

Monday 11 April 2011 8:22

does it really matter right now?

kefron 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:13

Haha I did this. Except I was laying on top of him and when he called my name I looked up and drool fell out of my mouth onto him haha.

dan81892 2

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:33

...at least you have a girlfriend.

clarky5 0

Friday 3 August 2012 9:11

put ur self out there then

ITSxELLIE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:22

#9? thats helpful...? haha

Rowdey 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:38

I thumb myself up all the time, coz I'm a bit insecure.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:14

She came over just to sleep? That's a bummer.

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You deserved it 33 034

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You deserved it 124 330

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 508

You deserved it 52 491

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You deserved it 3 969